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Anyone wanna do some placement matches/competitive together?
I was around rank 2455 last season.
Then you'll be about 2355 this season even if you win all ten matches.
why does anyone play competitive in this shit game? whoever designed this system needs to be publicly executed.
tonights first game: 2020 sr vs my teams 1810 sr. that was an absolute one sided stomp. they capped both temple of anubis points in under 2 minutes.
game 2: 1950 sr vs my teams 1850 sr. Had a leaver who left 4 minutes in. another one sided stomp thanks to that fucking retard.
game 3. 1820 sr vs my teams 1870 sr. the other team had a leaver.
game 4: 1905 sr vs my teams 1900 sr. that was an actual good match and we won.
game 5: 1850 sr vs my teams 1872 sr. we had an autistic 3 man team who greifed and fed for no reason.
game 6: 2100 sr vs my teams 1960 sr. another one sided stomp.
Fuck this matchmaking algorithm.
user please, he'll still be 2355 even if he loses all 10.
X-mas update is out.
Downloading.
in a team that can't communicate through voice chat, as ana, should i wait for my teammate to unleash his ult then i nanoboost him, or should i initiate by nanoboosting him when he has ult and the situation called for it?
Might as well wait until he does it. They should have a good idea of when to use their ult.
>300XP until level up
>2/9 arcade matches won
I want to play more but I don't want to play that much more.
who the fuck eats a Popsicle when doing mechanic shit
lyingontheinternet.png
>implying D.va does anything more than pilot that thing
Also wearing sandals around machinery is a great way to lose a toe
I want her to humiliate me on stream to her hundreds of thousands of viewers, but then make sweet, violent love to me later that night in bed
I've dropped and climbed back to 2900 two times, i'm starting my third climb now after dropping from 2968 to 2688.
When the fuck does this game get fun? I thought it would be fun when I hit Diamond last year, but I went from a bunch of salty retards thinking they SHOULD be Diamond, to a bunch of retards thinking they SHOULD be GM, and now i'm doing it all over again.
Neps are trash
I'm getting to 3600 if it's the last fucking thing i do
>implying its a bad thing that she does anything more than pilot that thing
In the air force, a pilot of the F-22 isn't expected to be able to repair and maintain his F-22, they have mechanics for that. But there is nothing wrong with him not knowing how to fix his plane. His job is to fly it and engage enemies in the skies.
D.Va might not know how to fix her mech or all of the intricacies of maintaining a mech but she's still a damn good pilot with lighting fast reflexes and that's good enough for the Korean government
She's also super cute
>tfw I'm in a rank that I don't deserve
How long does it take SR decay to drop me back down to Diamond?
But at some point it will be true
>tfw i fell for it
>it's another "playing with overly happy and positive people" episode
i am wondering the same thing. i just want good games. i'm tired of getting matched into instant losses, whether its because the other team has >100 sr rating, or i have a leaver on my team. Just give me good fucking matches. please blizzard.
>everyone says the meta is Hog/Dva/Zarya/Ana/Lucio/76
>literally never get out in a game with this setup
I want to be out of plat.
Blue
Why doesn't d.va cater to fujoshi as much as mercy?
It's honestly mindblowing how little fun you can have when there's an enemy Zarya. Fuck her.
Because japs hate koreans
Will we be getting balance changes this event?
>get somewhat close to this setup
>2 DPS, 2 tanks, 2 healers
>not the heroes I would choose but it can work
>"no defense hero" signal is blaring
>one of the healers switches to Hanzo or Junkrat
...
They really need to get rid of those "tips" they only give bad advice.
Maybe the Symm changes but are there any other balance changes on the ptr right now?
me watching my 4man dva ult potm in the game that got me masters
...
>Struggling to keep out of silver SR after falling almost 400 of rating these last days.
No more balances. Just skins and emotes from here on out
>Junkrat keeps spamming grenades
>Lucio keeps firing randomly when the bubbles are up
>Reaper doesn't stop shooting while the bubble is up
>end of game Zarya gets card for 28 high energy kills
seriously. or fix the fucking balance. tank meta is fucking retarded.
shes so fucking disgusting
I'm honestly amazed that NONE of the Christmas shit leaked other than the datamined voice files found months ago. The only thing we know is that it's officially going to be called Winter Wonderland. How did Blizz manage to hide it so well this time?
