/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
Discord: discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

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steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
discord.gg/gxGqKkH
twitch
steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
f-list.net/c/ilexa/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Sick patchu

>including a discord and meme group link
stop making ops

I wish Sing would wake up and stream already otherwise I might actually have to play Dota

friendly reminder dota's best years are behind us

There's a discord? Can I post my dota porn in it?

>Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
>Discord: discord.gg/gxGqKkH

bros how do i block twitch ads? ublock and adblock dont work anymore and the ads keep crashing my tab.

Nice patch, dotards.

No pol posting allowed below the DUCK!

Why don't we have a radiant and dire hero split anymore?
Wouldn't it be easier if icefrog balanced around that?

Globalism is trash

>Enemy SF has shadow blade, dragon lance, aghs, an ulti orb, and treads at 27 minutes with 8 kills and 3 deaths
What the fuck

uBlock origin works fine for me

>no one ever recorded this

Damn shame, that shit was legendary

Nice game related discussion, dotards.

How come no dotards can explain this? twitch tv/merlinidota/v/108123164?t=06h41m45s

Stop (command)

im sure someone does but will never appear

>adblock dont work anymore

What?

I'm using AdBlock Plus on Chrome and I haven't seen an ad on any website in a very long time.

Using any extra 3rd party filters in particular?
I still get ads on Twitch.

should have warded his jungle

>America's top player is Syed Sumail Hassan
>Europe's top player is named Amer Al-Barqawi
>South East Asia's top player is named Abed Azel Yusop
>Dota 2's lead developer is named Abdul Ismail
>/d2g/'s top shitposters complaining about muslims in the general of a game developed by a muslim whose top players are muslim

Really doesn't make me think.

use livestreamer

Use livestreamer

But then you don't get Twitch chat.

twitch tv 64kb

underage drinking tranny 1 mmr

but europe's top player is named jesse vainikka and america's top player is named mason venne?

Why would you want Twitch chat when you have /d2g/? Same thing but with less spam.

>Techies' Suicide squad, Attack! got replaced

Twitch chat is better than /d2g/

MEMES!

consider suicide

Contemplate self destruction

post more dota ducks

I was about to neck myself but then I saw I saw rtz was streaming for the boys.

actually i believe he is doing it for the money

why dont you just get a dota gf user?

Stop :C ur pushing me over the edge.

The don't exist in the U.S, I would have to settle for a LoL or a HotS gf.

>settle
Stop making fun of me. How do I settle when I don't have options?
I really want to impregnate someone but I can't find anyone willing and especially not in dota.

>I really want to impregnate someone but I can't find anyone willing

That's why rape exists, user.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

I've just read the entire patch notes and I spent the entire time repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around in my chair in the sofa for the last 10 minutes it was so painful.

i wish crystal maiden sucked on my nipples

were you literally shaking

me too I was literally shaking

can visage's familiars lifesteal?

>2 hour game
>win
>their monkey king calls me noob for picking sniper
wew

I had to lynch a few niggers because of how mad I was.

yes

Ilexa is going to sleep. Wish her goodnight!

steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/

>tfw cute Asian gf who is going to inherit millions of dollars once a family member dies in a few months
>she's proven it substantially so I'm not getting catfished
>is also from a wealthy family

Living the dream to be honest family.

the problem is you can't block twitch ads while using HTML5 player

Remember anons, if somebody picks Monkey King instalock Bloodseeker! The hero shits on MK!

Thanks and have fun dotards!

>inherits millions of dollars
>dumps your weeb ass
>marries chad gookcock

lol BTFO

Oi! You!
Yer havin a laff!
Yer havin a giraffe!
A bubble bath!
A wizard's
STAUFF

>CLICK HERO
>CLICK THE VIEW HERO BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF THE HERO'S PORTRAIT

>IT SHOWS YOU YOUR HERO REGARDLESS OF WHAT HERO YOU WERE TRYING TO INSPECT

NICE
PATCH
DOTARDS

VALVE EVEN BROKE THEIR SHITTY HAT VIEWING MECHANIC THAT NOBODY WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE

nate you massive attention whoring faggot glad to see you haven't left us after all

How? All the monkey has to do is ult right after getting Ruptured and Bloodseeker would be walking into a death trap if he engages.

