YOU HAVE 5K TO PUNISH the kids driving used 3 series

>YOU HAVE 5K TO PUNISH the kids driving used 3 series.

What do you buy?

buy a v6 accord/camry
buy a baby on board sticker
drill holes into exhaust

or

buy a cheap bike

buy a used 5 series

Dragon dildos

same

and buy a used audi s3 8L

they are heavier and share same engines for most part.

I aint buying no M ///

a gun.

>trabi - $2000
>13b REW engine - $2000
>installation - $500 and a weekend
>the look on their decadent faces - priceless

In a straight line? Bike
Corners? ek9 with a b18 swap

OP's mad that 3 some series driver is fucking his oneitis

Why are their faces decadent? Are they well decorated, or just very rich?

It's because of the filthy mass-produced "moisturizer" lotions and associated skin care products, which are necessitated by the poor health and dietary choices of their capitalistic society

Buy 5 corollas.
They destroy BMWs

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SW20 MR2 because I know how to drive and don't suffer from snap oversteer like a babby

So I use 4 to slipstream?

Putin you can leave at any time.

No, you take a 5 4AFEs and form a radial engine
Take the 5unibodys and melt them down to form a super chassis using 500000x folded Jap steel
Create Corolla Hiden

kek

so close to quads + 1

hexs?

Get rekt

no you use the other four to pin the 3 series in place then use a crane to drop the fiffth corolla on top.

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>tfw no trabant in US
For some reason a cold war indestructable meme machine sounds so cozy. I also secretly [spoiler]like the styling[/spoiler]

kek

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