/owg/ - Overwatch General

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What is the highest amount of HP regen possible in Overwatch? Off the top of my head, it'd have to stack:
>shield regen (eg. Zarya): 30 HP/s
>healboosting Lucio: 12.5+36=48.5 HP/s
>Zen orb: 30 HP/s
>Transcendence: 300 HP/s
>Payload: 10 HP/s
>S76 heal: 40 HP/s
>Mercy heal beam: 60 HP/s
All in all you should be able to theoretically get 518.5 HP per second. Is there anything I'm missing?

I'm helping my silver friend climb, me being plat, shredding silvers and golds as S76 is satisfying.

Nope confirmed by Blizzard she has no missing limbs

>Hey faggot, want to be stream assistant? You'll get free doritos

Would accept this proposition?

Nope, she can give 4-limb hugs.

Oh my!

how long until?

sounds boring

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Doritos is as disgusting as the rest of mexican cuisine.

>tfw get an unexplainable bloodlust every time i play reinhardt

I don't charge into the enemy team like a retard but usually they're pretty intimidated by my swinging and pushing is easier.

How about forget the shitty snacks and you let me eat you pussy while you play instead?

Ana's grenade

It's good for my bad self esteem

what happened? Why did OBS suddenly stop working with overwatch? It records about 6 seconds before the video freezes. It keeps recording the sound, just no video. And the 6 seconds that it does get are choppy and bad.

used to work perfectly. No settings changes or hardware changes or anything.

>Finally doing my placements
>Win my last match
>Got the floor is lava achieve as lucio
>and got POTG
>And placed Diamond

This was a good day

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Ana grenade heal boost

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>On a win streak
I know the bad one is coming, I know it.
I really want to get to 1200

are you amputee

Do people play support now?

if tracer doesn't get a christmas skin i will kill myself

i have both a penis and vagina but was only born with 1 originally. take a guess.

>It's high noon...
>DRAW
How do you respond to this tough situation?

I get shot from 400 feet away with the 2 people around me not getting hit at all.

>tfw shitting on a dps 1 v 1 as Ana

hold M2

good riddance

already got 50 boxes to get ready for christmas

if reinhardt doesnt get a santa skin im going to kill myself.

hmmm

nothing triggers me quite like boob plate armor

good riddance

you do realize that boxes have their loot decided when you get them

and Christmas boxes aren't even the regular boxes, they're going to be special like halloween and summer games.

>inb4bait

Nah, I just did my placements when I didn't really know much about the game. I had pretty much fucked around in QP and one night while drinking I did all of my placements and went 8 loss, 1 win, 1 loss.

Basically every game at this ELO is a landslide either way.

She got one for Summer.

Only characters that need a Legendary are Winston, Mei, Dva, Widowmaker, Reinhardt

HOOK LINE AND SINKER EVERYTIME XD THANKS FOR THE REPLIES

>tfw you play DPS in your stack, because you really good at mccree
>tfw your friends force you to play 76 cause meta
>tfw you can only flick aim, and can't track

I never really feel like I'm killing shit with 76. With McCree, 2/3 clicks = dead. 76? Hold down LMB in 3 second intervals until you get the elimination confirmed icon.

Nothing triggers me like a mech being able to be put to sleep.
Hopefully widow gets one, and hopefully its not trash like the rest of her skins.

If i attach a cute picture of dva will i get a reply?

You're not the poster that they quoted you faggot

>playing symmetra more than once

>not playing symmetra in attack on every map in quickplay

Right. I also considered Roadhog's self heal, which out-heals the shield boost in this hypothetical lineup.
So, if your lineup were to consist of you as a Roadhog, Ana, Zenyatta, Mercy, Lucio, and S76, you'd get 488.5 from the last 3, plus an Ana nade for 100 and double heals, plus your 300 self heal. All in all, you'd get 1777HP per second for one second. Of course, this will literally never happen since that lineup is insanely bad.

>playing quick play

i play her in QP when i want to emote and wank to thicc thighs

I might play her more once the partch with her buff goes live.
I can never get into a match in the ptr or else I already would have tried her out.

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believe it or not, but I'm actually the only person in this thread

any discords where i can share sfm lewds and other things i find that are overwatch related?

So now that rank has been severely inflated, what rank is the new "impressive" rank?

For comparison "impressive" started at 4100.

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check the fucking op

you're not alone pal

if your not in the top 500 you might as well be bronze desu

I'd do anything for hana

Boob plate armor is real though.

dank meems senpai xD you sure got me!

>says it's gremlin D.Va
>it's not

Ok.

>play OW all day
>decide to play comp
>internet fucks up
>decide to take a week break since I assume my internet is too bad
>play again after a week because I have never DC from anything in a week
>internet fucks up

Guess I am not playing comp this season then.

It's called pressing F12 and editing.

fuck this

I quit. Comp is stupid bullshit I fucking hate everyone god damn shitters forced 50 bullshit god damnit bullshit fucking piss. I'm maining hanzo from now on deal with it. Birth of another memer, here to ruin your comp games. It's the way the world will end, all will return to memes.

How would a SC2 player have proficiency in piloting a mech anyway

Translation for the pic anyone?

this post is why I listen to songs like this while playing my favorite character (genji) instead of talking with the team. I can't imagine having [fun] with someone like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=-rbyIphpwAo

>close to leveling up
>want to play
>but also don't want to waste a lootbox before the event starts
what do

Black haired Hana is pure sex

Just roll with it

Is there something wrong with the PTR?

I've been in que for like 20 minutes now

>listening to weeb music while playing weeb characters

Is this why I lose games when I have Genji that doesn't talk on my team?

No, she's not. Her default hair is the best.

Does zarya beam deal more damage the closer you are to someone or does that not matter?

This is literally the best skin in the game

Dont even try to deny it

She was trained after they chose her for it most likely.

xmas event when gimme my cosmetics blizzard REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not even his best skin and genji is shit

actually, I lied, my time on genji is literally "--"

Now, the Mei who is totally rocking and on the point and all kinds of cool stuff...

10 hours

Every Asian character is a weeb character.

Symmetra is actually my highest played with 86 hours

Funny how its a Chinese character that gives a shit about the environment.

>implying implications

>no mic
>playing music ao not paying attention to call outs/footsteps
>symmetra main

You're my worst nightmare.

Of course the character that has lived in china wants to save the enviroment.
Shes been the other side.
China needs to be nuked though.

Level up.
It takes like 4 games to level up

China is now the world's leader on climate change and environmental laws thanks to Trump. America has given up its global leadership position of power.

Its still a shithole though.
The enviroment is getting better, but there is only so much one can do to change a people.
Also, negative change is still change. They have always been the worlds leader in climate change.

>sandnigger weeaboo
remove yourself