Not having a k9 hooning sidekick

dogs are annoying

Because I'm not a poorfag that drives a 5k shitbox, I drive an expensive car that cant get damaged

Sucks to be you

Fuck yeah

Doggo loves me too much and wouldn't be able to resist giving me kisses while driving, that's dangerous.

Spot my doge, get a prize.

Because pets are filthy and I don't want to dirty my car with one.

i ride a bike so sadly no

I do, my doggo is my wing man, that little nigga has scored me so much pussy. Bitches love dogs.

Was this taken here?

google.ca/maps/@45.2697334,-75.6974691,18.75z

Where I live it's illegal to carry animals in cars without cages.

The fuck? What sort of shithole are you from user?

'Murica

What part cause I can't think of a state I've ever been to where that's the case

This

My dog sharp claws would ruin the leather trim on my doors
So he is not allowed on my hooning machine

though I always take him for a ride on my beater CJ3 jeep

>actually, unironically owning a shitbull

shiggy

>actually
Millenial scum

>says the fuccboi born after 1980

I see no dogs only a cat.

Isn't it legal to own a cougar somewhere in the US?

Read a story on /k/ of a guy who's hunting buddy brought along a cougar, they didn't get to hunt anything because it just kept bringing back dead ducks.

I'm a retarded special snowflake

bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_summary.php

all the L and N states you could do it

I like animals, but don't like pets.

Too much mess, possibly destructive, short lifespan.

>take a turn too fast
>doggo flies out window

because by the time I got my license, my doggo was dying from cancer

Close. Newmarket. Well at the pet smart near the Costco. You from the area? I probably know you

>not being able to drift so smoothly that a glass of water wouldn't spill in the cupholder
ITT Triggered Beta-cucks

I don't need neither pet nor excuses.

Will assume that applies to any large predatory cat

Crazy

When I was like 5 our family dog actually jumped out the window of a minivan moving at at least 30 mph.

Hit the grass rolled a couple times and sprinted off to chase the bunny rabbit she saw.
I'm still surprised the dog ended up with little to no injuries.

Mine

Frisbee doggo

I remember that story the guy just let his cougar free in the wild while he just chills at his camp and a few hours later i think it brought back a dead wild boar which is fucking awesome

cute

ayyy NYC my man. Your close...tooooo closeeee

I need a trail dog homie.

Not my pic, but I like it.

I don't have a car because I don't have enough money and I don't have a dog because I don't want to go through something I love dying again.

I like to keep groceries in the trunk

Dogs are gay. Fur should never be in a car.

I have a foxie :E

You haven't driven a car let alone drift. It's not smooth even if done well.