League of Legends General -/lolg/

Uhhh the floaties don't wear them (Forecast Janna being the exception of "floats & wears heels")

Wtf I love Quinn now

you wish cux

xth for breast waifu

secondary xth for THE LIGHTBRINGEEEEEEEEEEER

third xth for ONE MORE GRAVE

fourth xth for THE MIGHT OF LOKFAR

fifth xth for HEAVY AND METAL

Fair enough. She probably is very vanilla.

I suppose her VA makes her more depraved than she really is.

>be me
>playing Blitzcrank in Ranked
>i hook a kennen into our entire team
>he gets down to nobody auto'd him
>fast forward 10 minutes
>our ww beats the kennen in a 1v1
>kennen zhonya's at 14 health
>warwick stands there
>cancels an auto, and misses an ability
>the kennen lived again
>fast forward another 20 minutes
>i hook/knockup their vayne
>our MF cancels her auto attack five times and dies to the vayne

i didn't think bronze could get any worse, but people don't even know how to autoattack.

xth for leagues biggest and best bust!

that artist makes her look so qt

kelsey moser is thicc af holg shittt

Which do I unlock first? Mordekaiser is a champ I already have, Lulu and Varus I have to save up about 3000 more IP for. Haven't really played any of them.

When is RIot going to make Cait and Vi a couple¡

>Enemy team has 3 Mountain Dragons
>Elder pops up, they start it
>Ghost in immediately since I know this will be the fight that decides the game-
>Forced to a last-second 180 as I realize NONE of my teammates are going in with me
>Enemy team takes Elder, moves straight to Baron, then wins game off that

How is it possible for people to be THIS retarded? For fucks sake we had a Kennen and a Sivir that should've been our moment to win.

King of clubs is arguably the best Morde skin.
The Varus skin is arguably the best Varus skin.
SG Lulu is garbage.

I'm going to unlock all of them eventually. I just want to know which one to do first.

But Ezreal isn't gay and doesn't have a thing for edgelords.

>tfw no one to talk to about BL or cute boys doing cute things anime or even things like hunter x hunter
I just remembered +Anima. I remember reading the first couple of chapters when I was a kid and my first real husbando was Husky. Now I'm going to finish the series for the first time.

What shows or novels are you guys watching / reading?

how do i make a postable webm from a snippet i just recorded?

>you haven't fapped to a sausage getting high off smoking a kazoo and walking through an inter dimensional gate
league'o legends

Go for Morde first then Varus.

even if he doesnt have a thing for edgelords he can still be gay

Results of Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums!

Boku Girl
Himegoto: Juukyuusai no Seifuku
Ookami Shounen wa Kyou mo Uso wo Kasaneru
Shishunki Bitter Change
Mayonaka no Cross Method
Ani ga Imouto de Imouto ga Ani de.
Ojojojo
High Score Girl
Only Sense Online
Tsurezure Children

>lel is on your team and he plays like a retard
>lel is on the enemy team and he actually tires
gee fucking whiz

lel said he was done playing "a childs card game" after the first 8 minutes, maybe he was still in game when he was on ur team?

you gonna order a cute school girl outfit to try on Weldo?

Do Sonas Sonas hurt her Sona back?

ign depression stop flaming people with less experience than u thanks

Who was he flaming?

mint its ok billy is a bully but he has good in his heart

me

bullies have no hearts

yeah im going to get one for my escort for christmas so she can wear it for me while we fug, why do you ask?

>mfw I rammed my cock so far up Depression's ass that he has to bully people to forget about it
heh

he's a garbage player who should kill himself tbqh.

hey thats not very nice billy is my friend i would greatly appreciate it if you do not speak to him like that please...................

>not blight crystal

...

streaming videogames 420 shrek it
/alabamity

I have the worst luck in ranked ever

>yfw you love a girl with back problems not caused by big breasts

the lowest kind of shit taste

Why the fuck do people play Kayle in normals?

Lets see if this worked

Who has the best boots and why is it Elementalist Lux?

>She will never leglock you

>not spending cash on high class escorts

i bet you fuck boys you faggot

what did you use to make a webm small enough to
post. i can't seem to do it

do you have a gf welding?

>Someone pings baron
>we kill their carries
>jungle and top want to keep chasing while baron is free
>jungle and top die
>baron gets taken by enemy team
>Top decides to splitpush a lane that's already pushing instead of contesting elder
>jungle quits as top does nothing

These fucknuggets I swear

best boots have to not belong to a psycho bitch so lux is out

googled how to make a webm for Veeky Forums, theres a youtube guide for it that worked for me.

no im single why you wanna mingle?

