You will never have a harem

Porn.

holy shit, you're like those retards who spout that "god made adam and eve not adam and steve ok" line.

the best fuck's i've had are from chicks who knew what the fuck they were doing. if you want a pure widdle waifu because you don't want her to have any frame of reference to compare your pisspoor fuckskillz with, that's a you problem and not a me problem, bru.

>muh pure women

Confirmed for having zero interaction with women in the real world.

If you had the choice between a new pair of women's underwear or a used one, which one would you pick?

One thing I've noticed, is that when guys express a preference for women with a low count, the people who oppose him are ass butthurt as stoners when people say smoking is bad.

Like there are so many sluts to go around. Why do they feel the need to argue in favor of the sluts so vehemently? I mean, we all know the reason, but come on.

Wizard Detected

sex tourism my nigga

Depends. Is she a clueless virgin or did she have training?

I honestly don't give a fuck

It's just one of the Veeky Forums things I don't understand at all.

Like Antisemitism

>pure one with training
just like my hentai games

they do it to be contrarian faggots, as is what the answer usually is for Veeky Forums

general populace likes virgins and slutshaming so channers praise skanks because that's the only type of girl they've been able to get that far with in life

Why can't I have both? Or why can't I say "fuck you" to your cokes and get a Sprite instead? Freedom of choice isn't strictly binary.

>calling a guy a cuck is the same as expressing a preference
>i was only joking bro, can't you take a joke bro?

you

wait, what alternative reality version of Veeky Forums are you referring to, because all i see are hostile alt-right dorks around here.

the alt-right dorks are literally tumblr tier. cut from the same pasty, "safe-space", triggered cloth.

What would one even do with it anyway?
I'm serious. You can't really fuck even two women at once, nor really in succession.
A harem is optimized for bearing children, not for actual pleasure.

When I think about a Harem I finally understand communism. I really do. It offends the common man when some have so much and others so little or nothing, it hurts so much, that they are willing to support a genocidal system that they know it doesn't work and it will be bad for them too, if this means it that they will get some revenge, even if just a little, on the men that offended them.

nice answer, but:

> house women separately, so no synching up nor bitchiness
> give them jobs in the palace, like "elementary school teacher", "flower arranger", and "palace receptionist" so they're not totally bored
> having many kids is part of the point of having a harem; put all kids on a small 20-year stipend and keep the ones that make something of themselves
> rotating door system so you never get bored; put every lady on a renewable 3-year contact or something

Now I can't help but imagine a modern harem run like a modern business, complete with board executives and a HR department.

Well no shit. When you have nothing and some other man has all the things, if you're willing to slaughter him and anyone else who gets in your way, you might get some things. If you just become a wage cuck, you won't. This is how evolution works. Serial killer supreme gentlemen are totally natural.

But I do, it's just not 3D.

Bitch please, we will live to see the age of AI waifus.

By having a gf

:^)

Boys don't count

Asking the real question here

You're more likely to have a harem today than any other point in history. For the last 6,000 years the average joe got 0-1 piece of ads his whole life. Now if you're in the top 20% of men you can fuck just about as many women as you can handle

How many girls? Are they qt? Where are they all from?

this man is a living proof that you can have one

>no one can answer me

3 girls pegging you at once

>3

there are so many things i would do with my harem. think outside the box. sex life doesnt have to be only about in and out penetration

Then name some.

>you will never regularly pound fresh poon taken from the villagers who somehow cobbled together a good looking daughter

>after a few uses she gets pregnant

>set her and the bastard up in an apartment in the palace, educate the child and maybe grease a few palms to get him into the tradesmen guild he wants to be in

>dine with the mother a few times a year, teach her to read and write as well and perhaps offer her a small job educating your legitimate heirs when they're young

>both are free from the humdrum of life in a piss poor hamlet

>mother lives well into her 50's before dying quietly in her sleep

>bastard even visits your funeral with his own family now that he's a journeyman

>do this to about 50 women in your lifetime

Not a bad gig, I have to say.

put everything in my mouth. let them suck on every part of my body, watch them doing it on each other...

