Pull up next to a fancy Audi A4 at a stop light driving pic related

>pull up next to a fancy Audi A4 at a stop light driving pic related
>Audi steps on the gas at the green light and so do I
>leave it in the dust
Every fucking time. The first time I did it I could hardly believe it and I burst out laughing at the apparent ridiculousness of the situation. It's the Volvo powered 2.0, to be fair though. I now do it every time the opportunity arises, it's a great sleeper.

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>ricers

>ricers
It comes with the Volvo engine, I didn't swap it. Renault calls it "N7Q".
Also the pick-up is hilarious for such a big car (about 3000 lbs)

>French girls carrying the glorious Swedish seed
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah, when I went to France during my Erasmus and cucked the Frenchmen several times. I made a few Lagunas, so to speak :^)

>things that never happened: the post
>projecting
>tripfag
kys
Not my fault you're raising Pierre's son, cuck

>being this mad
I'm sorry you had to be a frog. Stay assmad.
Enjoy prepping Sven before he creampies Marie, cuck.

>a4
>fancy

Are you poor?

Leasing passenger cars isn't possible here, so Audis are actually driven by the rich.
Also it was a late model one.

>projecting
Shouldn't you be prepping Achmed?

>a fucking frog
Shouldn't you be trying to not get ran over by Muhammad, Jean Claude?

>Not a biturbo v6
In the trash it goes

>not a screaming i5
>not N/A

>minitel

nice touch

Lagunas don't come with a biturbo V6, that's a Safrane. There's V6 Lagunas but they're NA as far as I know.

>complimenting a namefag
Ignore him, eventually he'll go away

>Swedish bull
Oh please. Swedes are cucked by design. All of Scandinavia really. Even in Norse mythology, Freya the goddess of sex has a husband Odr who is conveniently absent as she services the jotnar on a daily basis.

Don't think Syrians don't know this as they make a beeline straight for Elsa

And /pol/tards wonder why everyone hates them. So fucking obnoxious.

When did i say it's a laguna?

You brought it up in a laguna thread

>putting namefags in their place makes me a /pol/tard
jeez, I hate nu Veeky Forums

>t. assmad frog fangirl
Stay btfo

>SAAB or Volvo have never won Le Mans

>deflecting
Stay btfo, dumb cuck

Ok, that's fair enough. My bad. In Australia, pretty much anyone with a full time job can have an a4.

Don't deny your destiny, Sven. Your own mythology knows you're all cucked. :^)

keep projecting and stay mad

I wish BMW and Ford won a few more times instead of Porsche always

It's funny because you're swedish

I fucked 10 times as many white girls as you did on my trip to sweden, cuckboi. You're getting colonized by black seed daily and your country will turn brown in a matter of decades :,)

i don't get how better is it to the F4R it' almost the same engine and their both great

>swecuck calling any other nation men cuck

meanwhile at home jamal culturally enriches your wife while the """"police"""" dont want to be labelled racist for lashing out against him

>it' almost the same engine
how so lol?
I mean they have similar displacement, power and torque, and the same number of valves, but so does the 2.0 from PSA.

Assmad frogs detected. SD will come to power and there's nothing you can do about it.

>SD will come to power
>implying you aren't way past the point of no return in terms of cuckery

this was a well made wojack

It's almost like he was baiting. Also sage.

>if you point out that Sweden's cuckoldry is a meme perpetuated by jealous central and wester Europeans who are actually the cucks you're baiting
Nice try, Hans. How's your wife's turkish son doing?

mods shut these guys up this is not pol.


MODDDDSSSSS

Cool story bro. Tell the truth, the Audi smoked you.

t. assmad VAG fangirl

>t. anally fixated closet homo

its ok.

>quote arrows
Are you saying that besides being a VAG fangirl you're an anally fixated closet homo?
BTW I actually smoked the Audi. Haven't been able to smoke those Kompressors though.

>I might've made a few mistakes.
hahahaha

> watching europeans fight
Thanks for teaching me more about intra-european relations

by kompressors u mean mercs? those with blended rear lights?

how reliable is the rena?

it makes us tougher

>implying it isn't a bunch of burgers who believe they're swedish (french) because a great grandfather of them was swedish (french)

What did he mean by this?
Yeah the C200 kompressor and the CLC220

i admit you are pretty ballsy going for races with your 2.0 box

kompressor you say?

>pic is me looking at you while you shift around desperately

just kidding, you did good smoking the audi

>doesn't know that Sweden imports more refugees and immigrants than any other EU member

I'm disappointed, Sven. Too bad you can't be more educated like your Finnish brothers.

Volvo isn't even good anymore.

>how reliable is the rena?
Forgot to address this. It's pretty issue-free provided you do routine maintenance and take care of the car in general.
It's not like we're racing for money lol
lol, would probably race one of those just for the lulz. I'd likely get smoked though. If I ever manage to beat some guy in an AMG I'll brag about it for posterity, kek. I'm hoping I find one of those rich guys who are actually shit at driving, but they are autos so it will be harder unless they leave the transmission in economy mode or whatever.

raced any bmw series 3 or 5 ?