Except of course:

Ahri
Ashe
Akali
Annie
Diana
Fiora
Illaoi
Irelia
Janna
Jinx
Kalista
Katarina
Kayle
Kindred
Lissandra?
Morg
Nidalee
Orianna
Quinn
Riven
Sejuani
Shyvana
Sivir
Sona
Soraka
Syndra
Taliyah

And that's just the base models nevermind skins, or Yordles. It's only a handful that actually wear heels lmao

>Best assassin edition!

Akali was fucking gutted lmfao

Only issue was that it should have been one second later to show his BMing, but it was allready max filesize.

To be fair we couldn't possibly know if Sona has heels or not

but it would make sense if she did

ign: imthem

>you can't see them wearing heels so they aren't wearing heels (sonam lissandra)
>trying to imply anybody would be stupid enough to put heels on a goat

guess that champion

but colin and I are two straight dudes what the....

youre not trying to meme me are you??

>Hating on high heels

They're sexy af.

diana

Galio

xth for ahri is a kitty!

>and NOT pulling out

to remain forever united?

>our ww beats the kennen in a 1v1
>kennen zhonya's at 14 health
>warwick stands there
>cancels an auto, and misses an ability

warwick
misses an ability

cool story

lulu! make a contract with qb asap!

i'm very lazy currently, thanks to lol, so i lazily read some children's stuff, verne's "an antarctic mystery" (much worse than poe's "the narrative of arthur gordon pym of nantucket" which it's based on, btw), and also "leaves of grass" of course, "leaves.." are so long ("And the Green Carnation withered, as in forest fires that pass, Roared in the wind of all the world ten million leaves of grass" (c) chesterton) and you shouldn't read them fast. and i also have some other stuff on hold being partially read ofc

Oh without a doubt if she didn't float she'd wear them, "famous" personality and all.
She really should anyway.

who are you

your dad

wrong

Kassadin thoughts?

I've been maining him and its actually quite broken, ive managed to grind him to level 6 mastery about to hit 7 and he just seems to have no downside other than he can get shutdown pre 6

They're fucking amazing.

Can you jungler Mordekaiser?

Will it lose matches for you?

he is a pos

now, i recall him in s2 with targeted silence which also ate 1/3 of your hp... he was such a pain to lain against

Ok take out the 3 champs that you can't see the feet of and add in the 3 yordles I excluded.

More than half of the female roster don't wear heels. 4 can't even wear shoes/don't have legs. I don't even know what you'd classify Elise/Camille under with the fucking toe spikes. And you're left with maybe a fourth of all female champs who wear heels.

>wanting stds
>unable to get a gf

baka

In this case, Camille could either not have high heels, or have the highest heels in league.

Schrodinger's Heels
Heimerdinger's Heels HT

He works about as well in the jungle as any other lane. While he doesn't have to worry about being poked down like a solo or duo lane. His ganks are shit but hes so good if you get drags.

>tfw n o gf

I FORGOT HOW FUN THIS GAME WAS
ITS 4:44 AM HERE PLS SOMEONE SEND HELP

it used to be elise....

Meanwhile only one Dotard hero has anything coming close to a heel and she's a bondage-type personality.
I'd say we're pretty good on that front.

I've only played him once, but I'm a jungler main.

All I've gotten from him is

>Q = big smash auto-attacks
>W = aoe tick on you and ally, reactivate for nuke and hp
>E = nuke that gives you shield
>R = use before someone dies and they become a spooker

Super QT, indeed.

Here's sauce if you're curious
sephiroh-ignis.tumblr.com/post/154572574511/camille

who?

aww

>Every single game is decided by the jungler, often even on the first gank
How can the monkeys on the balance team think this is okay? Are they literally all jungle mains?

10 bans will fix it.

pvplive.net/c/sources-confirm-upcoming-pick-ban-format-change-fo

>never have to see lee or yasuo ever again

i dont go out scumming the streets what the hell

also for the most part i would not have time to dedicate spending with a gf and cultivating a proper relationship at this point, and to be honest i havent found anyone that would be worth making time for either.

junglers are either ward bitches or overpowered fuckers that dictate way too much. i understand your feels but its hard to find a balance thats a happy medium

i am very glad, mid/jungle gives mid very often now

Queen of Pain

>Forced to play Melee into Poppy
>Spend entire game farming under Tower
>Every time her CotC is up she mini-dives me, losing almost 0 health
>Jungler: "i don't gank top"

This is fine.

>Be ugly
>Know youre never getting a gf due to it
Its the biggest handicap in life if we dont count dying or being retarded

If you're fine with playing a champ that lacks mobility or a good way to gank then you should be fine playing him in the jungle. I believe you build him like Elise with runic(+chilling smite) and rylais for your main items but I could be wrong. And I have really only played him mid but I believe your max order is R > E > W > Q.

You can get a gf if you're ugly. Just be high elo.