Coming out of Wal-Mart

>coming out of Wal-Mart
>this smug bastard is slashing your tires
What do you do?

i don't own a mercedes benz though

Impossibru, I drive toyota

I'd kill anyone with a tire iron if I caught then slashing my tires.

>Be me
>Never shop Walmart
>I don't drive a Mercedes

I have no face.
Scotty is my hero

You wouldn't do shit, take your murder fantasies back to /k/

Laugh, because that POS 25 year old Celica isn't mine.

take a long hard look at my life choices and wonder how it came down to being a Walmart shopper.

I'd start crying and ask him to stop bullying my car

ITS TIME FOR THE SCOTTY KILMER CHANNEL

TODAY I'M GONNA SHOW YA HOW TO SLASH THIS FAGGOTS TIRES

My car is literally the only reason I didn't kill myself years. You get your ass I'd beat someone senseless for vandalizing it.
Also, fuck k.

You say you would but you wouldn't do anything. I'd beat someone's ass, yeah, but not fucking murder them.

"Thank you Madam President"

Scotty would fuck you both up. Don't kid yourselves.

>it's a Scotty goes on a tirade against the Jews episode

BEGONE SCOTTY

GO BACK WHENCE YOU CAME

yell as loud as i can:
>FFFFFFUCKIN' REV UP YER ENGINE FAGGAMUFFIN!

"Come here, you little faggot!"

Thanks Scotty.

NOT THE MONEY PIT

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Thanks scotty

>defending your property
>murder

Hi Euroclown

>Also, fuck k.
wew

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

put compression fittings on his brake lines

>murder
>wrong

overpopulation yo

where's your sense of progressive earth-friendliness

I'd rev up my engines and fuck him in the poop chute with my compression brake fitting.

Thanks Scotty

Scotty wouldn't do some nig shit like that, so....not worry.
This was funny as fuck though, read it in his voice and everything. Can hear his background music now

1. I don't shop at Wal-Mart, so it's someone else's car.
2. If it's a Mercedes, I might just help him out - the son of a bitch who owns the thing probably deserves it, and the tire replacement and rotation puts a little money into the local economy. What's not to like?

take pics/video and call the cops

Heh, the fuck you're gonna do now?

Sprint up and kick/knee him in the head followed by beating until he's out cold then run his fucking leg over with the flat because I JUST REPLACED MY TIRE

Thanks Scotty

Rev my engine and blow out the old fucks eardrums.


>open header 502 big block

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REV UP YOUR ENGINES!

>constantly pokes toward camera while slashing.

Thanks Scotty

I wonder how strong he is...no homo, just wondering..

U f0king wot m8

are wal-mart parking lots a warzone? What's up with tire slashing and keying

>implying I don't own a Mercedes Benz
>implying some jealous NEET an/o/n didn't slash my tyres previously after getting BTFO at the local bench racing strip
>implying Scotty wasn't there repairing them with an OBD2 diagnosis
"these new Mercedes Benz tyres don't even have dipsticks to check pressure! How ridiculous is that?"
>implying I'm not currently revving up my engines with freshly repaired and serviced tyres basking in an/o/n's ass pain

>S-scotty a-are you okay?
Lmao

>he wouldn't commit murder for his car
lol
elevate your mental state faggot

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>somebody hating on /k/
Well that's a first

>that's a first

It's quite common. They're called Europeans.

tell him he cuts tires better than he cuts his videos.

...

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>record him slashing the tires
>he sees me, runs away
>call the cops, show them the video
>he goes to jail for vandalizing someones property
>Get new tires
>Veeky Forums commits Sudoku because no Scotty

thanks scotty

Thanks, Scotty!

RIP arm

Talk about a Blow Job!!

Don't worry, user. We'd still get videos from him teaching us how to shank somebody in prison with an off-brand toothbrush.

Thanks Scotty!!