Dota 2 General - /d2g/

SHAKE N BAKE edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

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gay

Portugal

i don't like it

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DUDE

HOW IS THE WEEB WINNING

Reminder that this is an IMAGEboard

Have you noticed there's been zero talk between machine and purge today

anime makes you good at dota

>christmas is coming
>no gf to celebrate it with

OUR WEEB

psycho better desu

Needs an edit with ck and sven heads in backround.

>Wang Theater

Did something happen?

this is really KappaPride

>that secret shop ad with Od Pixel and Slacks
Wtf, why the fuck do they market towards 12 years olds?

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This is the gayest shit

Doturds?????

PURGE GAYMERS BOYS

t h i c c

So valve allows this

but they fired 2GD for one dirty joke?

ANYONE GOT THAT SIDEBOOB FROM SHEEVER???

lmaoing at ur life lad, dont worry

why is she so perfect bros?

DOTARDS!?

What the fuck is this faggotry?

>autists trying to be Veeky Forums

I

WANT

TO

HAVE

WILD

CONSENSUAL

SEX

WITH

SHEEVER

a FUCKING HORSE

I GOT YOU SENPAI

THICC

Winnereres

I want to live on Sheevers legs. Start a farm there, raise some cattles, make a family.

>you will never push into sheevers cushion

W H Y
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L I V E
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LMAO

Why are they doing this

I dunno but they were pretty brusque with each other yesterday

yames insulted china

>dota 2 nendoroids
wait
WHAT

this is fucking terrible

but China doesn't own Valve???

I feel bad for laughing

My soul is in pain

WOOOOOOO
LOOK AT HER TEDDIES MAN

Since when were her tits that big?

and slacks insulted gamers and all weebs

haha menes :----DDDDD

Why did charlie have the wisp plushie

Did anyone cap those legs????

>that sheever belly
MAHDIQ

BETTER BUY UP ALL THESE DOTA 2 GOODIES, FELLOW REDDITORS!

DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE GAME?

BUY UP ALL THIS DOTA 2 MERCH, INCLUDING THE CHINA-MADE PLUSHIES THAT COSTED US 0.5$ TO MAKE BUT WE WILL SELL THEM FOR THE CHEAP PRICE OF 30$!! WHAT A SALE!!!

BE SURE TO STYLE ALL THE DOTA 2 CLOTHING WHEN YOU GO TO SCHOOL SO THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE REALLY HIP AND COOL!!

EVERYONE WILL WANT TO BE LIKE YOU AND BE A PART OF THE "DOTA 2 SCENE", YEAH!

BUY UP! THE NEW PATCH ISN'T PAYING FOR ITSELF!

so that is the power of dota...

My fucking dick.

PERFECT

If you didn't enjoy that you literally have autism

stop being contrarian faggots for one second and enjoy something morons

It's ironically terrible so you lose by disliking it.

I kinda really liked the plushies

How much do i have to pay to give sheever a full body massage?

fugin dusg :ddd
da most ebin garry

Congratulations, we are officially worse than League of Legends. Fuck this marketing towards teenagers and mentally ill college babies.

I miss old Dota

that her tit wtf

Is Sheever pregnant guys

China owns the whole world senpai

A

YES

That was a fun ad.

You hate fun /d2g/?

charlie can really pull off that leather jacket

>she's hiding something in those pants

why is my city so fucking gay

jesus christ FUCK you liberals

OH FUG

Okay dotards you got some explaining to do

They were cute

BUY UP!

BUY NOW!!!!

Im going to need the Sheever in tights and cape screenshots for research purposes.

The fuck?

uhhh dotards???

Star-Lord

What the fuck is wrong with Boston?

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Such metrosexual

DUDE NO PANTS LAMO

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These memes are out of control

>he doesn't read the thread

Is Future Man our guy?

jesus christ

WEBM NOW

HMMMM....

holy shit, how did she manage to hide these

DELET THIS

nerdy liberals

was on the train last night from night-class and i saw some dota fans and tried asking if they cheered on EG in a casual way. they stuttered and looked like i asked them if they know how to calculate gravity

they all need to burn

>THE SECRET SHOP

WHAT 'SECRETS' DO THEY SELL?

at least she has a dick that goes along with her horse face

uhh dotards?

aren't those the leggings zyori was wearing?

why is she wearing men's clothes

NOICE

LITERAL HORSE DICK

I know that bulge