[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

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Red is dead

As far as I know the UK is still Europe, no matter if they are in the EU or not.

>mfw not red

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And yellow is meh-llow

that's why the TT has parts of red in it.
because a part of me died.

But white is right

DID SOMEBODY SAY MELLOW?

youtu.be/5il6Mk2olzI

Still waiting for op to post pics of this guys sis.

that's why most of it is white, because it was mostly a right decision to buy it.

Malcolm didn't have a sis

I have no pictures of any sisters to offer sadly.

I shall wait. I have hope for op

Op will deliver.

I have pics of wr anons sister

Hey /dbt/
I'm gonna sell my er6n, because I want a dualsport again. But I need to take the autobahn to go to work.
What do you think of the xtr 660?

Why does no one stab people on bikes?
#transportationofpeace

>autobahn
>anything less than 150hp
You're doing it wrong

heavy but OK
comfy
thumper is lyfe
>mfw not even car has 150 hp
>mfw soon have more HP in my bike than in the car
lel

I wonder what her armpit smells like.

Deliver

I've never took anything >150hp on the autobahn

85hp is more than enough

Max speed here is 70 mph, and cops everywhere
150hp 'll be unusable

like ur mom

you're missing out uezs

Old deodorant and sweat

>autobahn
>70mph limit
>cops

Wat

I thought the entire point of the autobahn was that there is no speed limit?

Yes it's heavy, but I ride a lot in daily driving, so a "real" sumo is a bas choice

How would you know WR you fucking autist, you probably think girls look like Barbies down there because you've never seen a vagina.

>you're missing out uezs

I've passed the 200km/h mark already, but my vehicles aren't made for such high speeds if the roads aren't perfectly smooth.

I'm not in deutschland paradise, but in the country beside, so speed limit etc..

Use km/h you piece of Americanized shit.

Here we have 130km/h limits, but nobody to enforce it.
Crossing the country in 2 hours is a possibility if you can afford the fuel.

>>>>> Poland
All your country is good for is cheap hookers, cheap gas, cheap alcohol and cheap cigarettes.

>the wr user = autism meme
haha epic!
it can still do the usual shenanigans, but if you're in Europe get it before this year ends because otherwise you can't register it because of the EU exhaust fume regulation shit
rent one or get your friend to ask his Zuhälter friend for his car for a day, like we did.
done the 300+
was great fun
>Nederlands
lmao cuckold:the country

So I ran low on oil and ruined a crankshaft bearing. What's the cheapest way of remedying this ? Is swapping out the bottom end cheaper then opening the case ? DRZ 400.

I think I'm going to buy a bottom end off ebay and have my mechanic buddy put em together.

> 4 replies in one post
> still pretending like you're not autistic
Simbly ebin :--DDD

How much did you ride since then? Just overfill by the missing amount and ride that distance backwards, it'll undo the damage.
t. expert.

Please someone post sis. All this talk has made pepe diamonds. Just like how an American would say.

>>Nederlands
I don't think he's here, as we barely have any cops on the highway. Average today was 20km/h over the limits.

>rent one or get your friend to ask his Zuhälter friend for his car for a day, like we did.
I'm not planning to go that fast in a car, too boring. I'll just wait until I have the cash for a proper fast bike.

hahaha sure convinced me, retard
just because you can't focus on replying to more than one post a reply doesn't mean no one else can

>Commute on DS/Sumo
>Subframe can barely handle cargo, neither can engine
>no boot space
>tiny gas tank

whats the point.

it wasn't that boring
and it's also great fun to gun the V8 in the city because all people where like
WHAT THAT NOIZ

ok

watch me fegit

It's switzerland, max speed is 120 kmh, but nobody knows why every roads here are max 100, only one at 110kmh
Cops every where, 17 radar on my way to go to work, and gas expensive as fuck
oh, and if u change anything, like a bulbe, you habe to pay to registrate it

oh fugg
high functional autism at work
reply

Are you aware of the fact that autobahn has speed limits most of the time, right?

fun, handeling in traffic

>quick
>maneuverable
>can ride it into the building when you get there
What's not the point?

