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Opinions on this episode?

If our Daimyo is to become Shogun. Military ruler of all Japan.

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>Letting Hannibal and Scipio die on the battlefield

Absolutely terrible players.

Looking forward to Napoopan next year. It'll be interesting to see how they deal with a different style of warfare

battle of waterloo

1st for the greatest sacrifice

>Jock puts his hand on his heart in respect to fallen carthaginians

It's ok, fun to watch, I like it

Mean next week*

I was entertained. I have high hopes for the shooty episode.

it was fun

Mod collection meant to be a base without tweaking the core of the campaign

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Maybe add it to the OP and recommend changes/additions

I like it.

>tfw you missed Time Commanders

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04l2jzh
preview for Waterloo

Is today the birth of a new generation of memes?

Battle of Châlons when?

A man who cut off his dick to prevent the cutoff of total war shows
F

Grudge for the grudge god

Decent, liked that it was head to head.

Me like it

> By Jupiter we have them

Very good. The quality of players was head and shoulders above the old series. They actually knew military tactics

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I liked well enough. For laughs at least.

Could you curse his weapons to make him say embarrassing things while fighting?
I don't know anything about magic in warhammer

>only three episodes
pls renew it, beeb

>he was a true commander of men

PERFIDIOUS ALBION WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

Entertaining as hell.
I'm relieved that whatsherface's voice isn't nearly as grating as I had feared.
I want a Scottish voicepack for Carthage now.

Great start, lots of delightful cringe.

It'll probably depend on the popularity.

The whole jock team was cute as hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=ftNDfjfe_yY
best episode
It's okay, we're on top of the hill

>just charging all your elephants head first into the opposite army

oh dear

>Danes
More like Dames, am I right?

>Picton actually gets blown off his horse by round shot

BBC4's twitter makes the memes for us

The maze, Dolores

So are boy Greg hates Rome 2, but loves Attila or somthing like that?

>Gobbo Archers

now thats an interesting idea, there is this chaos guy who got the "gift" of tongue from the chaos gods, that makes him so foul mouthed that nobody can resist his challenge.
I suppose cursing a weapon should be possible in the warhammer universe. question is what the cursed dwarf should say.
"i unwashed grumpy unforgiving angry sour dull and a bore of a dwarf here by declare elven craftmanship superior to that of the dwarfs"
or maybe something about loving gobboes, who knows.

Was that the one where they fucked up by single-mindedly camping on the hill?

What the fuck is this? Is this what passes for british television?

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Okay, dude, you have posted this three times.
What is the Joke here?

Kek.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP

fucking hell lmao

It's not a horrible idea, provided that you follow it up by missiles at the same time.

based as fuck, the host is brilliant

It was one of the teams, yes
The other team did the same as Atilla the Hun
with a cavalry army

The same battle is episode 3 in the new series

Okay which one of you works as the BBC Four twitter intern?

How do head to head multiplayer campaigns work

>most important battle of all
>Waterloo
These fucking Brits, think the world revolves around their cess-pit of an island.

What the fuck would have even have happened if they had lost that battle, the queen's head would be a pike outside the ruins of Westminster?!

"I don't really understand this whole grudge thing. Let bygones be bygones, right?"

Didn't know about this show but I watched it because you autists watched it. It was fun.

But that """woman"""...
It's just comical man, it's obviously a fucking man in drag, how can you take someone like that seriously?

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>Not wanting to kill your commanders so you can end the wars and institute a peasants republic and then conquered by a great power
WEW LADIt'll be on iplayer tommroow

>Cromwell in the back
youtube.com/watch?v=yXWWzb-DmDk

Yep.

This was with a game he hates, imagine what he's like presenting a game he loves.

>Mfw we even convinced the Finns and Germans that we beat Germany

>implying whichever BBC intern runs the twitter page wasn't shitposting on /twg/ at the same time

still buttmad about the crown?

and btw, Dwarf women have no beards ;)

Damn Skarsnik gets fuck all for controlling Karak 8 peaks.

Belegar gets all sorts of factionwide buffs, Skarsnik gets...orcs.

No love for Mother Russia at all :/

Neat.

By not being a giant autistic nigger caring about pissy shit that doesn't really concern anyone. Simple.

>Dwarf women have no beards ;)
Elven maidens on the other hand...

>tfw Gregg has been shitposting on /gsg/ because Rome II let him down

Reignition of the hell known as the Napoleonic Wars.

WWII is odd because you can argue that defeat at the battle of Britain would have been absolutely disastrous blow that could deny the US thier staging ground in Europe

Why does Norway like us so much?

Does it bug anyone else that the shielded version of wild riders and eternal guard are straight upgrades? In all the wood elf art I have never seen a wild rider with a shield.

Because he was a based as fuck presenter on the old version

t. tranny cock lover

what does he think about Attila?

No, it's this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Campaign_for_North_Africa

Well orcs got some good units.

By not having such low self esteem you have to talk shit about other people online to make yourself feel better?

can't enchant dwarf weapons, only way is during the forging and with runes, Dwarfs 2 - Elven scum 0

but yes, it should be possible outside those (see. the Screaming Banner, that Shrieking blade...)

>Witcher

don't blame him, rome 2 was shit

>Gregg confirmed /gsg/

>2013
I dont blame him rome 2 was shit at that time

You have a problem kurwa?

Skarsnik also doesn't have to deal with 50% more upkeep before capturing Eight Peaks and the best Greenskin anti large units are Orcs.

Because you're the only one who bothered doing anything Norway related.

Darren said he was doing a Saxon Campaign(at the time of when he was asked)

>A commonly cited example of its level of detail (and one noted in SPI's advertising) is the fact that the game's Italian troops required additional water supplies so that they could prepare pasta.

Hahahah holy shit

You don't need anti large when you got ____SCHEMES!____

>waterloo
>on a british show

Hooooooo boy

Are you guys excited for them putting the retarded team in control of the french, pretending Waterloo wasn't mostly Prussians and that the Duke of Wellington wasn't a retard?

>apparently lindybeige and matt easton is on some show where they play Rome 2 to re enact ancient battles
>all right check it out I guess
>mfw theres some random guy in drag on the show

I will not lie, that really flanked my regiments, if you know what I mean.

My forces did not spot the ambush in time, if you get my drift.

Are they using Rome 1 or 2 in Time Commanders?

LOOK AT IT
FUCKING LOOK AT IT
THAT'S A MAN BABY

A man who needs fucking help, not acceptance.

>ancient warfare
Read fa/tg/uy, North Africa is still hilarious.

Italians take a morale hit when they can't waste water on making pasta any more.

Rome 2

R2 for this episode
Napoopan for the next one
Attila for the last one

>Why does Norway like us so much?
Because the US and Russia are not very popular in parts of the population. Also: historical ties.