/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>replacing the retarded purge meme with some Comet Retro hype edition

Old thread: Purge is only for PC pals, all other game systems not apply.
Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't kick me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.

Crews for GTA:O
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Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No homosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
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>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60065/CEO-Bonuses-this-Weekend-Double-GTA-and-RP-Modes-50-Off-Executive-Offi

>implying this isn't /gtag/'s Mount Rushmore of qtest girls

PURGE HAPPENING THIS MONDAY 12 DECEMBER 2016 LAST CHANCE TO AVOID GETTING KICKED FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS IN OP AND ON THE CREW PAGE TO AVOID GETTING KICKED

IF YOU ARE PURGED DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT IT JUST REQUEST ANOTHER CREW INVITE AND POST YOUR NAME IN THE THREAD

I know I asked for lewd OPs but this is a blue board!

>anyone but Joacim

Whoops, guess I'm just feeling kinda kinky today :$$$

>people defending MOA WINGS being a autistic furry
this general has fallen.

as far as i know it's just a steam avatar, and it's not even that bad
quit stimming out

Who else can't wait to find out how shitty the import/export stuff is going to be?

If you knew the entire picture you'd realize how bad it actually is.

so how about those gamemodes?

don't you have time trials to be complaining about?

>inb4 you can't make them without obligatorily being in a public session with other players

>autistic furry
you're forgetting that the one obsessed with sharks was just as retarded

mfw that ban hammer hits every faggot time trialer and either resets or purges the crew for us

yeah, but moa wings isn't displaying porn on his profile.

well i don't know the entire picture, but based on that post you seem to so why don't you go ahead and tell us what's so bad about it

>porn
>fatasses
something worse than furries, are fat as fuck furries with muh curves who love watching porn of furries/fatasses who weigh 50 stone

Rockstar dev team member here

Ask me anything

I don't think we have enough people that would join.

>R* dev
>hackfag

yeah probably

New gang warfare type mode will be coming. You'll be able to limit what weapons people can use in it to keep explosives out.

They're also working on an entire new map but it's not near ready yet.

They don't work on GTA but know what they're doing.

My source also hates half of you asspies & you can't expect many more leaks because they can't stand furries/youtubes/attention whores & yall have left a salty taste in their mouth

the basis of it being furry makes it bad

Post predictions about Imports / Exports so we know you're a reliable source when the update comes out or fuck off. Tell us about how the Retro Comet will look or else.

Believe me goy

so is this like a barneyfag scenario now or what

what half do they like?

how do i make as much money as you

Don't expect the update to hit exactly on the 13th. The video got pushed back because
1) some idiot was spamming the fb page
2) It hasn't been approved on consoles yet & it could delay the launch

>"Go make specific demands to your source... or else!"
That's not how friendship/relationships work you fucking asspie.Generally with people like this they just tell you stuff. If you ask questions you'll just piss them off as everyone already does that. People like you are why they aren't going to be making posts themselves anymore

>actual dev sees you
>bans you immediately

>Don't expect the update to hit exactly on the 13th.

Dunno, but I do know that JRV is getting hard reset & will be permanently flagged to only be able to play in cheater lobbies. So that should be a fun week of JRV spazzing out

>tab into game
>main menu
>alt+enter to go fullscreen
>Loading Online Stunt Series
ah ney

can you stop deleting my fucking outfits already?

no, i just think scalies and furries should be blended

Word for word, "The update is ready but if it's not approved by Sony for the store it won't go live. Most of the money made from GTA is off consoles. If it's not approved by them (they have to inspect every update before it goes live), then the update won't get pushed on any platform. Nothing we can do about that."

I'm not R*Fag. I also don't think my friend is R*Fag. But I do know for a fact they work at R*, & no I won't say how I know 100% for sure because I know you fags will go try to find out who it is & ruin it

How do you feel that everyone already knows this information because your not the only one who has a "friend that works at R*"

fuck you theres like 15 people in here that have consistantly cheated and regularly talk about and post about cheating right here with names. if these cunts can be KIA then what's the point?

if you can get someone hard reset, can you do us all a favor and make sure qt is one of them?

cant be*

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lol
>tfw I'll never be JRV
perks of being patient and gud

yea no, make sure JRV gets reset

>"I don't care about cheaters. I care about people who are fucking assholes & disrespectful for absolutely no reason other than trying to be edgy. JRV is the definition of that kind of person & I'm going to make an example out of them"

mfw

fuckin loads of people got that t-shirt just by logging in one day, bugs gonna bug.

