Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing Ilexa's leaves and licking her tiny wooden body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipple stumps? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her sap, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her rough slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal slit, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sap, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipple stumps hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her bark and sap while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered slit for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.
Joshua Stewart
Reminder that valve wants this audience
Jack Murphy
>tfw will never have a trusty backpack to carry around your TP scrolls and wards IRL
Dominic Anderson
What is wrong with this?
This person speaks better English than 99% of all dotard players.
And being a pedophile makes you better at DotA
Joseph Anderson
I require an Ilexa x Pugna sitcom
Wyatt Thompson
ROFL DOTARDS
>mfw they will never ever fix the fps issue
Cameron Nelson
>And being a pedophile makes you better at DotA
Daniel Hernandez
Handsome!
Blake Brooks
Nice UI, dotards.
Charles Richardson
/d2g/ is super faggy today for some reason.
Jonathan Howard
so new it hurts please fuck off
Daniel Adams
it is pretty good if they add stats by default yes
much better than the old one that's for sure
Ryder Baker
>No good streams on
Dylan Cooper
S L I P P E R Y F I S H D I C K
Game hasn't been fixed so people don't want to play so they shitpost on /d2g/.
Ryan Powell
needs health/mana bars on top of skills
Kayden Harris
this
Tyler Evans
Fuck you, Aoba. Fairies Story 3 was shit.
Anthony Hall
...
David Stewart
This made me install dota again, is she a NPC?
Andrew Howard
you mean no crappy eceleb streams for 15 year old memekids on, dumb frogshit
Benjamin Campbell
Seriously though I know you are all tryhards and brilliant and all that shit, but the game is ruined for new guys right now. The snowballing literally decides a game if there's one good player on a team.
They've made it even less accessible than it was before.
Robert Morgan
So isn't being able to quickly check the enemy heroes int during a fight kinda important when playing OD?
Thomas Taylor
good
Levi Perez
At least I'm not balding
Jace Ortiz
>mods please this guy has a different taste than mine
Angel Allen
Then wait 3 months for the mmr is rebalance itself. Meanwhile I'm loving my 80% win rate in dota 3.
Elijah Watson
it snowballs at the beginning of every patch because people have no idea what they are doing
if it's like this in like 3 weeks then comeback
Brody Collins
lmao she's a bit character in a shitty comic they made for this update that pedos have jumped on
Ayden Watson
...
Michael Martin
Nice FPS, dotards.
Parker Taylor
>newplayers
Fuck off.
Kayden Ward
pedophilia is a mental illness not a sexual taste
Cooper Powell
oh fuck i'm gonna get banned AGAIN
Landon Bailey
Since when were valve sick loli fucking fuckers?
David Morales
>>They've made it even less accessible best patch ever
Connor Edwards
Not saying that guy isn't a faggot, but 50 years ago people said homosexuality is a mental illness.
Daniel Baker
There's absolutely nothing faggy about wanting to sexually please Slardar.
Ryan Russell
FUCK OFF PAEDOPHILES
ILEXA IS CUTE BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE NOT FOR SEXUAL REASONS
Julian Reyes
>He doesn't like loli
Adam Peterson
Works too, as long as we can find R34 of her.
Homosexuality is a mental illness. Heterosexual pedo stuff is 100% legit and ok.
James Wood
they also say that 0 years ago and will still be saying it -50 years ago
Isaiah Moore
and it still is.
Charles Green
wow, who's the qt mate?
David Parker
So who do you think are the best support picks this patch
I'm thinking fash tanky rushdown heroes and roamers, not squishy int laning supports
Alexander Taylor
that's what happens when newfriends and normies are allowed to fester
Aiden Phillips
Ilexa will be the best support next patch.
Daniel Barnes
my momfu
Camden Young
SHE'S JUST A KID YOU PREDATOR
Ryder Edwards
Meepo
Daniel Wilson
It still is. The only difference is now it is social accepted. Try convincing society that children fucking is acceptable and then post that shit
Dominic Wright
So, ogre aaaaaaaaand?
Connor Cox
treant ogre chaos knight
Jackson Lopez
lion is the best omni knight is breddy good too
Jace Martinez
Thanks, 60 is a nice number.
Wyatt Anderson
>he literally shitposts on Veeky Forums aka BadReddit
Reddit gives you points for shitposting. So you not only do it for free here but also do it pointlessly. LEL
Gabriel Gutierrez
The stunning tree of permanent invis
Asher Ramirez
>MMR resets every 3 months >Region Lock enabled
Without memeing try and argue that these 2 small things wouldn't make matchmaking infinitely better and make white people spend more money on the game because they enjoy it.
Noah Murphy
Why would you care what society thinks?
