What message would a typical bmw driver have displayed on one of these signs?

What message would a typical bmw driver have displayed on one of these signs?

Wouldn't he have to put it in the front though?

>having this exact idea of a message board to communicate to asshole drivers behind you since childhood but apparently it's no allowed to have here

>years later see this on Veeky Forums

"I can't help being a twat"
"My dick is huge"
"What is an indicator?"

"the ultimate chingchong machine"

'if you dont overtake your mother will die in her sleep tonight'

Kek

Fucking hell.

I've thought of it too. My idea was dictating messages that would be displayed on the other driver's windshield. Or just something similar to a walkie-talkie system.

hello motorway user, it is I, bmw operator

"Yes, it's a leased base model"

"stop tailgating me you cunt"
"slower traffic keep right you fucking retard"
"i'm trying to fucking merge get out of the fucking way"

subtle kek

Top kek

this is so much me in my bmw
am I a cunt?

lol I think this is more than BMW drivers.

I dunno but when i take the wheel of my bmw everybody seems to be in my way

same

>What message would a typical bmw driver have displayed on one of these signs?

Moving Light Displays in windows are illegal in my USA state. I bet it's illegal in other states too.

>in windows
Put them on roof or linux.

Why the fuck did you just honk at me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with honking at me in traffic? Think again, fucker. As you read this I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your tag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” honk was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hand. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.