League of Legends General - /lolg/

>another day of soloQ
>wanna kms myself as usual
>promo game
>time to get serious
>get top
>success.jpeg
>last pick
>ohbaby.png
>do bans
>fuck vayne
>jungle pre-picks elise
>sigh
>I pre-pick Renek
>support: WE NEED A TANK
>adc: nah we're fine
>picks time
>support locks soraka
>soraka: TOP PICK A TANK
>enemy locks darius
>ohfuckme.jpg
>entire team is carries
>soraka: TOP PICK TANK
>"uhhh Renek is my main tho"
>soraka: GG
>my turn to pick
>10 seconds to go
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak arms are heavy
>vomit on my sweater already
>mom's sphagetti
>cave to pressure and change to maokai last second
>no one says a word
>match starts
>I do my best not to die but get zoned pretty hard
>bot gets assfucked
>like 0/5 12 minutes in
>soraka: GG THIS TEAM
>afk's
>we lose
>mfw

true story

proof?

dingus

tfw offrole

xth for foxes

>Every game somehow needs a monkey king
fuck off

best fox

>We need tank
>Picks healslut
Fuck these people. Supports have some of the best tanks available

What did DOTA2 mean by this?

bend over assassinbabbies kassadin is back

Why are you not picking up your free wins vs all the leblancs and katarinas?

I like sluts.

Do you like our new Baron /lol/ sempai~

I hope everyone is wining and making their dad proud

>We want the chink market

Sun Wukong is a pretty cool character so why not?

Wukong's been everywhere

Your mistake was listening to the healslut.
Rene can be tanky
You can build a good team without a tank
You dun goofd, next time pick rene and mute the healslut

Cutest fox!

>trusting foxes
>ever

Does doter gen have traps like we do?

ya got a list of his abilities?

>we want the chinese audience

Foxes are cute!

Uzi is cute! CUTE!

>Picking Maokai into Darius.
what

Wouldn't Tree get chopped down way harder than Lizard would?

fuck off, mom

What the fuck

I havent seriously played league since 2014 and saw that there were 320K viewers so I checked it out

JUST

Foxgirls are for anal and anal only.

>challenger-level hexakill gank.gif

stuccka STRAW IN IT
cmon man CMON

I'm serious, user.

Only butt is safe, if you put it anywhere else, you lose your soul and die.

to any curious about the new dota two hero
dota2.com/700/monkeyking/

>dota's biggest patch since 2005
>its literally copying league and fucking heroes of the storm
HAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

h o l y
S H I T

>Go for primary Top secondary Jungle
>get stuck in jungle 15 games in a row
>do primary Top secondary mid
>autofilled into Jungle
I THOUGHT AUTOFILL MEANT AUTO SUPPORT FFS

WHO THE FUCK DRAWS THIS SHIT

GET A JOB OR SOMETHING

JESUS CHRIST

Foxes are nice but I prefer the sun girl.

...

>get into game
>suddenly, massive lag and the game freezes, it says reconnecting on the screen
>check websites pages to see if it's my internet
>nope, everything working fine
>log out and then login to reconnect
>the game literally disappears, I can queue and everything

nice game lolbabs

i just ate....

She's a dyke.

Why can't we have this instead. 10/10 Fuck our wukong

jesus h christ

drawing shitposting material IS their job

>Boundless strike
Monkey King enlarges his staff and slams it against the ground, stunning enemies in a line and dealing a critical strike based on his attack.
>Tree dance
Monkey King leaps along the treetops, looking for his next chance to spring into the fight. Provides the Primal Spring ability.
>Primal spring
From his hidden vantage in the treetops, Monkey King leaps into combat, slowing and damaging any enemies in the area of impact based on how long he channeled.
>Jingu mastery
Monkey King charges his legendary staff with power as he strikes his enemies, gaining bonus damage and lifesteal for a limited number of attacks.
>Mischief
An innate power, Monkey King changes his form to deceive his enemies, using his surroundings as inspiration for the disguise.
>Wukong's command
Monkey King blows a tuft of fur onto the battlefield, summoning a formation of monkey soldiers to join him in the fight.

okay screw this im out

get a load of this, there getting skill trees

dota2.com/700/gameplay/

Pretty much the most recognizable and popular character ever written in history.