Jacob Wright
Basically any str hero with a stun can be played as support with the xpm/gpm changes
Logan Jenkins
>The new UI
Ahahahahahahaha so amateurish
Julian Allen
this, Veeky Forums is easy mode
Easton Morales
>Reddit gives you points for shitposting
yeah but (you)'s feel more rewarding. You also don't get your OC memes spread around reddit unless it's like some terrible shit
Aaron James
It obviously isn't acceptable and I don't want it to be. I was just saying that people can't accept gays as "normal" and at the same time call pedos mentally ill.
Benjamin Jones
region lock sure i'd gladly play with my fellow europeans but why the mmr reset?
Aiden Evans
What other boards do my /d2g/ bros browse?
Mine are /k/, /out/, and /d/
Jose James
Is Silencer a good support in this patch?
Hunter Stewart
Ilexa was made for _EXA
Benjamin Cook
@162831534
Not giving my (you) that easily, Reddit lord
Charles Johnson
The old UI was literally a beta relic how much more ironic can this post be
Leo Morales
>list of the only "supports" left in the game Ogre Magi, the Bloodlust Dispenser Treant, the jungle crusher (and useless piece of shit after 15 minutes) Pudge, the GoodBatrider, the GoodLion, the GoodClock, etc. Riki, the GoodEveryOtherSupport
All other supports are GARBAGE now.
Asher Ramirez
I think Skywrath might be legit. New Atos is absolutely nuts on him and his new aghs is absolute madman tier. It doubles almost everything he does for no additional mana cost. Sure, Atos and Aghs are lots of farm for a support, but at least Atos seems to be reachable in almost every game now and he can start fighting very early, which seems to be important in this patch.
Andrew Garcia
>drink half a bottle of vodka >play dota
Elijah Gray
Bounty is still all right
Connor Clark
/pol/ , /gif/ , /a/, /news/ and /hsg/
Aaron Myers
It would stop the fucking plague of account buyers at any MMR above 3K for one, and would also stop people spamming FotM heroes to raise in MMR artificially.
Mostly it would just make account buyers non-existent. Instead of addressing that Valve just made it harder to tell which accounts are bought by removing seeing their last games.
Eli Rogers
And it was better much better designed and fuctional. The new one is dogshit, high school app developer tier.
Hunter Kelly
>really new patch >didnt even reset mmr How could valve fuck this up
Dylan Morales
but you can buy a fine backpack user
Ryder Bennett
/wsg/ /pol/ and /h/ /aco/
Eli Reyes
>And it was better much better designed
yeah I too like the feeling of having a musilm veil around my face when i play video games
>fuctional
I think using this one is much better, but they need to FUCKING SHOW STATS BY DEFAULT
Justin Allen
/tv/, /vr/
Jeremiah Bailey
How do you man fight Monkey King
Noah Hall
it's funny cause the old HUD is literally a chinese ripoff of the WC3 HUD that valve bought when they started developing the game. They put little to no effort into the HUD until S2 and Panorama and then this update.
>Dotards complain volvo is too lazy >now they complain volvo isn't lazy enough
typical doturds
Adam Jackson
i am. its not that bad yet but it took me months to process it i dont think there is anything else that could hit your self esteem more
Nolan Parker
agreed desu, minimalo-futuristic trash looks like something out of a shitty F2P shooter
Nathan Fisher
quelling blade
Carter Martin
I hope you're not in EU user, gubmit reading your internet now and want to do away with all the racists
Jason Miller
The problem with region locking US servers is that -white- Americans barely play dota anymore, if they ever did in the first place.
Americans prefer playing games like halo or call of duty. Those kind of "cawnsoul" games instead of Dota.
Liam Bell
>shitty comic you can fuck off at any time
okay, Father user.
Nathan Baker
i hate this smug cunt
Sebastian Ross
Jakiro is legitimately amazing now. You can initiate fights with 4.5 seconds of uninterrupted lockdown from 1000 range away. The new Atos makes him broken as fuck because it sets up his combo like Euls but has twice as much range as Euls.
Evan Roberts
Jugg Slardar PA (before MKB)
Josiah Lee
Americans and Peruvians are literally used as weapons to lose you the game for forced50.
Elijah Flores
Guess my age based on the streamers I watch /d2g/
Singsing Bulldog Arteezy
Joseph Adams
/v/ and /trash/ specifically for /scaly/
Jaxson Clark
everyday this shitty dotapit tournament overlay issues jesus christ just kill yourselves you fucking """""professional"""""" casters
Lucas Hughes
>Try convincing society that children fucking is acceptable and then post that shit Talk to me in 50 years. If the west doesn't collapse until then. Then again, that means we'll have Islam which is the same shit.
