/hg/ - Halo General

I mean get some friends that have the game and connect over lan in person.
You will need at least 3 other ppl because one achievement is an overkill

On point.

I've got a big parcel of clips coming your way

Where is the PC section?!?!?
>Halo 5: Forge
>SPV3
>Project Cartographer
>Halo: Online

REEEEEEEEEE

Did a quick search, apparently you must be playing online matches. LAN doesn't unlock achievements.

Well we better get plans going soon nigga we don't have many days left

Whoever actually sends the card will probably get sent something back by them too

I stand by my idea that we all just go on a Christmas themed Map and take a screenshot for the main image of the card

>Did a quick search, apparently you must be playing online matches. LAN doesn't unlock achievements.
It did for me

Would a VPN work?

>SPV3
>Project Cartographer
>Halo: Online
I said last thread and i'll say it again, NO ONE CARES ABOUT FAN-MADE SHIT.

>Oh, it's happening
Well shit. I don't what I should include

>tfw the flood will never take the infinity and destroy all of the promethians in the greatest comeback of galactic history

I can get the card sent.
We should play tomorrow.

Probably

FUCK OFF BACK TO 3v4i INDUSTRIES SHILL

>The Flood are back in Halo 6
>they destroy Cortana's forces like it's nothing
>a restored Gravemind then proceeds to tentacle-rape Cortana's physical form for a whole 17-minute cutscene
A man can dream right?

>3v4i
IGNORED

Quick everyone make the best Halo Christmas themed OC that you can

Please elaborate on your method, i'm desperate to show /hg/ how dedicated i am and i don't wanna have to resort to non-legit methods.

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The fact that you respond every time the same way only shows how triggered you are

We will make 343 acknowledge us

Does anyone have that mashup of the shitty art from the comics?

We should include some part of that and maybe some variation of #huntthetruth

>not recreating that on Forge
baka

Put this on the card too.

>sm.h has a filter
wtf since when?

No no no, we have to be subtle. Simple things like having all Spartans on the card wear black undersuits. If 343 sees something that's trying to make fun of them, they won't acknowledge us.

For like a year, since people started writing sm.h tb.h fa.m all the time.

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I have never shutdown a game as fast as I did when I saw my match up.

But I dindu nuffin

Who else do I add

All 100 of us in the company aren't going on there, just the people who actually play and go in the thread

No, it has to be only the cancerous anons.

Sigmund should be on that list

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You should be on that list

Kai

>Kai
Not removing inactives
>Sigmund
Drama, shitposting, etc.
>Vol7age
"Halo 4 is the best Halo game"
>Dwagoneye
Don't forget to spell it with a w

Why would I be on that list?

Join my game if you wanted to help make the Christmas map

I'm watching shota porn so count me out

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You are offline my man

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>Energy Sword standing a chance against a light Saber

Light sabers can block fucking bullets and be thrown.
Energy Swords have strict swoosh animations and RUN OUT OF AMMO

But what if you're in lunging range?

In progress

Friggin neat

***force push***

Its... beautiful!

Well done user!

What time shall we meet tomorrow?

Uh... can you include symbols of other faiths as well please? Thanks.

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Put Killsownz on it, he kills dogs

When the most people are on

But that's not an criminal, nor a moral offence though

Guys.

I think I have a crush on Cortana
What do.

Fuck a bottle of acid

Who else to add? I can't remember every single user

yourself

>Sweaty
>Rath
>Grim
>Droid
>All naughty
Why

Because we are all going on it you memelord

It's going on the 343 Christmas card

Why are you adding Kai? I thought this list was for active players.

Kai's the company leader and he shows up for customs usually

>Kai's the company leader
Nobody wants him to be.
>he shows up for customs usually
He shows up like once a month. Even pc is more active than that.

>People keep using i 17grim instead of L 17grim
Its my fault honestly

wew company drama

Yes but he's not some literally who that just joined and never posts or plays at all

You're right. He's just some literally who that never posts or plays at all.
New people wouldn't even know who he was if he didn't constantly get shat on. Think about that.

Nobody answered my question come on I want this to be a good list

Tell me your name if you want on, tell me who else should go on too

This is (probably) going to 343 on the card

CDR Nonsense
C0 Assassin
LORDxPINGAS

>volunteering pingas
Fuck off, pingas.

>droid
>not naughty

Just because you want him as your fucktoy doesn't make him naughty.

Put me on the Nice list.

OK they're on

I know there's still gotta be some more though

Kek

sorry my man there's only one list for us Veeky Forums trolls and hackers

Pingas has ceased to exist.
The second he had a chance of talking to a girl for the first time in his life he abandoned all his /hg/ bros.
He doesn't deserve recognition.
If you're putting him on you might as well put Tangee and other disappearances on.

Made me chuckle

>sorry my man there's only one list for us Veeky Forums trolls and hackers
Big Red is a normie that drinks alcohol and has sex with girls.
The only reason he's not banned from the company is because he hosts customs every once in a while.

On the bright side, he got cucked by his friend's nigger dad.

>drinks alcohol and has sex with girls.
If that's what constitutes being a normie, then like 90% of the company is normies

I know, but the whole point is its a joke that we're the "naughty" list

>tfw we BTFO reddit by sending 343 a Christmas card and then they finally recognize us as the better community and Ske7ch starts coming here too

Or they could just post it on their Twitter or something that would be nice too

Why the fuck would you even consider sending 343 a Christmas card? Have you suffered a blow to the head recently?

Because they're bad and retarded devs, but they're OUR bad and retarded devs

Just because I dislike some things they did with 5, doesn't mean I have to hate all of it. It's my favorite game since ODST.

They can't delete posts that go against the narrative here, so they'll never post.

>tfw Tom French will never give us exclusive sneak peaks for Forge

They're ungrateful and spiteful bastards. Their whole treatment of the franchise and disregard for its source material whilst bitching at us, the halo community, trying to tell us that we're in the wrong is bullshit. They're desperately trying to backpedal with the game being dead, touting updates as free content when the bulk of it is content that was already finished or should have been in the game in the first place. They constantly try and push their own direction on us but they need to actually get Halo nailed, which they haven't, before they try and gradually introduce their own stuff.

So far Chief has been woken up for fucking nothing, completely lackluster and completely ruining the ending of 3.

All the updates in the world for 5 won't make up for their shitty employees with their shitty ignorant attitude and their need to censor anyone who points out their flaws

Bungie did similar thing with halo 2.