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WAIFU TIER LIST
GOD TIER
>waifus with cowtits
SHIT TIER
>everything else
I genuinely think Plants are alright.
Things wouldn't be much different without them and I really don't mind when they affect me in a negative way because I know I could have done the same to my opponent.
Loving Ahri equals Death by Sex.
Sex with Kindred is bestiality.
xth for breast waifu
secondary xth for THE LIGHTBRINGEEEEEER
third xth for HEAVY AND METAL
fourth xth for ONE MORE GRAVE
fifth xth for THE MIGHT OF LOKFAR
>tfw you love both Sona and Jinx equally
I too approve of female champions from league of legends
Reminder to automatically mute somebody if he says anything that isn't teamplay communication and that makes you want to answer
Good morning /lolg/!
>tfw leona disrespects you by not bringing in mr
>tfw you cuck a leona so hard she and her adc are hiding under turret with 10% refusing to back while your adc is on the other side of botlane slowly farming away
>udyr tries to gank for them 4 times and fails, usually dying in the process
>voli takes a break in the middle of the game to order pizza
>leona starts raging ulting at you whenever she sees you and then walks away
typical sun worshiper senpai
Sona the Healslut is worst waifu.
ezreal is cute!
You have ten seconds to post a skin that is 100% worse than default.
If you choose a skin released before 2012 or priced at 520, you're automatically disqualified for cheating.
What happened to all my tier 2 runes? Rito REFUND
Every Sion skin that isn't Mecha Zero
I want shyvana to sit on my face!
WAIFU TIER LIST
GOD TIER
the one you love
SHIT TIER
none of them
The World Cup skins
>phantom karthus
holy shit nigga why did nobody told me about this, it looks fucking sexy
>tfw gf won't give you bj unless you eat her pussy
>eating pussy is literally shit tier
where do you guys find sluts
I need a gf who will suck my pee pee just because she wants to
Reminder that this is a team game and Riot has done many things to reduce snowballing and prevent people from solo carrying games.
If you want to win you'll have to teamwork even if your ego wants to play solo.
based
that statement is invalid with shit like yasuo and tryndamere in the game senpai
>No Taliyah
Nice
Yasuo is easy as fuck to shut down
t. Support main
>tfw your favorite champ is bad and you're not even good at them
SKT Kalista and Urf Kench.
>eating pussy is literally shit tier
fucking kek my dude
but in the search, gamer grills™ tend to be a fan of sex in general. Just look for subtle tells of an oral fixation and you're set.
>Irelia on the list
Necrophiles need to leave.
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>Eating pussy is shit tier
I thought ahrifags had better taste.
>expecting your gf to just give you a blowjob and get nothing in return
Medieval RPG Braum & Gragas
Wow holy shit that skin is hideous in game.
The splash art made it seem decent, but what the fuck is that model?
I don't remember if they're 520 but I hope they are because they're shit
feel free to kick me out
>Hate the idea of being poor with no financial security
>Hate the idea of working a 9-5 job at a desk and computer even more
>no direction in life
>only thing that invigorates me is League and elo
>winning makes me feel alive more than anything
>getting really good
>probably going to make masters if not challenger this season
>tfw dream unironically of being a pro, willing to drop out of college for it with all the strings attached
>tfw know deep down that dreams like that wont come true
>tfw gonna chase it until there is literally 0 chance whatsoever anyways
sometimes being optimistic about dreams isnt a good trait desu
All the non-Sej ones were shit, and even the Sej one is meh.
I only bought it because muh Kirin.
>average yas tries to ranged tornado sling
>q -> e yasuo
>he still tries to reach me
>he gets rooted as well as silenced
>he dies as my team gangbangs him
???
why do people ban this monkey I do not understand
What did the CEO of Riot mean by this?
They're 750 and they're total trash. So is the Varus one.
The Ryze one is fucking great though, easily one of his better skins.
what are some safe adcs to play if you dont know shit about playing adc and get autofilled?
They always have shit taste the moment they pick Ahri as their waifu.
yasuo
Kalista is a very beginner friendly start.
Because he's either on your team and goes 1/24/3 because the enemy team isn't retarded, or he's on their team, lanes against your team's resident retard and goes 18/2/7
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>when your draven mid just feeds all game
What'll it be this time lads. Divin' in again, our adventures in silver elo await us!
Oh fuck off Gragas' skin is good too.
Jhin.
He feels more like an AD mage than a proper ADC.
>Braum's and Gragas' one are shit
The shit taste, it's showing.
