/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

xth for big beds

you're gay

xth for come relax on gilgamesh

or don't w/e

wanna rub dicks

i want pvp gear. why is pvp so dead? this queue is retarded.

yeah pst

i dont have one

>thick eyebrows
>smug yet cute grin

pst

yes

You don't look very relaxed,in fact you look very alerted.

How do I get Felixe to bite my arm

I know your pain. This was me earlier today

kuma visit!
kuma relax!

gay

Thick eyebrows are the cutest.

Post boring hyurs

Go up to him and force him to

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Well she probably needs to stretch.

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renko SMEEEEEEEELS

nah u good

>based Ascian does you an enormous favour and kidnaps her to purple hell, never to be seen again
>you have to go rescue her for some reason
>not only that but cowtit femroe woman needs to die for it

spider tot omo

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Thick eyebrows are the best in general. Nice eyes, too.

>get told to just hit the leader of the FC up if I want to join
>leader tells me I have to write a waifu haiku to get in
>immediately logs off

I don't know whether to post it, or if I'm getting meme'd on by TFT

what servers does everyone play in? i'm just in hyperion

There's nothing I love more than thick eyebrows, radiant eyes and a huge muscular ultrachest to pound on with my tiny fists.
;_;

i saw something terrible! your character!

don't post irl pics of me please and thanks.

omfg that's adorable, can i have char data so i can make it a retainer?

My waifu is pure
Only I know her secrets
Shared with nobody

hello

Ah fuck it, here goes.

>Soft and warm and lewd
>How I wish to hold your hand
>Yukinoshita

Signed, Iris
Now let me the fuck in

Eh. Your fists aren't even tiny.

Please post the smuggest mewers

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I'm gonna come kick you offa your cloud.

Right here

:(

Look everyone there he goes again! Isn't he just the funniest guy!

That's TFT for you. They're pretty animu over there, but rules are rules. Write that haiku!

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>They're pretty animu over there
I know, which is why I want to join!
>Write that haiku!
I did! Even signed it!

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God I want those lips around my max height au ra cock

Best hat

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stop giving him (You)s
last time he was starved he resorted to slutposting
at least thats better than the unfunny shit he normally posts

felixe bite me

I really like my glamour with the Shire Custodian's chest on top of it, I'll get it dyed tomorrow so I hope it looks good in Metallic Silver

This is the cutest cat I've seen post

That glamour looks really good!

>Elk leaking from yet another LS

looks like Ram got rammed a little too hard

Why is everyone in this general so flamboyantly gay?
I don't understand the appeal.

>Everyone in this general is a guy... and gay

I wouldn't have been quite so upset if it was Moenbryda asking me to pray return instead of Minfillia.

i'm straight

Post fanmail.

Prove me wrong.

>log off of FFXIV
>do things
>things are difficult
>stop doing things
>log onto FFXIV
Anybody want to get hitched?

pastebin.com/6C84vVW1

I'm not enough of an attention whore to post my picture in xivg, sorry
I'll leave that for the eliminators

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I don't mean pictures. No one wants to see your ugly tranny ass trying to pretend to be female.

I'm playing with fire here

heh
nice

I'm not

Come to Ul'dah so I can join your FC and leech off of it while I level this alt pls.

Thank you, I've wanted to put something like it together since I got the helm on my MSQ run of Sohr Khai on this alt.

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autism

mediafire com/file/3cccodx0ubd359i/FFXIV_CHARA_35.dat

>not gay
so you just used beepy then huh

If someone is aesthetically pleasing, I'm going to be at least somewhat interested in spending time with them and possibly making out if their personality isn't akin to a dumpster fire. Whatever's between their legs is just a bonus if things get that far.

pastebin.com/x8KV7mbN

i thought seto was a dickgirl abomination?
if not then {I'm interested.}

So. Gay then.
Sometimes I feel like the only straight cis male in this fucking general.

I don't get where this is coming from

but are you cute

I fell for it

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You keep fucking it up and leaving out the parts that identify it as as a Xaela girl.

"No"

that's only because of the shader

>ippiki bringing up seto's ex during erp
holy fuck my sides

This. I only want to interact with 7/10(at the minimum) fashionable boys.

balmung

Nah, mate.
I'm here too.
You are not alone in this fight.

neko was a xaela when these were leaked