>literally Smite's Wukong

...

>Ice team won

Who gets the ice skin?

>Mundo

Anivia

Mischief can make you turn into a item on ground, rune in river spot, tree if you are in the woods

But Leona is now a homicidal maniac when it comes to HERSEY aka Diana..

the sun girl uhh.. perfers foxes.

ICE Riven

Why are you faggots talking about Dota 2?

Mischief changes to trees, random items, courier etc

Its pretty fucking neat

How can you actually like anal? I dont mean from the female's perspective of getting filled and made into a poptart either

Because lolgen wouldn't be lolgen without people shitposting about Dota 2

>bought Elementalist waifu
>still have RP to buy a legendary skin

which one, lads?

Who doesn't?

guys have prostates. most females get off on being dominated. also, a poptart is a bit flat. wouldn't a twinkie be more apropriate?

It's like when your younger brother does something stupid and you just laugh at him

because the amount of new content they got in a patch is same as a whole league game

>lel will never even get replays

they got a new hero, they don't get that very often.

Also theyre getting a new hud, skill trees, its pretty interesting

you wouldn't shit if you didn't have pleasure buds in your ass, think about it

we already have them

WHAT WAS IT

>these dota changes
rip league of legends

>season ended in s4
>placed in B2
>in my team they all have gold borders
>be trynd vs kennen
>one of the hardest matchup for trynd if not the hardest
>my zac never ganks top in 25 minutes
>our mid and bot still lose
>gold players losing vs silvers despite full jng presence
>i'm 1/3 at 17 minutes(with high ping)
>kennen roams and gets a quadra kill while i was top alone(i pinged missing)
>team hard flames me cause i "fed" him
>he had 3 kills at 17 minutes
>i flames them and go afk while flaming everyone
>report everyone in my team
>my promo but still i don't want this players to win any game

Our jinx did 7000 damages on champ in 25 minutes. Others were very close to that number. And enemies as i said were all silver with the only gold being kennen.

If gold players are this bad im getting plat+ soon

HOPE IS A HUMAN DELUSION

this time of the year, christmas new year eve, short days and all that, always makes me exceptionally depressed
I want to live in an eternal spring or fall

you dont wanna see it, trust me

Imagine you're in kindergarten again and this retard can't stop telling you how his parents promised him the best Christmas present ever and that will be much better than whatever you get since you get dumb shit every year.

Then what he gets is not only overhyped but a mix of things he claimed he absolutely despised. Now all you can do is mock him for a few days and move on like always.

I think the massive map changes are the biggest draw, Riot rarely does big changes to the map which is the focal point of the game

Just running around the new Dota 2 map shows so much new shit

Ahri sucking xin zhao's insides out through a straw stuck into his dickhole. Ngl, got like half hard

New map?

>southern hemisphere
>40 degrees every day
>8:30 pm and it's still bright outside, which fucks up my internal clock something fierce
>Never have a white christmas, never will

fuck you

you don't know how good you have it

hard to mock that kid when you get basically a slap in the face from your parents for christmas

oh....

REDPILL ME ON THE DOTA UPDATE

>Are there bro-tier heroes like Taric J4 Braum among those bara edgy demonblades
>Are there Riven Vayne Lee Yasuo in every single match
>Are there hot dragon girl waifus
>Can I get to Challenger while being stupid like I did in LoL

Same map, like 50% of its been reworked with new routes, spots, terrain, elevation changes, buildings added, Roshan/Baron moved AGAIN but in a better spot for fighting

Looking at a spot on the live client vs new client would be drastically different on most of the map

>New map, hud, talents, prescreen, client update, 30 sec strategy phase, new jungle and like 50 more new things

Wow you guys really won the moba-bowl

what now that dota is out of the game? Will the moba genre die?

is all donut the edgehog there

The moved their baron to our baron spot.

Also remade the paths you can take to move between lanes.

why is riven never allowed to be competitively viable?

Insanely popular champ but the first time she is strong riot kicks her down