(you)
wew lad
>queue up for ranked for my daily dose of suffering
>blind pick destruction man
>enemy picks yasuo
>i fucking hate yauso and i can't play against him at all
>he completely fucks my shit up in lane, gets fed out of his mind
>i cant lane against him, he can dive me easily and i cant run either because MUH FREE MOBILITY
>fuckit.png
>start building full offense (black cleaver, yomumu, 3 infinity edges)
>Go from 0/10 to 7/10
>fuck everyone on the enemy team with my large demacian dick
>win
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Eh I guess it's decent. The splash doesn't do it justice.
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The Braum one on the other hand, is probably the ugliest thing I've ever seen and apparently the splash makes it look way better than it actually is.
Jinx is easy as shit but not boring brainded like ashe or caitlyn. She taught me how to play the role.
But honestly as long as you don't pick or Draven you will be fine
learn to dodge. Trust me, it helps.
>jinx is easy as shit
Yeah, tell the adc newbie to play one of the most immobile champs in the game.
What is /lolg/ listening to while they play?
your mom's head banging against the top of my table
Husbando chart updated for Ibern
hotline miami music, currently carpenter brut
depends on the champion
daft punk for viktor
game OSTs for jungle
drive soundtrack when playing jhin
youtube.com
kpop
Bets
I like them too
So what?
She deals tons of damage, she's strong as fuck and she teaches you how to position yourself. She even has a way to escape with her snare as long as she doesnt overextend
What is your choice for an easy ADC exactly?
Mordekaiser lost some weight!
>old Yorick
2/10 you tried
Cait and ezreal are super-easy and forgiving.
Are there any high elo or pro streamers that regularly play Ryze? I've been trying to get better at him, and while I can do his combos right and do decent in teamfights I'm still having problems with laning.
How are you guys doing on snowdown chests?
Hate to said it, but the enemy team going to win.
pointless garbage moneysink shit
just buy the skin you need
Playing arams in euw to level up, anyone care to join?
Cait is fucking boring
Ez can be fun but since he's all about landing skillshots he isn't your typical adc.
You forgot the highest tier
Every Karma skin, except maybe the new winter one, is worse than the redesigned default Karma
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>You'll only regret it user.
I know I will but I am a weak man.
How come Riot does skins and certain champions so tempting even when you know you will probably never play them.
kek at your life
well fucked up the´re
>Akali roams top and kills Riven
>Riven immediately flips her shit and throws herself down mid and ints
>I take their top inhib at thirteen minutes
>nobody tries to stop me until I start on their nexus turret
>she goes full angry edgelord in the chat
>we win at just 17:32
Been a while since I played against or with a stereotypical Riven player. That was hilarious
Also I wish bronzies would stop insisting that Camille is a jungler. It worked in our favor this time, but its still getting old
Sauce/uncensored?
eyosongive
>Get 4 assists in lane, your adc has 4 kills, even though the matchup was awfully one-sided in their favour
>Lose the game anyway no matter how ahead you are because your team has a fucking RENEKTON JUNGLE who built devourer and then wasted 1500g to sell it and buy cinderhulk instead
There are things that happen in Diamond elo and not below
Ekko support?
Or Akali?
>pick darius
>enemy jungle kled is feeding
>im 3-1, this is a minute or so before they can surrender, entire team is fed and we have LB and Kha'zix so its just rape incarnate for them
>im chillin top
>decide to fuck with kled because he's screeching in all chat about feeders
>even though he's 1-6
>wait for him to finish red
>q steal it from the brush and assrape him
>his entire team had just looked for me when i shoved in top
>they didnt find me before I did though
>because nobody expects you to be autistic enough to sit in a brush for the sake of stealing 100g and a useless buff at that stage of the game to sacrifice 2 whole levels and like 30 cs
sometimes toplane can be fun.
Ekko
>no qt spider waifu champion
L-Lolbaboons?
>Lux or Brand "support" every other game
>Not a sightstone or exhaust to be seen.
I sure love autofill.
>Runeterra,magic earth
>Only has mages,no witches
I sure love see this post a dozen times every thread
>Enter blind mode
>Say top first
>Someone else says top after me and insta locks
>I pick my champ and lock
>Thresh says "Jayce stop trolling pls"
So I'm trolling cause I go on the lane that I called first. Gotta love this cancerous community.
tfw vladfag will never peg you while cosplaying vayne
So how's Gragas right now, dogshit, right?
>playing blind pick
You have only yourself to blame
I guess he does have CC
Bronze is quite entertaining with their picks
Elise?? More sexy than cute but still.
>what is lissandra
the people that play him usually are. a good gragas is like a quality /lolg/ post.
eunefag pls move to a real server
>isn't cute
>barely even a spider
>has to slut it up for desparate waifufags