Harems are still being created today, just in different forms. For example, the origin of the Eurasian was to quell the hordes of Arab hordes still salivating over the sweet ivory skin they had been dneied since their white slaves died out.

With less testosterone than the white female and with less masculine features - the Arabs took greatly to this new 'white man's invention'.

They breed this abomination of nature daily now, since they have unfortunately got their hands on some new white slaves due to our civilsation crumbling. They prefer Eurasian boypussy over white women any day. Eurasians are like gold to these savages, because they know how utterly feminine and defenceless to are to any advance they make.

I have two Chinese girlfriends..

>How do you deal with this?
Suicide is clearly the only answer.

How creative.

I don't see women as objects for my entertainment and sex is overrated anyway, my current fiance doesn't put out until after marriage and I'm okay with that especially since the scumbags she was with prior to me left her with kids to take of.
So suck it up and get real.

>when I think about a harem I finally understand communism

This needs to be our banner

The lines between cuckoldry and trolling get blurrier every day.

This "my wife's son" meme is really getting out of hand

I'd prefer a harem comprised of muscly, burly, and manly men :33

I was born in a brothel, you get bored of it after a month or so, when I turned 16 my late dad's wife, who happens to be the co owner made an orgy in my honor. It was the best experience of my life but it kinda fucked me up in the long run, I'm extremely antisocial, paranoid and pretty much have 0 empathy and never been in a serious relationships. As my uncle loves to say, "Why care when there's molly right here." They want me to inherit the place and get more involved with the local hussle, mostly drug and smuggling shit. I'm secretly saving up to get away and try to start a normal life though.

Only he never called you a cuck, but somehow you projected that onto his post

You're raising someone else's child
unless you are mentally retarded, infertile or plain fucking ugly, you are literally being cucked mentally and physically in every sense of the word. Why? because the benefits of a woman do not outweigh the cost of maintaining a life, one which isn't even your own nor has any direct relation to you dumb dumb.

Raising another man's children is the biological definition of cuckoldry

I disagree with you guys, I get two kids that look up to me without the hassle of having to deal with a cranky pregnant women and changing diapers.
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So you'd rather take care of a child for 10,15 + years than get your own and deal with pregnancy, diaper changes for 1-2 years?

Get yourself a kid of your own already you retard.

Oh like you know what's good for you! Most retards, be them to the left or to the right (in your case I assume left) get stuck on idiotic ideas that won't improve their lives but that they must defend for ideology's sake.

You are a cuck.
That said I can respect it since both my father and my stepfather are cuck-a-doodle-doos and they are nice.
Honestly, I'd take care of someone elses children more for the kids than for the adults' sake.

My fiance is barren user, maybe she'll be okay with surrogacy down the line but for now she told me she can't accept a child she didn't give birth to herself as her own but I think she'll come around eventually.
Her kids see me as a hero man, and their bio dad is dead

listen, my heart tells me you're a good man
my head says you're a retard, so just get your own kid asap.

You mean becoming a philosopher?

>the alt-right dorks are literally tumblr tier. cut from the same pasty, "safe-space", triggered cloth.

I like to pretend that all the girls I've collected pics of, the gigs and gigs of pics and vids, are frozen in time and trapped by me in my virtual harem to gaze upon whenever I chose.

I long for the day of virtual reality/augmented reality porn to be absolute common place. You could literally create a virtual harem.

tinder
tinder is how i deal with this

this post is like the embodiment of a betafag.

>boohoo, i can't decide who to fuck.

gimme a break.

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10 times worse.

there are things about it he's not wrong about
providing basic human needs
dealing with women vitriol on boredom
child support

I guess you wouldn't give a fuck if you were filthy rich though

the amount of asshurt that picture has generated since its creation has never ceased to amaze me

Kill yourself normie

Your comic is misrepresenting what actually happened in this discussion.

Trips of wisdom

This is a perfectly achievable goal if you set out to accomplish it. You don't even have to be rich if you don't mind foreign trash.

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