You're a 18 year old girl, Chad's car gets you so hot and bothered that your vaginal discharge is steaming

You're a 18 year old girl, Chad's car gets you so hot and bothered that your vaginal discharge is steaming.

What car is Chad driving?

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A Miata

ford gt with ecoboost

a van with a bed in the back

His dad's BMW 750.

When this happens to me my bf makes me sit on a towel.

Exactly what u posted

black BMW

t. Elliot

A lotus evora because I want to have a kid and get fat and that is the perfect lotus for that purpose.

Volvo 240

Mercury Comet

*Cum-it

Exactly.

A Dacia Sandero

anything American is out the window American cars arent cool

premium European brands do the trick as do sporty Japanese cars that are more modern

Any american pony, muscle, or pick up

girls don't care about cars

chad could drive a corolla and still get the same amount of pussy

The biggest, blackest 4 door jeep wrangler.

Correction: The newness or glitzyness correlates to the perceived value.

A shitty new kia is better than Mercedes 600 in their eyes.

Realistically?

any modern entry level luxury (c class, a4, 3 series) late 2000s or newer

newish shitbox with merit (2013+ frs, focus st, wrx)

performance car = egotistical, probably self centered and not BF material (fuck and block)

a modern truck (not base model)

Toyota Previa

a black Ford F-150 from 2004 and up, as long as it looks nice.
bitches love trucks.

He's such a rascal...a Bedford Rascal that is

Chad is a state of mind not a set of wheels fag.
>see: Elliot rogers
You could have any car you want you still would have no bitches OP. I guarantee it
>p.s. it certainly wouldn't be a burgermobile

Chicks love either old rumbly pickups or expensive cars. They dont really care for much in between.

>implying a Stacy wouldn't be gushing if Chad rode up in a C7 Corvette surrounded by all his Europleb brethren in their shitty little diesel hatchbacks

She would be gushing even if Chad was on a bicycle.

Do american muscle car owners really think this is true? I have fucked some fuccboi mustang owner's 90lb gf who seemed to think so.

In my 4cylinder HATCHBACK civic no less. Enjoy that 3.5 ton compensation-car while stacy enjoys my 6.7 inch dick.

I think you made a clerical error, you have a .67 inch dick. I saw it on laughcam.com once

A 2017 sl350 amg

A mud digger

I would upload a pic of my cock next to a ruler (mine has both imperial units, and metric for bongs) but this is a SFW board. Please tell me more about how you rev your engine at stoplights and try to race people but don't past 120mph out of fear.

Sorry bro but that noodle chassis is not match for nippon steel

Not him but 120 mph at a light? You gotta be kidding me.

>6.7 inch
LOL bro thats small as fuck get hard boi

James pls leave

There are lights on the PCH
>b-b-but that's dangerous!
wew lad

Yes my names chad and i drive a 2016 gmc sierra elevation. Do i still get all the pussy even if my wife dont let me?

I think 4.5 inches is average for white americans. 5 is the national average because us mexicans are more well-endowed.

Not surprising that all the cucks are white, with their tiny peckers and all...

What is Chad even short for? Surely your license doesn't say Chad; that has to be a nickname...right?

>I think 4.5 inches is average for white americans

You're kidding, right?

The average is surely more like 6.5".

Measurements vary, with studies that rely on self-measurement reporting a significantly higher average than those with a health professional measuring. As of 2015, a systematic review of the best research to date on the topic has concluded that the mean length of an erect human penis is approximately 13.12 ± 1.66 cm (5.17 ± 0.65 in).
>b-b-but muhh outliers! The median is a more accurate estimate!
Maximum damage control.

The average is irrelivant, any dick size smaller than six inches could just be zero inches as far as anyone cares.

Anyone with a five inch dick always describes it as 'I have a five inch dick, but...', it's never going to be good enough.

Probably a motorcycle what with the vibrations and all

an 02 honda civic LX

a yellow fiat Punto without a muffler

fuck you pancho

A fiat.

1800 ft/lbs of torque should do it.

this

s-sauce

>GT
>ecoboost
Pick one.

mjet pls leave

youtube.com/watch?v=s6hXrLCVyyU

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this. Especially if it looks stock.

is it bad that I just read that in James May's voice without even thinking?

Have I been brainwashed?

I don't think I've ever seen a woman under 50 in a Miata.

>tfw just drove through that part of 99 yesterday

was rainy and sunny all at the same time, weird as fuck

Nah you are just trying too hard to win the approval of Veeky Forums Mr.Tripfag

If you want a username, why not try Reddit?

nigga I use this for /ddt/ and haven't changed it on this pc, I don't give a fuck.

Stanced miata

>classic look
>700 hp STOCK
>rwd
why is this car perfect

TWINGO
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if you didn't have a wife you'd probably get it if you put yourself out there, the truck makes it look like you have a good job

we can go up a hill and fuck in the back

>Being so useless that you have to rely on dick size.
It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean boy.

You'll learn that when you graduate middle school.

Some sort of minivan, so he's well prepared for units until he's 40, and has a mid life crisis.

>car

This, more or less, girls don't care if you're a literal trash can if you have even a modicum of game.

Mitsubishi Gallant Vr4 station wagon. Same preparedness as a minivan, but more exciting.

first post best post

is that a twingo

They show up in the strangest places don't they

Ford econoline

user please. Everyone knows white men have small penises.

white female here, i can confirm that white "men" have tiny penises that cannot possibly compare to superior black, asian, or latino penis

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according to my gf, my Miata

Her dream car is a 1968 Charger R/T. Both of her parents have history street racing muscle cars in the 80s-90s. They have some great stories. I got really lucky with her because she loves hooning and is letting me teach her to drive stick. Her dad is huge into classic American muscle like Mopars and Chevys so he probably thinks her daughter is dating a homo but he's offered to race me, maybe if we race anywhere with turns I'll be fine

To be fair, the less opportunity to have children the better for me. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>only horsepower matters

Lmao

It also has the classic look though

He even mentioned it in his post

Nice reading comprehension you dumb fuck

Why are white people so stupid

>implying it is not niggers that are retards
>white people only invented literally everything you see around you

RX7 FC

>ive never heard of a land barge

my girlfriend has me saved as chad in her phone book.

>being this butthurt

Kek triggered the insecure white small dicked manlet

>This guy wants kids LOL
>I can't just double fist buttholes

>being this BTFO how will he ever recovered

BTFO

>have 5.3 inch dick
>want Mustang GT

Am I trying to compensate?

Chad sounds like a nice girlfriend.

Are you actually that stupid? A man's head can fit in a vagina. You may as well group some gold fish to correspond with.

t. Asian dicklet

Delete this.

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>white people are superior we intented eberything (not true, by the way)
>that's why I am allowed to be a lazy pile of shit who dropped out of community colleg

Lesbians huh? Niiice.

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>muh peanut butter (which Jiggs didn't invent either)
assmad worthless darkie spotted

Girls actually seem to like my challenger quite a lot. I think it's the noise. Sound is just so much more sensual than sight.

Don't they comment on the car's size?