Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Truth: I've never seen Cancel win a lane.

>kys
kys yourself

but he is shining already, look at that face

Timber at level 1, gets 6-10 hp each time a creep hits him.
At each additional level, he gets more and more.
Nothing is actually stopping him from just walking past the creep and spending the entire laning hitting the enemy hero.

Remember: The only thing the patch did when changing each stack to a non round number, was to make Timber immune to tower damage.

Winning today

does anybody actually care about this series?

I'm just waiting for OG games

Nice and simple, all you need in a pizza.

Hah. You know your hero is in the dumpster when your stun-skillshot lasts 10% as long as Mirana's arrow and does a fraction of the damage. Don't know why people still pick ES

these arrows

lmao

based solomon

Did you kidnap Swindlez?

>these pub tier ganks
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

EG LOST TO THIS

AHAHDHADHADHADHAHDHADH

>Walk around a bit
>Enemy throws a bunch of spells at you and misses everything
>"WOAH WHAT AN INCREDIBLE PLAYER WOAH"
godz pls

But that way the groupstage games actually matter ;^)

monkeys is looking decent this series, i don't mind if CoL loses as long as he does well

>that weak cheer after the LC wins a duel

Has legion commander ever won a competitive game?

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>pepperoni

MOOOOOO

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Plenty of times.

col got the fire back

kyle going to slay some boston bp tonight

NO ANIME BELOW THIS LINE
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Why are his arms and hands so small?

>Zfreek showing once again how he's the one diamond hidden in a rough of shit
He'll be on a good team one day.
One day...

A few.
A 5.5 second Mute/Silence/Taunt is actually a very good pickoff tool.

Boston is actually the worst.
>city of vice despite being founded by puritans
>founded by puritans
>the same puritans that hung multiple people based on a prank pulled by 2 teenage girls
>retarded accent
>nuts about hockey despite not being canadian AND having a shit hockey team (Bruins)
>patriots fans, the team that literally cheated
>worst pizza in the country
>no signals before turning
>MIT and Harvard are now meme schools
>pride themselves on shitty chowder

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>oy vey, don't let your brother alone with the goyim
t.zfreek mom

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Bc he's a cute young boi uwuw

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>starting duel while in an epicenter
Brave

MUSHI NO

APOLOGIZE

That's a big dick

>EG game ends, all the Americans leave
>D2G starts getting spammed with homos and dicks

Every single time

How is blade fury balanced?

has he finally renounced his jewish ways

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you merely adopted the shit valve lan format, I was born it, molded by it

>that curve

for you

Not even Mushi can resist my qtee boy jeraxu

why is this swindle dude so fucking bad?

>founded by
who gives a fuck about the past
>accent
as if brits aren't worse
>SPORTS!!!!
sports fans are universally shit
>PIZZA!!!
pizza is shit anywhere outside of new york
>no turn signals
all people that drive cars are stupid besides me
>ivy league
yeah
>shitty chowder
yeah

looks like he could stand to lose a few pounds

>EG lost to this garbage.
the fuck rofl

typical legion player

Lol, mine looks the same, only difference is that its uncut, maybe bit longer, not sure the angle is weird

You like big dicks huh?

>juggernaut
>balanced
pick one

>as if brits aren't worse
Im sorry m8, but do you wanna fuckin gan.

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>being cut

chowdah

he could give me a few pounds

Geordie pls go

i havent been here since a few weeks
any good new sheever webms?

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>tfw only 5 inches fully erect
I came here to discuss dota, not be reminded of my inadequacies.

Im saying mines uncut, user please

For me it's the McChicken, the best fastfood sandwich.

Close actually. Like the city that rivals newcastle in football close

he's just mindlessly baiting

don't give him (You)s

oh no now you wont look as good for your porn shoot

seriously unless your penis is unusable why give a FUCK

>pizza
>without spicy italian sausage
might as well be eating dog food

Did that Rubick have fucking Arrow? How do you even give that up as Mirana?

I'm in Sunderland too

dude, juggernaut is one of the most balanced heroes we have. he doesn't dominate at any stage of the game and all his spells have straight-forward counter-play.

same desu but who cares the only thing that'll ever touch it is my hand

Why max moment of courage over press the attack?
Surely the cooldown/heal/attack speed is better.

mine is about 6.4 but its not thick which is more important

fuq

O fuck yeah, silly me

>being uncut
lmao have fun getting laid

EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

Oops, where did all the smarmy wing-fan dick suckers go? Top form eh? Unequivocally fucked in the ass without remorse.

VP next.

>areyousayingmooorboo.jpg

You are permanently my friend now user
Don't fight it, there's nothing you can do about it anymore

MACKEM FAGGOT TOON TOON TOOALALALAL ATOTOON TOON ALALALALLA

Moourns

What if trees didn't grow back?

Is this some faggot east coast wop thing like spraying furniture gold

>seven by six inches
used to be insecure but girls have seemed to like the girth more

>jalapeno garlic pizza

>GROUP STAGE MATTERS

>col

Absolutely shit

2-0 every series what a shit tournament kill yourselves Valve

you cant even imagine how weird is this whole cut/uncut thing outside the us user
its funny though

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really makes you think what europeans meant by this