Rich kids in a 4-cylinder Audi or BMW their parents probably bought for them

>rich kids in a 4-cylinder Audi or BMW their parents probably bought for them
>probably think their car is hot shit
>pass them, pull in front of them, slow down to the speed limit
>they try to aggressively pass me with their anemic base-model badgebox while giving me the finger
>stomp on the gas and completely blow them the fuck out
>trust fund babbies demoralized

Who /devilish/ here?

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>Be me
>1978 Chevy c10 fleet side
>Driving down a long pine tree road
>Drive with my lights off
>See a car about 30 yards up
>Drive up to them quickly
>383 like a bitch
>Pull up about ten feet behind them
>Flick my fog lights on
>Watch as this shitty white Lexus swerves almost into the ditch
>Smile and rub my dash
Good girl

>drive camry
>v6 se
>268 hp stock
>hear fartcan exhaust approaching from behind me
>see hid-headlight stanced civic swerving between cars trying to be in front of everyone
>hear it get closer
>wait for it to try to pass me
>it swerves into the next lane suddenly
>stomp gas
>goodbye civic

>open headers 460 big block truck
>niggers with 2loud "music" blaring in front of me
>upshift and hold the pedal to the floor drowning out their own music from beside them

>driving behind two old farts cruising in their nice luxurymobiles
>one is in a convertible
>I'm driving my Dodge Hellcat
>start to go through a tunnel
>stomp the gas and let the super whine like it's being whipped
I could only imagine hear their cries of anguish over 6.2L of combustion

>own 2 sensible cars
>smoke no one

yeah
its fun

Shut up Hammond.

>drive stock Civic Si
>ricer revs pulls up next to me at a stop light
>revs at me
>light turns green
>he launches hard
>grannyshift all the way

>>rich kids in a 4-cylinder Audi or BMW their parents probably bought for them
>>probably think their car is hot shit
>>pass them, pull in front of them, slow down to the speed limit
>>they try to aggressively pass me with their anemic base-model badgebox while giving me the finger
>>stomp on the gas and completely blow them the fuck out
>>trust fund babbies demoralized
>Who /devilish/ here?

literally all my friends are like this. they or their parents buy them a bmw 4 cyl dump it on 20" sex spec chrome wheels, get some shitty stereo system, go cruising thinking they are 50 cent or something.

>driving to work early in the morning
>dealership is by office and I have a we owe for some minor paintwork
>stop at red light
>m3 pulls up next to me and revs his engine
>I know that there is a subdivision about 200 yards ahead where a cop sits behind the sign
>rev engine back
>light turns green
>he floors it
>I amble lazily away from the light
>he knows he's been had before the the cop even turns on his lights

>upshift

Post bus pass.

>your life is so shit and worthless that the only joy you get is attempting to cause automotive accidents
lmao

>found one of op's victims

>be me, returning my aunt's R-Design S60 after a day at the track
>beaner's riced 2007 A4 revs like a fuckwad at the stoplight
>probably removed the back seats to put in some shitty subs
>give him a few kicks from my 340HP T6, but not enough to have him puss out
>bask in the glory of my Dobly Surround stereo system (stock)
>beanerrage.mp4
>light changes and I stomp it
>0-60 in 4.7s
>he's still trying to clear 3rd
>lol fuck your audi, kid

>tfw my trust fund bike is faster than 99.9% of vehicles on the road

This thread is pathetic

>trust fund bike
>is still only a fraction of the price of one of these cars

Whenever I see some cunt on a bike I'm more inclined to believe that they purchased with their own money. That being said how much was you bike and why did your daddy buy it for you?

A portion of grandaddy's inheritance.
Around $25,000CAD
Was wanting something a little quicker, and ended up deciding on getting the dream bike while I was still young.