Not the parts I'm going, that's mostly limitless and otherwise it's cheap as fuck to speed.

Also, no front plate means almost no tickets

Nice wrists. Post more.

I wish this were true.

How do you know it isn't if you haven't tried it?

Post more sister pls

Preferably with less clothes

Would you move to mars if there were dirt bikes?
>instant 2/3rds weight reduction
>enduro to the solar system's largest volcano/mountain

I wonder how her armit tastes like and if she'd get off it if I liked it.

Doesn't make what I said any less true.
I could easily speed on my highway as well without consequences.

>the reliable drz400 proves itself again
Why is it people swear by the reliability of these bikes again?

>CHINA GROW STRONGER!!!
>GROM IS DIE!

need some good gear for those -73c°

run your bike without oil and tell us what happens

>electric
ehhh

>combustion (methane-burning in a terraformed atmosphere?)
I'd have to think about it desu

Just man the fuck up, sissy

>his bike is so unreliable it randomly loses its oil

why did it lose its oil?
(do i be for serial and say it probably blew a gasket because the owner had too much oil in the engine to begin with?)

this is a painting and the guy in it would be frozen to death if it was a real situation

you probably believe anime is real too

>don't do maintenance
>wow it's broke

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You mean you would freeze to death in a situation like that because you are a 50kg lanklet right?

my balls are 50kg, your mother told you this?

I thought the idea of owning a drz400 was so you didnt have to do any maintenance, why not just get a proper dirt bike if they blow up so often?

>I thought the idea of owning a drz400 was so you didnt have to do any maintenance
are you actually retarded

fun

>are you actually retarded
Nah i don't own a drz400 so i dodged that bullet

better like this, you would've killed it with your retardation of no maintenance

Thats all you fags ever go on about because the bike has no other redeeming quality.
>slow, heavy, cantturn is fun!

if u cant turn with a sumo, you're a moron

yeah everyone said neglect all maintenance and ride your bike low on oil KEK

Is green on a ktm OK or is it sacrilege?

If i wanted to be slow but still turn and be light. Id get a ttr or simular

is there anything more retarded than single sided swingarms outside of a race track?

So what you are saying is the drz400 needs regular maintenance?

Whats the point of buying one again?
May as well just get a 450, do the same amount of maintenance on that and have a better bike to ride.

What's the new wranon's bike?

>drz400 needs regular maintenance
are you retarded?
you don't need maintenance

No way dude. You cam ride a DRZ to 200k miles before even changing oil

>he didn't read the manual
maintenance free, can you read?

If a drz400 does not need maintenance then why did anons drz400 lose enough oil to destroy a main bearing?
Looks like he would have been better off buying a 2003 KTM.

GP shift pattern

Yeah but if you do DON'T ADD OIL it's or it's gonna go up in flames. KTMs don't need oil, why even get a drz?

>If a drz400 does not need maintenance then why did anons drz400 lose enough oil to destroy a main bearing?
Because it was so slow it committed suicide.

All motorcycles need the same regular maintenance

Maintain and change engine oil
Maintain and change coolant
Flush brake fluid
Replace pads
Replace rotors
Adjust, lube, and eventually replace cables
Change fork oil
Lube suspension components
Replace bearings, or maybe just clean and repack them
Change tires
Clean, lube, adjust, and eventually replace chain/sprockets
Check and adjust valves

And then you have special snowflakes in the dirt/supermoto/racebike category that need the occasional top end rebuild, something that really should not be expected of a four stroke.

>we saved 10lbs making the engine less reliable!

The DRZ400 is not one of those snowflakes.

>SSS being good for a racetrack
Literally why? They're less rigid and heavier. They'd only be a good choice for endurance racing or something where you go through multiple rear tires.

And this is coming from a faggot with one.

That's just user preference.