I have about as much respect for this patch as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is capeshit. It is video game hotpocket. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
Matthew Gray
Anime Naga eating Slardar in fish form
Jordan Brown
pick veno, OM or sniper to wreck sun wukong's life desu
Liam Martinez
Game is evolving in a good way, shitters that can't handle changes are mostly newfags
Lincoln Sullivan
>2017 >dota >pcucks
ROfL
Julian Allen
>League HUD >League map symmetry >League support scaling >HOTS talent tree >Reddit balance >Crysis 1 max settings system requirements >Valve thinks this will drive up profit
rmyt
Caleb Russell
i think that its more easy for newfags to adjust than for veterans t: 6.81 babby
Adam Bailey
Visage mid is legit now, right?
Matthew Jenkins
1 MORE SLEEP UNTIL THE GREAT 7.00-ENING OF 2016
1 MORE SLEEP UNTIL THE GREAT 7.00-ENING OF 2016
1 MORE SLEEP UNTIL THE GREAT 7.00-ENING OF 2016
1 MORE SLEEP UNTIL THE GREAT 7.00-ENING OF 2016
1 MORE SLEEP UNTIL THE GREAT 7.00-ENING OF 2016
(maybe not even another sleep if you're in the eastern hemisphere, or if you're on the east coast in NA and wake up really early)
Tyler White
Daily reminder there's NO icefrog.
Jason Rodriguez
I can't wait to play Brood now
Joseph Torres
nice try but it's the exact opposite
Andrew Allen
Slark always held that title.
Just look at him where the update page describes the changes to root mechanics.
Delicious.
Jason Allen
the aesthetics of the game is still close to the bloated wc3 shit though i like both the ui and the graphics but they dont fit each other
Samuel Cook
/d2g/ I am lost on slark in this patch. QB and Root are nerfs, but his talent tree baffles me. At first I thought that it's a pure shit, but then I calculated lost stats points vs stat upgrades and it was actually slightly better overall. Then I thought that at lvl 15 you could have +30 damage and +15 attack speed and hit on average for 86 without items and further +25 attack speed by miles outweighs lost 15 agi stats.
But then I saw other carry's talents that offer 2 times more than slark's shitty upgrades and lvl 25 talents that make you rice to them. All slark got is either stats or some really shitty, half assed upgrades like 10% lifesteal, WHY, or pounce leash increase. Such a fun and versatile hero, with such a boring an uninspiring talent tree. Oh, and he will be still raping pubs and sub 5k.
Adam Harris
just equip HUD skins bro.
Nolan Jenkins
SIX
Colton Morales
Overall impression of the patch is it's ok. I don't like the UI at all. The talents right now need a little bit of balancing, but overall ok. I'm not keen on the shrines, but like the secondary objectives and how they provide map control by being able to tp to them. overall I rate it 7 out of 10
Cooper Baker
>doom still doesn't have armor
Ethan Thomas
TREANTS
Owen Harris
DESIGNATED
Caleb Martinez
ILEXA IS FOR ROUGH DOGGY STYLE AND CUMMING ON HER FACE
Zachary Brooks
i can't download the test client to check (slow ass aus internet):
do any other heroes than morphling have custom UI for their skills?
Ryder Bennett
they change half the UI while leaving the top bar, the shop menu, the item/skill affecting you icons, the hero name, the stats and the kill / events announcements the same completely clashes
Christopher James
it's dec 12th where is patchu?
Nolan Gomez
>yfw even skywrath mage has more starting armor than doom
hahaha, doomtards
Jace Allen
>backpack Worst idea ever, y/n?
Ayden Morgan
Do not lewd my daughter
Brody Turner
>dotards still have same SHIT matchmaking from 2011 with boosted accounts(every 3rd one) and retarded punishing system
Hahahahah
But /d2g/ doesn't care because you are all 3k shitters playing unranked
Asher Ward
>pros love the patch >high mmr players love the patch >analysts love the patch >majority of gulag loves the patch >reddit loves the patch >normalfags who play for fun love the patch
>shitposters like tiago, adelaide, psg, and that guy who spams the same obnoxious images every thread don't like the patch >the usual couple overreactionary retards who promise to uninstall but reinstall every week hate the patch
hmmmmmmmmmm makes me think
Jackson Hill
Not really unless the map size stayed the same as previous patches
Juan Murphy
its one of the best ideas
Carter Carter
Is mid Chaos Knight significant worse because of the reality rift change?
Aiden Morris
thought that its broken as fuck at first but i doubt that it'll have too much of an impact, bkb slot for carries and smoke/ward slot for cuckports 6 mins cd is too much for refresher desu
Ethan Richardson
>trying to get the leage fans to play your ASSFAGGOTS game R >ever Dota could unironically be thrice as good a game than league and they'd STILL not switch
Jacob Foster
best waifu coming thru
Aiden Robinson
i love how autists claim to be marvelous at the game but i see no one from vg playing at pro level
Noah James
>these small children think they can win, but we were small children too we know how they think I love sing sing and his quotes of wisdom
Nicholas Torres
>steal the talent trees from HoTS >steal the shinres from HoTS >steal the map changes from LoL
again it seems like Valve is creative bankrupt this happens because they don't have real work force lets hope they never do HL3.