>be me driving on the interstate going home from work
>get to where all traffic slows down because 2 curves coming up
>piece of cake for me to speed through at a mere 90mph
>bmw x3 fuckhead sees me and won't let me pass
>tailing him on the curves easy
>suddenly vtech kicks in and he pulls away
>mfw only drive a shitty econocar

s-sure showed h-him(female)

>see guy coming too fast toward roundabout
>act like I don't see him and brake just before it's to late
>he panic brakes and stalls in the middle of the roundabout

r e k t

But you were driving in a huge 4-wheel vagina that belonged to your aunt..

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>At red lights, chillin' on my way home
>Mercedes GLC class SUV next to me pulls as hard as he can, while I take off normally and shift at 3k revs to the speed limit (MR2 Spyder)
>Suddenly swerves in front of me and slows down, nobody behind me, just did it to prove some kind of point (cuck dad probably forced into buying it and thinks he can take 'sports cars')
>Middlelifecrisis.jpg
>Come up on another set of lights, have an idea, put windows down, turn music up, change lanes and sit next to him for the green.
>Whip my lmao corolla engine into gear and easily shoot past him, despite hearing his engine try it's very best to move the great honking SUV
>tfw he gets stuck behind a set of reds and I just sneak through on the orange.
>tfw he tries desperately to catch up to me but I passed a bus, and the lanes merged into 1.
The kicker is the bus was going so fucking slow, and had stops to make, and the oncoming lane was packed.

love these shitposting threads

there's absolutely nothing wrong with Volvo so fuck off autist

I actually really like the S60, great cars

>pull up on the side of highway
>see someone pull in right
>pull out right
>car behind me slams on her brakes

>be 18
>drive 2016 c63
>mustang or japanese 10 year old shitbox with tinted windows pulls next to me at the light
>he stomps accelerator and pulls in front of me
>"lol what a fucking poor faggot" i say as i resume texting

feels good

>On the parkway going to class
>Average 85 in the left lane, perfectly fine, there's no one around anyway everyone's already gone to work
>see a Jeep speed up right behind me
>faggot is mad because he can't pass me due to another Jeep boxing him in
>drop down to 55 because fuck him (it's the limit anyway)
>big bitch finally comes past me, pulls up next to me, and gives me the finger like a true fairy
>I'm laughing and shaking my head while he's looking at me, screaming with his window shut
>he rolls down his window and continues to scream, motioning me to get off at the next exit
>I just point forward the whole time and look back at the road
>he speeds off at 100 down the parkway and I get to class on time

Not truly /devilish/ but the immediate reaction to someone on your ass should be to drop as low as possible

>BBC

>Omw back from taco bell in my GTI
>Behind faggot lifted truck thats been swerving on the side of the road for the last two miles
>Decide to pass him
>Hop infront of him
>He blasts me with his brights
>LolSelfDimmingMirrors.jpeg
>Tries to stick on my ass
>BOOOOOST BITCH
>He can't keep up
>I pull into the next lane
>He passes me going 100+
>I speed up
>Get behind him
>Stick to his ass
>Blast him with my lighting kit's bright ass brights + foglights
>He takes a turn and flips me the bird
>As he runs over the curb

Fuckin trucks

I can't stand the finger, it's only the complete faggots that give it, true pussies

Also I fucking hate the pineys around here with their lifted trucks. They don't even do anything with them, the only guy I've seen that needs a truck so big and high up is a guy a few blocks down with an F750

>At the beach trying to find parking
>Normie pedestrians blocking the street, walking slowly
>rev a few times but they don't get out of the way
>Rev to 5k and slip the BBC- I mean clutch, keep gassing
>Burn rubber
>Scared normies look back and get out of the way.
>Slip into my parking lot
>Disgruntled normie storms to my car
>I get out
>He walks huffs and puffs away lmao


>Tfw be paranoid of somebody keying my shit up but it never happened.
>

SHUT UP

>Muh motorcycle is faster than cars hehe xd

>Drive by a bus stop
>Some highschool kids yell "Hey it's Takumi Fujiwara"
>Roll down my window
>"Hey, you kids wanna have gay sex?
>Drive away.

