/vn/ - 3x3 edition

Visual Novel General #1276

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Previous thread:
This general is for the discussion of English- translated Japanese visual novels.
E-celeb shitposting is not allowed.
Kindly use spoiler tags appropriately when discussing plot spoilers to facilitate smooth discussion.

We need more futa VNs translated boys

Now that the dust has settled and Himawari was proven to be ridiculously overrated we can all agree Fata Morgana was the best release this year right?

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Are these, dare I say it, 'our girls'?

I suppose i can replace tsumugu with Rio, but I lack a cute enough portrait of her, thats not her usual sprite

I thought Please Bang My Wife and Detective Masochist were better.

;_;

Himawari turned out to be shit. You JOPs got any more of those """"kamige""""" you keep on bragging about?

Check out 壁の向こうの妻の嬌声

>literally every woman drops her panties on a moment's notice
this is a little much. I assume by the time I'm done with all of the bonus stories every one of the girls will have had an h-scene?

>Chocola

Ehhh....

I wish Japan would die.

>playing eroge
>complains about h-scenes

Soon.

Wait for Sakura no Uta

I dunno man. The scenes in this are nasu tier. They're really bad, and they just drag on forever.

I wish everyone would die.

Aqua is a fucking cunt

Go play the steam version then, retard.

We all know shes best catgirl. You need to get with the times.

gross, no. I'm going to stomache the bad h-scenes and I'm going to happy about it. And then I'm going to come here to gripe about them.

Even Princess Evangelion is better than Himawari lol

coconut > cinnamon > imouto > vanilla > chocola > maple > azuki

PE is kamige so it's obviously going to be better than some no-name all ages garbage.

Let's make the western VN scene a moegetopia!!

imouto doesnt belong on the list. Shes not even a catgirl

chocola > cinnamon > maple > coconut > azuki > vanilla

So I spliced the older H CG into the english Himawari, kinda weird, but it works okay.

Sayori self insert > Azuki > Vanilla > Chocola > Coconut > Cinnamon > Maple

its about to happen. So hype, but make sure you noggs actually buy it.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH IMOUTO IS BEST GIRL

yall niggas dun fucked up

there is adorable catgirls, and you chose the token loli?

Himawari is actually pretty fun. Not kamige-tier, but certainly 8/10-tier.

It kind of reminds me of some weird Da Capo/Tsukihime-inspired mashup with sci-fi and lolis. Fun humor and enjoyable SOL scenes contrasted by some edgier and technical scenes.

This is my kamige.

I have to say though, Kuuchuu Yousai is a shit-tier artist. Some of the CG look alright.. when the characters at a flat angle. The second they look to the side this nigga fucks everything up. He can't draw profiles for shit and his cheeks and eyes look full fucking retard sometimes.

What is it with Frontwing and mediocre artists?

You cannot talk about Himawari without playing Himawari before.

In a game with a half-dozen catgirls, the one normal girl becomes the most precious by virtue of her rarity.

I like the lolis design, wish they'd let me fuck them though.

Do you know where you are?

loli a shit

It shoulda been some lonely cake or a milf.

Nice. Hopefully someone can translate those h-scenes and we can get that version uploaded.

>wish they'd let me fuck them though.
What do you mean? You could never fuck them, user, because they don't exist. All you could ever amount to is watching the protagonist fuck them, you cuck.

the fucking wasn't removed, only the CG was.

Sayori's a cake in real life. Does that count?

I bet she's ugly IRL

shes married

Depends on what she looks like in real life.

I want to slap Sayori with my dick around until she stops samefacing.

Okay nevermind, whore.

NO THATS NOT TRUE DELET THIS

You have to accept the fact that 90% of woman as young as the age of 14 have already lost their virginity. Compared to this marriage is just trivial.

I need a kamige that have H scene /vn/. Shoot me your best kamige. Is Mu Luv a kamige?

no

Nice try. You made me go look it up to see if it was true or not. It's not.

Really? Honestly thought it was. Was talked about like a year ago.

What if she was married but hasn't publicly announced it yet? It happens a lot in this type of business where even having a boyfriend could be detrimental to your career.

>where even having a boyfriend could be detrimental to your career.
The fuck is wrong with Japan

Is Grisaia the only /vn/ approved kamige?

...Do you honestly want to know?

Yes.

Grisaia is garbage m8

You didn't look in the write places. She got married back in 2011 not long after Comiket. I remember she released an artbook, Neko Paradise Ex as a sort of celebration for her wedding.

Grisaia is alright but it only has 2 routes that are decent and it has pretty bad pacing. If you cut all the bad stuff out you're left with like a 8 hour long VN

What do I have to do to become the next Quof or Clephas?

Translate something then win everyone over with your charisma. That's how Quof exploded in popularity.

You have to be well spoken, charismatic, handsome, intelligent, well read, popular with the ladies, and have fucked hundreds of anime girls.

Do you guys need help to become adults too?

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Only one of those things is true about Queef

>Want to recommend Fata Morgana
>Is afraid because of Door 7
What to do?

>girl invites guy to sleep in the same room as her
>he warns her that it's dangerous and she should be more careful around guys like him
>happens in almost every slice of life VN
Are Jap teenagers just uncontrollable rapists when alone with girls?

Door 7 is boring but no one cares because the door after that is the best one in the game

My impression of Japanese males, especially teenagers, is basically that.

Just add loads of autism into the mix. Seriously, why are Japs so spergy

You have to put yourself into the mindset of a horny teenager.

I'm thinking about the Michelle's door.

Also 1>3>4>2 and 6>7>8>5

I've been a horny teenager before but it never was so strong that I warned people not to be alone with me.

Can you imagine if someone from the west did that
Fucking hell I'm cringing just thinking about it

I think he means people getting triggered by trannies.

Not verbally, but if you ever spent a night with a girl you know or knew for a long time, you at least had those thoughts cross your mind.

Really makes you think

>tell an american girl, to her face, that if you got her alone there's a chance you would rape her
>say it so casually that you make it sound like a normal thing
>get sent to jail immediately

I'm trying to make one of these 3x3s but I'm running out of quality VN girls.

>spoons
What is that tag even for?

Genetic defect, more like

is this euphoria
>stuck-in-wall sex
must be
but then why is 'rapist protagonist' at 0.5

I'm sure if you did it as a Mudslime they would probably cry and apologize for oppressing you instead.

Spoons.

Does Aqua get better

She's such a bitch

too lazy for 3x3

Just you wait until she cucks the protag

It's not cucking if she never liked him in the first place.

>Want to recommend Fata Morgana
Don't. This shilling needs to stop.

Aqua sucks off fat old men for money

Rance

Who is the best Rance girl

The loli

read more moege faggot

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i want to suffocate in yukie's ass

Sil.

I want to motorboat this ass, and dem tiddies