Walking out of goodwilll

>walking out of goodwilll
>this asswipe is stealing your brand new tires
What do you do?

rev up my engine

>walking out of goodwilll
>see youtube fag fucking with car
>What do you do?
>walking out of goodwilll

pull the aids indicted rig from my jacket pocket and jab him in the neck and shout
"I STOLE DHAT FUCKN CAR MYSELF, DON' FUK WIT IT FGOT!"

Scare him away by flashing a mercedes badge

The joke here is that anyone who shops at goodwill has AIDS, is uneducated and homophobic.

First post, best post

unsubscribe his channel

suck his dick

>has AIDS
>homophobic

Something just isn't adding up here guys.

Jokes on him

>DUNLOOOOOOOP

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BEGONE SCOTTY

Is he a faggot? I mean he has that fucking face.

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he has the voice too. obnoxious it is

I spray him Mercedes juice, then watch how he burns.

wonder how the hell he managed to take the tires off the wheels without moving the car or getting caught on camera


the goodwill is like 2 blocks away why the hell would i drive there

ALL I NEED IS REVS

>indicted

this, he makes himself sound like a clown so i can't watch his videos

>stealing tires
Film him doing it, send it to the cops, they arrest him, gets shanked in prison. Veeky Forums dies.

>aids
>homophobic

what the fuck are you on

I would fuck up Scotty for no reason desu.

slap his gf's ass

What part of the car is this extracted from? Coolant? Gas?

blinkers

>Parking in a Goodwill parking lot.

Ishygddt

This happened to a couple guys I know.
>guy shows up to grocery store and sees a thief taking wheels off his buddy's truck
>goes into store to get buddy
>buddy who spotted thief first has been through police academy
>they follow thief till cops pull over the thief
>911 tried getting them to stop chasing the thief
>continuing the chase was the only way to force our sucky cops to do their job

Kick the floor jack out and let my fender do the rest.

>walking out of goodwill
>am nigger

Smack him across the forehead with my 18" dick and make him gargle my balls

He said rig, so it was implied that the main protagonist is a junkie, and needle exchange is how he ended up with the HIV/AIDS virus

The biggest homophobes secretly take the dick on the sly

Headlight fluid.

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>What do you do?
Kick its ass (gender is indeterminate).