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IDK.
no one cares anymore because ded game lmaooooooo
Previous thread
is there a reason she can smile?
CHRISTMAS TIME
>team has two tanks
>"Not enough tanks"
de.su the brainwashed tracer thing makes for a better character than brainwashed wife of an ambassador
no its not it's an extremely obvious shop
>an ambassador
>literally the leader of the overwatch version of GIGN against Talon
nigga
X-MAS UPDATE WHEN!?!?
Summer one was leaked via consoles showing boxes early right? They stopped that by making consoles get the boxes later than PC.
Sombra/Halloween was an INTERNAL e-mail that was in the midst of the community annoyance with Blizz due to the awful ARG.
This time they announced the date it would arrive and showed a preview of snowy Kings Row, and there's no character they've been teasing for over a year and ramping up hype with an ARG that was pointless.
>entire tank roster plus ana
>"Not enough tanks"
tomorrow at 11 A.M. PDT
just like every other event
lies
She feels emotion through killing people. In the game you are killing people or about to kill people. Therefore she can smile in game.
>that santa hat
kek
you made me exit game, well played
Stop posting this fake shit, retard. No one is gonna fall for it
Top tip for winning games:
1) Play Roadhog
2) Pick a weak enemy (eg Tracer, Hanzo, Widow etc)
3) Tilt them
I'm having incredible success with it. Teabag, spray, ult on their corpse, just do what you can to piss them off. Tracers in particular are incredibly retarded, they will try to 1v1 you repeatedly before they ever think to switch. You can still do your job on the team, but you ensure that 1 of the enemy will always be going for the 600 health tank, with a self heal and a 1 hit combo before they go for the rest of your team effectively making it a 5v6 whenever both of you are in a team fight.
>Overwatch version of GIGN
>the elite law enforcement and special operations unit of the French army
Excuse me, even less relevant than an ambassador.
Woops. that was meant to reply to this.
FUCK OFF????
>Blueberry qt
Why is she so perfect, lads?
>tfw no blue for Xmas to hug
Jesse McCree is my husband.
Don't worry user. We will at least get a skin.
why?
Husbando posting is ruining this country, believe me. Won't happen when I'm in charge
It's a drawing, why would she climb on top of the mecha when it literally has nothing in there?
You can see the interior of the mecha in one of the victory poses.
occult magic
carry me to diamond desu
wanna play?
Mind saying what Radiation has to do with any of this.
But user jesse is straight. He fugged Ana.
I want to ride the cowboy.
>beginning of game
>team has reinhard road and dva (me) picked along with pharah lucio and ana
>"we dont need 3 tanks thats too much"
>eventually I convince team that 3 tanks is good
>then "switch off ana and go mercy since shes better for 3 tanks"
Somehow we won.
>high silver life
Is anyone down to play?
I'm sorry user, I just want to post my husbando.
Would it help if i used non-lewd pictures.
delet this, Jesse is pure
Pharah is cute
Why do people hate D.Va's carbon fiber skin?
Nope he fugged ana and is preparing to fug her daughter.
See
McCree is Pharah's dad confirmed
But user, didn't you hear the revealed voiceline?
Ana was the one who taught McCree "how to shoot".
Because it isn't White Rabbit
Am I really throwing the game if I choose to play Mei instead of a tank? I feel like she's a worthwhile pick on any control point map.
Only if we get 12 people so we can have an /owg/ match.
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No, Mei can be good.
>not golden lemon-lime
No unless your team doesnt have 2 tanks.
>pick hanzo troll pick
>start winning games
what is this sorcery
wow my life is over
So we have confirmation on Santa Torb. But let's hear some last-minute speculation on some others.
Soldier 76 - Ebenezer Scrooge
Winston - Abominable Snowman
Roadhog - shitty Mall Santa
No, but you could be doing something more useful.
So whos going to be santa? I say Winston.
It means you don't play D.va enough to buy a worthwhile skin for her. Also there's a lot of autism involved in liking carbon fibre sports cars, chances are you've got some 12 year old kid playing carbon fibre
Can confirm that tracer mains are prideful and can be retarded. Am tracer main. Genji mains are cocky as shit
>They instalock a bastion on attack
Torb
I feel like she's already really useful. Walling people off from their team and disabling them makes it easy for your team to get picks.