Why is the Golf R the only 3 door hothatch with AWD?

Why is the Golf R the only 3 door hothatch with AWD?

Why isn't there a less overpriced alternative to the Golf R?

Buy a highly restored volksvagon

Or a jetta

It will jet u

Not a 3 door

The WRX would also be perfect if it was 3 door

5 door hatchbacks don't count as hothatches imo desu senpai

What about a pissata?

wut

> Haldex
> AWD

Try again, mate

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Beautiful, now give it the hatchback of the WRX and I'll buy it.

>tfw my perfect car will never exist

Hatchbacks that also hide the rear door handles so it looks like a coupe are acceptable, like the Chevrolet Sonic and Acura ZDX. Sonic is fwd though.

Only problem with the ZDX is it's ugly and only comes in autotragic

>wanting a faggy hatchbach instead of a glorious coupe
How is life with two X chromosomes ?

Hatchbacks have more space in the back for having sex with your gf

Not that you would know :^)

>tfw he can't even have sex in his girlmobile

Get a fucking twingo and lay down the seats to have sex with your boyfriends you faggots

twingo is sure fire open legs

With other men

well, whichever

Turbo SX4 AWD if you can live with 4 doors.

>ford focus RS
>seat cupra

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>not 3 door
>not available in north america

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