>Guy comes up next to me at a light
>he's driving some stanced, riced out Mazdaspeed 3
>I pull forward a bit since I'm not totally on the sensor for the stoplight
>he thinks I want to race
>ohboi.gif
>he revs and pulls forward
>I rev a bit since I recently redid my exhaust and want to brag a little
>light about to turn green
>he holds his revs up before dumping the clutch to launch ahead
>ends up stalling his car
>mfw I had no intention of racing
>mfw I calmly pull away from the light and end up making it to the next intersection first anyways

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aw fuck dude you got me

I am autistic yes hello

Fuck you, Hamster.
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>be bikefag with V4 liter
>weave through traffic frequently
>usually cut off people but always on acceleration so they don't have a risk
>use signals only sometimes
>mini-truck beaner gets made at me one day
>pulls to my side and flips me off
>lmao as my earthquake screams to 10k and i flip him off while climbing to 100-ish mph

cont
>as I extend my leg to kick his door
>suddenly lose balance on bike
>zig-zag uncontrollably
>crash into the ditch
>minitruck beaner laughs in spanish
>mfw

>implying i don't have training wheels
lmao b8'd

>be me
>driving home from work
>I drive an 06 Koreabox Sonata with the 3.3 v6
>Interstate 75 through Dayton, doing 5 over.
>traffic picks up
>faggot ricer in an SN95 riding my ass
>revving his fart can
>a spot opens up in front of me
>I fucking nail it and get ahead just enough for him to get boxed in behind me.
>turn hazards on and drive 10 under
>people around me boxing the fucker in intentionally at this point
>major exit clears the traffic
>fagstang pulls up, wants to race
>goddammit.png
>it's I-75, the cops can't hide anywhere
>whatever, I give him what he wants
>race to Tipp City
>get really moving, doing almost 130
>this faggot loses control and hits the ridges on the shoulder
>slows down and stops
>I keep going, just drive home.
>pretty sure he fucked up his front spring or some shit, his wheel wobbled a ton when he slowed down

460 is a ford engine

well that's true thought and you get way more for your money

one time i just completely stopped on the highway with a van behind me until he went around and tailed him for a couple miles

>Drive 50cc scooter

>drive a babby GTR with straight pipes and non res cat
>ricer stickers with bobblehead on dash and weeaboo charm hanging from rearview mirror
>big ass V8 trucks always trying to race
>ugly ass mustangs always trying to race
>dinged up hondas always trying to race
>drive the speed limit most of the time because of prior tickets and reckless driving charge


its hard not to give them what they want sometimes and be absolutely D E V I L I S H

>Install loudspeaker system in my crown vic
>Wear aviators
>Point out through loudspeaker his turning signal isnt on.
>Normie looks into his rearview mirror at me.
>Turns his signal on.

MY NIGGA

I ride an RX50 from China.

>Swerving in front of cars trying to be in front of everyone

Seriously, why do some people do this shit kek

Except in corners

>Ride bike
>Need heaps of skill, top-tier tires, and a decent surface to be slightly slower than a car

Because stoplights. Eventually you'll leave a pack of traffic behind while the back end of the que gets stuck because every faggot has to first establish a following distance by sitting still, and then accelerate with fuel efficiency in mind.

I blame automatic transmissions for this slow acceleration problem. People who drive manual transmissions tend to get off their asses a little faster.

Amen

>occasionally someone tries to get me to move out of their way by slowly merging on top of me
>merge onto them and they freak out, give dirty looks
ayy lmoa

>nbambe tier african going 50 in 70 zone in moderate traffic
>manage to get in front, coast to 30 until they change lanes
>speed off into the distance

also
>sometimes i remove the o2 sensor and race around loudly
it startles people and i feel like mad max

>be me
>studying at a university
>poorfag
>all my friends drive BMW's bought by their parents
>drive on my mountainbike
>feelssadman.gif

>get 6 cylinder car when all my friends have 4 cylinders
>fastest car in the squad
>they upgrade to turbos and v8s
>slowest car in the squad
>they get old and buy slow practical cars
>fastest car in the squad again

Slow and steady wins the race.