>literally isn't interested in men from her own country because of their Asian values
>is obsessed with me and keeps sending me gifts

Stay jelly my man.

fixed it

I used to pretend to be a rich girl on WoW. I """DATED""" this guy for like six months and then he bought me a 3000 gold soulbound ring. I accepted it and immediately ignored all his characters, and reported him when he kept making new ones to whisper me with.

You're getting fooled. Probably by me.

congrats he blew the ult on a bloodseeker

the ape cant jump around, you have a silence so he cant expand your dong, you can chase him and when you get a basher you can actually manfight him

but most importantly the rupture allows you to kite a normally unkiteable hero

That's not how you fix it, dotard.

This is!

>she wont eventually dump me when she finds something better
>because she loves me!!!

I'm gonna assume this is your first girlfriend. Please don't kill yourself when she dumps you, dude.

12 mins in and this happens

>Nature's Prophets Treants now have magic resistance similar to neutral Ancients
Is this a better 25 talent?

I... ok

>test it
>it works
>but it's a shit gold investment on visage

oh well time for my regular 7.00 meme meta

>You're getting fooled.

I'm really not, she's showed me legal documents about the inheritance, has sent me gifts when I've sent her nothing, I've seen her on cam and pictures of her at expensive resorts her family takes her to.

So if she's 'tricking me' she's not really getting any benefit out of it at this point.

She's super lonely and has clung onto me hard, I very much doubt she's going to dump me.

But if it helps you not be jealous then okay.

>Three (3) Muslim terrorist attacks, two in yurope

>Leftists BTFOed. Veeky Forums confirmed an alt-right board

We just keep winning my coposters

does it stop them getting killed in one cleave hit?

>does it stop them getting killed in one cleave hit?
no, they are just like europeons in this regard.

fuck dota 2

There is zero discernible difference between Veeky Forums and Reddit.

Or Veeky Forums and twitch

LMAO

wew lad

/d2g/ is just one large organised private Twitch chatroom.

Veeky Forums has more people being edgy or having 'shocking' opinions because 'lul anonymous xD' / not being held accountable for that they say.

Reddit uses more stale maymays, but is generally much better for actual discussion about the game.

Veeky Forums becomes twitch chat during e-sports.

brutal

How do you watch vods on Livestreamer?

dang

t. janitor

is there an uncropped ver?

Yes, yes there is.

You can find it here:
f-list.net/c/ilexa/

>That last image
that shit ain't right

>they STILL haven't fixed the performance

nice fps dotards

Veeky Forums was good before it became sjws vs stormfronters.

/n/ and /new/ were never as shit as /pol/.

Anyway, /d2g/ isn't as bad as r/dota2. r/dota2 is literally filled with support players that want to turn dota into League and think valve are great no matter what bad decision they make.

When they complain about the HUD their posts are literally 'Wow valve I think the patch is absolutely amazing and everything but there is a teeny weeny problem with this HUD, it's about as small as my cock, hahahaha!' with 1000 upvotes.

Whatever dude, it's all fixed now anyways.

>enemy farming a wave
>cast living armor on a creep
who else /devilish/ here?

amy monkay king niggers here? i'm kick yer arses

Nice new hero Dotards

a hero falls in battle

what's wrong with /n/ - transportation

THat's probably the worst one i've seen..

>Techies get +120 Gold/Min welfare talent

balance mnpkeee ceeng

nothing

Was the original news board that moot deleted because of excess shitposting that eventually spread all over the site.

When's the last time Bantry streamed?