/owg/ - Overwatch General

The worst thing to come out of this will be the yuri shitposters

Where did it all go wrong for Jesse?

;_;

Mercy!

How do we even know he's Canadian?

Too late bud, Tracer is the essential LGBT character that Blizzard promised

I don't like fatties

Why blizzard why?! Why did you have to make her a fucking dyke. And your next hero is gonna be a nigger again. Wtf.
Overwatch = Tumblr the game

>First tracer lewd to exist was straight
>Now tracer is gay

Time flies

can someone draw some porn to really rub it into shippers faces bonus points if it's clear it's her actual dad

From previous thread
So now the real question is
who are the others?

Truly the easiest way to separate retards and there money.

Pharah is having a dinner with her father and not her boyfriend

>slutty loose sweater
>no bra
>tight yoga pants

Tracer sure knows how to keep them ready for a fuck.

ITT: radical centrists have no arguments

seems desperate, is overwatch really doing as bad as people say?

i have good news 4 u, user

I need healing!

Did Blizzard finally announce who the gay character is, or all of you just pre-shitting yourselves into an epic rage over absolutely nothing?

>canadian flag on the tv for a hockey game
>that must mean Pharah's dad is canadian

do you people think

I-I want to stand over him and smile while he sleeps!

this nigga....

BASED Junkrat is still a pure heterosexual God

How fucking mad are you, Tumblr?

>tfw the comic only adds evidence to this being confirmed

We're winning friends!

>tfw you are still winning
>you're always winning

Tracer kissed her girlfriend

Woohoo guys we did it

Right here

Reminder that not only is Tracer a homosex, she is also getting B L A C K E D

There is one single gay character so far, and the majority of Earth's population is not white so characters of other ethnicities should be expected. Stop taking shit so seriously.

>High cut dress and pauldrons
user p-please..

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>No buffs in the latest patch

This is suffering

by people you mean /v/

Purest girl!

Hana still single!

>beard
Let me rephrase:
C U T E
T W I N K
H E R O
W H E N
B L I Z Z A R D
?
And no, Genji does not count considering that 90% of his body is burnt to a crisp. And he probably has no dick either.

Pharah's having dinner with her "dad", but Ana's having dinner with her real dad.

Is anyone else's game loading? Hardly anything loads for me, autokicks out just in training mode

Never.

Best guys are muscular and hairy.

i dont go to /v/ and people say it here

>Did Blizzard finally announce who the gay character is, or all of you just pre-shitting yourselves into an epic rage over absolutely nothing?
Tracer has a gf and she kissed her in the christmas comic

>Canadian news broadcast
>On what is likely an Egyptian TV
Calling it now. This is a subtle hint that the next announced champ will be a Canadian.

GREAT WHITE NORTH COMIN' AT'CHA

>wooooooow 2 black characters (oh wait i mean 3 because winston hahahaha monkey funny joke xDDDD) and 1 gay one the game is LITERALLY fucking ruined now fucking cuck nu-male SJW ((((((((shit))))))))
I swear you /pol/tards are infinitely more annoying and pathetic than the dreaded SJWs you hate

Only thing I give a shit about from this shitshow of a comic is more Ana and 76. Best grandparents.

McCree is a top

Consult More realistically:
>Potentially gay/bisexual guys
Soldier 76
Lucio
>Potentially (additional) gay/bisexual gals
D.Va
>Potentially trans characters
Probably none since afaik none have been promised, and if we did get one I feel they'd be a new character.

>married
>took the D
>pure

...

It's her boyfriend's father

>Lucio
>Cute
At least post junk or something

Sorry to break it to you but she's getting BLACKED

What's her Christmas stream like?

BEST GIRL
LOYAL
FAITHFUL
DESPITE BEING NEUROLOGICALLY DRAINED OF ALL EMOTION STILL PAYS RESPECTS TO HER FALLEN HUSBAND

THE MOST PURE OF WAIFUS

>you will never be this delusional

i think it's time you find a new hobby

Only thing Hana loves is money

good taste
Also was that Rein's children or Torbs children he was reading to?

...this??

What are your theories about the lore?

What is Talons goal?

Does Sombra know what started the omnic crisis?

Who has the best ass? And why is it Zarya

How long until the next new map is released? What about Hero?

The 'people' who like this Tracer reveal
>Called Sony sexist for not having a woman on for the 1 hour PS4 reveal conference
>Called Ubisoft Sexist for not having one of the 4 Assassins in Unity be a woman (despite having done a black woman MC prior) and called the game shit before it was out (even though it was)
>Helped Zoe Quinn, a woman who made HTML files, called it a game, slept with people in game journalism and then abused the suicide of Robin Williams get to the United Nations
You're siding with literal insane asylum rejects who traded men in white coats with men in white armor.

RIO'D

>more realistically

got more evidence of happening in this comic, it's not a matter of if, it's when

literally not happening

deal with it

NO

Lucio is GAY

>Gaycer
w-when did this happen?
Tracer was mai waifu.....

Torb's 8 children

Can we get Tracer's booty back now please?

>76 gay
>hanging out with his Egyptian waifu during Christmas while looking at a picture of what is probably him and his son.

You guys just won't let up.

>1 gay out of 23
>10 out off 23 are white (meaning half when you remove two robots and a monkey)

lmao I love Veeky Forums

Even when doing good Overwatch is desperate, just look at how they did the free weekend when that game by Gearbox was coming out,

Ana, JaCA, Gabe and Amelie gave me the feels. Most relatable characters in the game.

>no smugberry to cuddle and keep warm at night during the cold winter

For the veteran from the last thread, incase you switched up threads

God I hate shipping

Who gives a fuck

Why don't they just retire?

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Blizz confirmed all of them are Torb's kids.

Reinhardt is still on the market.

>D.Va
She'd be bisexual just by virtue of being a 19 year old born in the 21st century.

Straight white men are absolutely terrified of anything that's not them. They think equality means they lose their rights and priviledges, they're convinced everyone else is actively trying to destroy them, and their "my lack of melanin means God personally chose me as the pinnacle of humanity" mindset is easily shaken and fractured.

>>hanging out with his Egyptian waifu during Christmas while looking at a picture of what is probably him and his son.
He's "hanging out with her" because they're both wanted criminals according to the state.

yea, /v/ tards

it must have worked since battleborn flopped hard

I love this ship. I hope it doesn't go the same way as my other favorite ship: GenjiXTracer

>delusional
You mean you can't read?
You mean you don't believe what ALMIGHTY GOD CHU has said?

Sounds like you're the delusional one here pal. But I won't judge, kek.

>We could have had this group of handsome and attractive individuals
>Instead we get a limey dyke and her monkey

You blew it blizzard

Come on, let 80% of the male heroes match that description. Toss my dick a bone once in a while, why don'tcha Blizzard?

Torb's. Blizzard confirmed on their Twitter.

That could be Jack's son, we don't know.

DROPPED.
I fucking hate yurishit so goddamn.

I defended Blizzard on /v/ many a time saying that the >SJW game
meme was just jumping to conclusions.

But at last I truly see. I was wrong.
Normalizing homosexuality is the last fucking straw.

I'm glad Russia's LGBT laws banned this fucking fag propoganda rag.

>pandering to degenerates
ITS OK WHEN BLIZZARD DOES IT

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>JaCA
Wtf autocorrect. Meant Jack, obviously.

Doomfist when?

Reminder that winston is pure ;-;

Let me get a sexy muscle support hero first and I'll let you have 2 twinks.

Deal?

>Letting a character being in a canonical relationship get in the way of your waifu-ism
Your resolve is weak.