Give us anything specific about Import / Exports for us to confirm your veracity, faggot. If you're an actual leaker then it shouldn't be too much of a taboo to reveal one or two specific things that haven't been mentioned until now.

this happened to me after the mini update the other day. randomly had the 3 dev shirts in the clothing store. they look terrible though, shit logo/10

not sure who youre quoting

just do your fucking job you twat only cheaters but ALL cheaters should get btfo

>when you ruin it by posting such bad obvious bullshit

>people are actually falling for a tripfag just because he's a tripfag

They haven't really gave me permission to post anything. I'm not dumb enough to post something unless they tell me I can. I know for a fact they work at R* & are gonna fuck with JRV for "being disrespectful". I don't want to be on that list

I'm quoting my friend not me

hello, people play gta here?

i've had the white one for over a year now i expect, don't remember when i first noticed it and i'm now wondering if it's what keeps resetting my saved outfits :(

Also this is how you come off to anyone who isn't a retard

>Post something specific even if they say not to or you're a fag
You've never had friends who work at game dev studios have you? last time I'll say it. If I don't have their permission I'm not posting it.

1. I don't want to be fucked over
2. I don't want to lose my intel. I've been told shit I haven't posted but what happens if let's say 1 of the 3 things I was told was intentionally false to see if I leak? Then I'm fucked, so fuck you. You aren't worth it. I'll only post shit they don't care about

Nope. Shitposting and roleplay general.

>jealous because everyone fell for me? ;)

>i'm lying

boring, go away please.

Whos on the list for being banned, off the top of your head?

Fuck it. Fine. I won't post anything else then

i was talking about the retard pretending to have """intel""", not you, you aren't interesting and no one gives a fuck about you, you dumb attention whoring neckbeard fuck. kill yourself already. step in front of a bus.

>being this mad that someone didn't like your dead dog pictures.

>anything else

you've literally posted nothing we haven't already read

do you honestly think anyone at R* cares if some nigger posts leaks litterally days before it happens and its just a shitty 1 of 20+ updates?

its not that big of a deal and im sure noone at rockstar really cares

>I have leaks
>I won't tell any of you anything
Fuck off to gtaf then

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So sure, I could totally suck up the whole "I'm not telling anything because I don't want to get a bad rep" thing, if it wasn't for the fact that you just pretty much declared the existence of an entire new game mode and an extra map in . So I guess you're under a very specific guidance where you can't tell small information that would confirm your veracity but you can easily shitpost major stuff without anyone bothering?

>You've never had friends who work at game dev studios have you?
NDA, nigga.

>trying to save face

i like that he says asspies instead of aspies, that makes me chuckle.

That's some Rockstar-tier humor, we'll give him that.

Yeah right, faggot. Jrv did absolutely nothing wrong. Stop trying to start shit.

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did people bother reading anything of his past this post?
>jet shitter that doesn't cheat getting reset and sent to "cheater" lobbies

sounds like someone's buttmad about Jrv having f u n, and a higher kdr i expect. keks for days

>thinks rockstar would target anyone but menu authors

You fool no one my friend

Who the actual fuck even is JRV and why should I care about him specifically over everyone else who i hate?

a faggot who thinks he is a bigshot when all he does is stay in a jet killing everyone

Leave Jrv alone!

youre the same, except on a roof

deadass does anyone kno wat state jrv is in? i got a friend who works for tojo and he's willing to raze the earth with fire just to reach him

Why do you think I stick up for my dude Jrv?

Because you're both shitters, also that dot on that radar is me.

RDR2 doesnt look so good

So?
I love the idea that their are tiers of shitter and that they all argue between each other over who is shittiest so they can have someone on a percieved lower rung than themselves "at least im not JRV" mentality

Muh "I am black on the right side"

There needs to be a state of address telling everyone not to bully Jrv.

Are the servers down right now? I cant login

Tiers of shitters? sounds nice.
Tell me qt, are you a shitter of what tier.

>shitters interrupt supply runs
>you and your crew decide to fight 'em out
>come out with overall more kills than them
>they get salty, call you trash and leave

Does this always happen with FDMs? I try to avoid them when I can.

What settings can I use to make my third person aiming better?

yes this explains all of them to a T

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>You will never play a GTA game with traffic this dense
I know you'd never be able to get anywhere in a car, but if it focused on motorcycles, you could weave between the traffic.

>pre-content drop /gtag/
lmao
see you in a couple days

servers r died

Tfw crew session is full so you end up killing some pubs and they bring out kurumas -> insurgent -> tank in the following 35+ kills then rockstar servers explode in the middle of it all being very lag then I get kicked to my own server.

SAVE SUCCESSFUL

/endblog.

>Not enjoying pre-content drop days because people who stopped playing come back for a couple of weeks
Its like a family reunion.

SERVERS ARE RIP

I'm being dense, like that picture I posted, for the hell of things.

When we get back to Liberty City

>not enjoying pre-content drop days because all the people who hacked are nervous of a ban

I can't even join any crew member right now.

I hope someone breaks into your home tonight.

>Cant handle the bantz

Why would you want that