E39 46?

i wont even waste my time on your first 2 lines

>Volvo isn't even good anymore.

Pic related. Stay btfo.

>i wont even waste my time on your first 2 lines
C U C K E D

Only a 323i autotragic once, almost beat it.

More rapefugees enter Germany and France illegally. And I proved to you that Volvo is still going strong. Stay btfo.

It's pretty easy to avoid the Ahmeds, they either can't reach 25 km/h on their PSG-branded scooters or lost their licence speeding in the city in a barely maintained BMW

>or lost their licence speeding in the city in a barely maintained BMW
>implying they don't drive unlicensed anyways

>doesn't know Sweden takes on the most refugees per capita than any EU state
>picture of pigfat luxobarge that you don't own
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_YCC

typing "btfo" doesn't stop you from cucked all the way to virginity

This has to be the worst thread of the week. Congratulations.

Good point actually.
>tfw passing next to Fahrid and his crew stopped by one of these

teeroo reeroo teeroo ree roo

WOooOOoOOooOOoOOoOOoOO

You can blame Sven who refuses to sage

I love 308s

>ree
France and Peugeot confirmed for being blessed by Kek

>green le pen
I'd hit that tbqh

>biturbo
Twin/Sequential turbo*

So biturbo

>Volvo isn't even good anymore.

Why? Because they make cars that you cant afford?

In 15 years F30 BMW's and V90's are going to be jerked over by Veeky Forums

>In 15 years F30 BMW's and V90's are going to be jerked over by Veeky Forums
Indeed, someone should cap this for posterity

That's because the demographic of Veeky Forums will change you fucking retard

>pull up next to a Renault Laguna at a stop light
>pull away with class and panache aka torque, Laguna guns it
>Laguna pulls ahead at full throttle, immediately jams on the brakes for another red light and looks like an idiot

I beat an A4 in my 02 WRX running about half boost lol

No, because it's true. Volvo used to mean reliable, now they're all expected to be garage queens with the reliability of BMWs.

>Veeky Forums fag for 4+ years
>finally get license and mom gives me her pegout 206 75hp to drive
>drive like a mad cunt
>outrun cars with 3 times the horses I have by cornering twice as fast as them
>some retard in his e46 and another s class overtake me after trying for 15 minutes
>go into lane for left turn only overtake them both and leave them in the dust
I love my piju

>Buy a bike for $3k
>Smoke anything that has ever tried to launch off the lights

>Driving my nice new A4 3.0TDI
>Pull up at a stop light, watch to my right and see an old rusty Laguna shitbox with a fat neckbeard giving me the stare
>Lights turns green, just give it a little gas and let the 272hp diesel do the rest
>Hear on my side the shitty Renault giving all it has with its shitty rusted exhaust, fucking creep thinks he's a F1 driver or something
>Laugh my ass when I see him slaming on the brakes at the next stop light while I go on my merry way

>posting a gay asian means you have attitude

>all this projection
>making excuses for the lack of performance of your german shit
>implying there's diesel passenger cars newer than 2007 in this country besides taxis
>implying we don't have a green wave
>posting le reddit jap
top kek

...

>look mom i posted it again

niceme.me

4+ years wow

>pegout 206 75hp
With great power comes great responsibility.

they have similar stroke and bore similar too
they both produce 140 hp around 6000-5500 Rpm
expect the F4R as been used with power output around 200 hp NA in other cars

her sister is better

>Renault/Peugeot will never be good ever again
>Ruin Nissan to the point of no return
fuck

renault relaunch sport's cars brand next year (alpine)
they both make sporty hot hatches and comfy sedan (and both as gone better in overall quality)
nissan makes money build the R35 and the 350-370Z since renault bought them out so
it's a win win win dude

>t. Ghosn
Don't you dare make an Alpine SUV.

>his sister
You mean her niece?

Yeah but one is a detuned Volvo made in Sweden. I specifically looked for the Volvo when I bought it, I think they make more reliable stuff.

they dont work in the same time. it equals to 1 turbo but better response.

> Swedish

How can you even admit that your Swedish? Thats like the pinnacle of cuckery...

B9 a4s hit 60 in 5.2 seconds.
That's fucking incredible for an entry level luxury sedan, while still handling really well. (Barring at the limit understeer)
Makes you think

Looks a bit like Paris Geller from Gilmore Girls

I'd say being ashamed of your nationality is the pinnacle of cuckery. I'm Swedish and proud.

demographic of cheap cars yeah

but it's for the money (it's already planned sadly)
yeah
the F4R as a pretty good rep too
but i guess there s not a lot to go wrong on these engine

What's wrong with an Alpine SUV? It would be awesome. Don't you like LM002s? The idea of having a SUV with sports car guts is very attractive to me.

Pretty sure being proud to be a cuck is the pinacle of cuckery...