/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>nobody to sit around and emote with
feelsbadman

>Cheating on Mari with Mumu, Rania and a few others when he gives you his everything

pretty bad

Waking up was a mistake

Jesus fuck that sword is HUGE

Does anyone have the cinnamon bun downycat image?

you not being on gilg to pet is a mistake

same
maybe one day

desu

CUTE

this christmas music sucks

succ

What's the fastest way to level an AST? Just spam PoTD and dungeons?

do you even lift

>PotD
hell no, not for healers
since you get instaqueues on dungeons you spam just that instead
besides, you can't queue for both simultaneously

leveling roulette with bonus, then PoTD

Healer queues for pre-50 shit are fast, but I've found that they're average for HW dungeons

No, I'm an Ast.
I catch you in a back ally ejaculating into your female of choice?
Turn back time. It's now sucked back down your urethra.

I hope I wasn't being rused.

I heard there was a linkshell on Malboro?

Could someone tell me who to message for an invite?

>98% quality
>NQ
hahaaaHAAA FUCKING kill me

Why are you struggling
do you need a hand

>that last stretch of Gubal Library runs before hitting 60

I don't know why, but I really, really hate running Gubal Library.

Go to bed!

yeah i need a steady hand
i'm fine, i'm just in over my head and getting overly agitated trying to HQ steel ingots for no reason other than pure autism since i can easily HQ final products with NQ mats

I really wish going Hide in Ninja made me disappear permanently

tuck me into a fucking coffin

But I just woke up...

technically u were very lucky

no but unsubbing does
the savings you get back from unsubbing should be enough to buy you a sturdy rope

nyo

youtube.com/watch?v=kNnwzB61Wc8

lucky is used to refer to good things, user...

make me

r u on balmeme

Just... One... More... Library...

you WON a 2% roll! amazing!

I could be. Just not the same character.

LF someone to lull me back to sleep with soothing words, PST...

i can't tell if this is the most optimistic thing i've read or the most retarded

I'll soothe you alright.
Soothe you with a back rub.

Come back to Balmung and I'll make you fall to sleep like a baby

You're probably too short to even reach my back, shortman.

>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
Lost souls are like that... They are heavy.
You let your soul go, and it sinks.
The life of a catgirl, is a chain of hells, and the lifetime of each hell, is short.
Colour runs out.. The soul leaves...
And everything..
Falls into slumber...
;_;

what is this shortman meme

youtube.com/watch?v=UrpV4g1_8fw

did u break up with amber :(

Where does he go...

Christmas is only 4 days away. Did you already get your EB a nice gift?

kiss has a weird microphilia fetish

>almost 5 am est
>balmung still fucking locked

what in the fuck?

he's at your house

Anyone trying to grab an apartment in mist lmk pm evie fiona

Probably to bed.

Something like that, except opposite of that.

macrophilia then WHATEVER

Balmung is NEVER open.

balmung only opens after server crashes or like 10 seconds after patches
most people don't log out when they go to sleep

Good thing I'm the tallest highlander.

if 100 people logged out it'd be filled with bots hammering the server 24/7, same as when servers go down. hundreds and hundreds of bots lock it down within seconds.

why not? do you build up something while staying online or does it help you sell items to people?

Sucks because I was looking forward to getting into the game, I'm currently on a trial and won't bother if even staying up untill I'm exhausted can't get me into my friends server.

Looking for a submissive slut to erp with.

That /playtime, bro.
I leave my game up and idle somewhere. I like to come back and read the whispers people send me lookin' for some fuck.

kinda but not really, mostly neets being neets and just play on another server and if you're enjoying the game consider transferring
you'll just waste your trial waiting for balmeme to open

If only....
I sure hope so.

thing is I gotta buy the xpac too, rather buy another game at that point if they can't make players behave and actually log off like normal human beings while making sure bots don't muck things up.

there's no reason for you to buy the expansion until you reach level 50
you have dozens of hours worth of quests to get through before you can even start the expansion content

the only thing you're missing out on is the lizard people race

Cease this shameless display.....

"One, I'm the best infiltrator this rathole of a guild's got. So if you think you're going to replace me, you're dead wrong."

Okay!
Where are you?

i don't have an eb

I did. Can't wait for them to get it in the mail.

Whats the best class to top dmg meters in dung/raid?

>buy a case of beer for the first time in ages
>eventually pass out from exhaustion
>wake up
>check fridge
>nothing inside, just a few crushed beer cans scattered around on the floor
Damn, looks like those alien bastards drank all my beer...

SMN for aoe, BLM/MNK for single target

who?

the point is having to pay for something like this when shitty square won't auto kick retards from 24/7 afking and actually do something about bots.

Why should I give someone money to take a alternate path around a problem they're not trying to fix?

I don't have an EB, but I've mailed out a few presents and given a lot more away in-game. It's fun making people happy.

are you sure you didn't drink it all?
do you have a problem...?

You seem to have misunderstood my inquiry, sub-seeker:
Where
Are
You?
So that I can find you, of course!

If you don't like it, you don't have to play the game.

i will love u 5ever

That's my plan if I can't get in, which I already stated.

You look like a corpse.

Degenerate.

You're a failure at soliciting ERP.
Run headlong into the end of my sword and purge your own worthless self, you damn dirty ERPing scum..........

...

I will come find you, stay in Ishgard

they might start cracking down on botting once jump potions are available.

I seem to be getting that a lot lately.

It may look that way, but I'm only dead on the inside!
Ooookay!

What server?

Are you cold blooded?
Can you be my corpse-wife? I'm into that.