>most of the city is a 30 kph zone for some reason
>literally no one follows this
>one evening, chilling back from work
>stop for like 5 seconds to let some dude park
>moderately sized jeep suv behind me, stops at like 5 cm from my rear bumper
>starts honking
>ohboyherewego.xcf
>stop at basically all the crossings
>stop for every single dude trying to merge or park
>a bit of clean road, stick to 30 kph
>jeep retard honking with every stop
>take a significant amount of pleasure entering my driveway as slowly as possible

Over how many years have you been in this squad?

Since forever, we're all about the same age so we all got licenses and cars at the same time.

>Riding my liter peter motorcycle with my brother on his shitty 80s bike he bought for $350
>Sitting at a red light
>One of those dumb Porsche SUVs pull up
>Looks like a douche driving it
>He's revving his engine
>Light turns green and he gasses it off the line
>I wait 2 seconds before going WOT and passing him on one wheel
>Porsche douche still trying hard
>Brother farts past him on his shitbike
>Tell him he just beat the Porsche douche over bluetooth
>"we were racing?"
Porsche SUVs literally a shit

>get tailgated by econoboxes/brotrucks coasting 20kmph above speed limit
>slow down below speed limit to annoy them
>let them overtake when lane opens up
>spool dat turbo and btfo them before lane merges back to one
>slow down below speed limit

this is the only reasonable approach

>purposely driving below speed limit on a busy highway
>people honking left and right
>shift into VAG SPORT MODE(tm)
>everyone behind me passes out from the fumes coming out of my staggering 1600 ccs of pure uncut petrol power
>dagumi into yhe sunset

another day
another win

STOP IT

>pull up to some fuccboi in a stanced RSX
>"YO BRO YOU WANT TO RACE"
>he says yes
>"40 ROLL"
>we get up to 40
>"THIRD HORN, READY?"
>honk
>honk
>go

>put inner tubes on pregnant women's exhausts.

This is fucking embarrassing.

hot water bottle clamped to exhaust

ITT: it's fun to pretend

>mein neger
My car's fast enough to eat 335xi's, so the other s series rides stand no chance.

What car?

2015 STI with 3" downpipe and exhaust and tune. Running slightly over 20 psi

>be me 16
>driving with mom
>driving dad's gmc sierra
>shit box honda with fart can beside me
>tell mom how much of shitbox it is
>talking loud over fart can
>windowsdown.jpg
>definitely heard me
>pulls out and tries to race
>floor gmc
>shitboxcantkeepup.exe
>laugh at him at next light
>he flips bird then flies off

if you strain the engine w/ open headers it's extremely loud

This makes me furious. It's always fuckers looking at their phones. They react so damn slowly at the front of the queue. It's better for my sanity to weave. The traffic lights in my city are designed for people that go WOT-mode at every light, and change to red so damn quickly.
If you aren't at least in the first 3 rows of a traffic 'block' you'll hit a red every single light.

People don't understand how it doesn't take me 20 minutes longer to get through the city.

I fuckin hate those pieces of shit. anyone who drives one can die. same with all the bmw x's.

>drive FRS
>Literally every male under the age of 30 tries to race me
>I'm just going to work fuckwads, I'm not Takumi, I'll spill my coffee

Yeah those cars are actually pretty fucking quick, my dads V60 T6 flies and no one suspects it lel

>buying uncomfy, noisy, RWD car to commute to work with no drama

You should be drifting every corner

>car weaving in and out of traffic
>gets stuck at light on opposite lane so I get ahead a bit
>put along at the exact speed of the person next to me so they cant pass
>I can feel their anger

>He can't drift without spilling his coffee