Christopher Hernandez
Name heroes who even used early extra stats instead of maxing spells
Lucas Edwards
so far i havent seen any feedback from pros expect sing making fun of how its from hots/lol and zai is being positive towards it
Logan Martinez
Bro, just try another HUD skin then. There's plent yof them that suit all tastes.
Great idea. As a support you have Literllay NO EXUCSE not to carry a salve in your backpack at all times. Or perhaps an Urn if it also gains charges while in the backpack.
Henry Sanders
Any info on the size of the patch?
Juan Jackson
WHO IS BEESA
Isaiah Harris
how long till patch is live?
Anthony Williams
It's ok to be honest. I think you shouldn't be able to swap teleport scrolls while you are using them and the cooldown should be increased a little bit.
Does anyone know if you can put tranquils in the backpack instead of dropping them while jungling? If you cycle them back in and get hit do they go on cooldown while they are turned off?
Michael Carter
N Best idea to have come to the game in ages and completely changes item slot management. I love it because every role in the game benefits from it greatly >tfw I can finally carry all the items I need as a support as well as support items >tfw I can just have an endless supply of clarities in my backpack Feels FUCKING GOOD man
Leo Reed
Just like blizzard never ever steals ideas right?
Aiden Powell
>bongs can go to jail when viewing recent d2g memes heh
Isaac Morgan
AM
Jack Myers
>making 10,000 dollarinos/month for playing a video game >plus prize money >plus donations
Wtf I like this patch!!!!!!
You >play for FREE >3k shittet >poor >have no personal opinion because you are incompetent shitter >mindlessly agreeing with someone who's getting money for playing this shit game
Hmmmm...
Jeremiah Wood
2.3Gb
19:00 CEST
Cooper Smith
Meanwhile: >You >Retarded
Caleb Reed
nu-Blizzard is also shit but nobody ask for the stuff Valve did if I want creative and good stuff you have to play From Software games.
Connor Wilson
they're all the same "bro" none of them were designed with that minimalist shit in mind
Samuel Ross
I want to plant my seed in that seed
Aiden Robinson
yeah senpai literal who
Kayden Martinez
What are the meme-iest talents? >lmao 150 damage >1 second jinada cooldown >mirana plays Contra
Jaxon Wilson
Blizzard is the worst thief of them all
Jaxon Wood
kys tatsumaki is the worst girl
Bulldog reacted to it yesterday and he gave it a 9/10 with one point reduction for 6 treants
Josiah Diaz
ssh nothing personnel kid
Jose Watson
I like the patch though
Adam Ortiz
>Be me >Be Australian >Wake up at 7am >Patches usually go live around 7am >Going to go to sleep soon >Time travel to the patch being live Based
Julian Hall
They said they will rework the skins, bro. Dont't worry mang.
Josiah Miller
>australian dota
ROFL HAHAHHAHA
WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING LITERALLY 1K?
Ayden Butler
I'm buying PS4 pro.
PCuck gayming is dead.
Wyatt Gutierrez
She's hot even human. It's be like being arrested for masturbating to a sapling.
Kayden Moore
>minimalist >bad
KISS
Brody Miller
>download it for 3 weeks before hitting datacap and having to wait for it reset
James Roberts
>dotacucks already this submissive they will literally eat shit if you give it to them
so what do i play now that dota is dead? i'm thinking of lol or buying overwatch
Joseph Harris
>It's been 2 years and 2 days since Skeleton King was taken from us
Juan Phillips
things we learned yesterday
>d2g gets gigatriggered by based bulldog
Jackson Wilson
2 wolf 6 treant
Anthony Ross
>watching shitdog >have shit taste
No surprise I bet you are shitskin too
Aaron Wood
Play battleborn, hopefully that'll expedite your suicide you fucking faggot
Luis Rogers
they said they had already reworked the skins to what we have now
4s stun jakiro 22 eidolons
Eli Cooper
Can you still use custom huds with the new patch?
Austin Long
im from eastern yurop and would give half my life to live there
Wyatt Turner
say that to my face kiddo
Joshua Hill
monkey king is actually so broken, what the shit? cant w8 for the nerf
Benjamin Harris
yeah they reworked the old huds to fit the new UI
Jackson Lee
Puck's 25s, both of them. >Lmao 300gpm >Illusory Orb becoming rocket-powered
Jonathan Hall
reminder that 3k aussies beat bulldog
Levi Hughes
1k Australia = 4k EU
Adrian Jackson
but how it compares to the six treants?
Eli Bennett
even if the patch is good it doesn't change the fact it's LITERALLY just stealing ideas from LoL and HoTS
Dylan Roberts
Anyone sane knew it was a group of people from the very beginning and now they are joined by people from valve aswell
Christian Evans
Sniper Aghs, Yes or No?
Gabriel Bell
>all these fucking buffs to defending high ground
Whew lad why can't Icefraud ever find a balance between Deathball and taking 20 years to finish because you don't wanna push until your carry is six slotted and you have an aegis?
Elijah Hill
yeah they work on the minimap and the main HUD but not the rest
Juan Watson
>Aether Lens doesn't upgrade into anything >Echo Sabre doesn't upgrade into anything
1 JOB Well, 2 jobs
John Ramirez
fuck off cunt we're full
Jeremiah Bell
...
Thomas Diaz
>being this brain dead to watch bulldog
New low for /degenerates2g/
Jason Lewis
Wrong.
1k Australia = 500 EU
Now remind me how many Australian teams have won majors or TIs