/owg/ - Overwatch General

>more delicious butthurt incoming
based blizzard
can't wait

TRACER BEING GAY WILL NOT CHANGE THE GAME YOU FUCKERS WILL STILL IGNORE THE GOD DAMN PAYLOAD

All video games are degenerate. Go outside and meet someone.

Tracer is currently undergoing hormonal therapy to become a man as she has always wanted, making her relationship with a woman straight.

Are there aliens in the OW universe? Should there be?

First for breeding old Ana.

She's probably Alia Janine tier

You forgot the Emojis

>Play Soldier.
>Have Ana on my team.
>assume he will ult me because its the best combo in the game.
>he never ults me.
;_;

This.

Winston is from the moon

Purest form of love

>''So, if I pass this ''Fulton extraction'' test, i'll get into your PMC?''

>Alia Janine
i don't know why, but her tits are a huge turn on for me.

That mindbroken slut doesnt know shit about anything

i agree

good edit

>that arm
wew great job artist

Winston and the moon gorillas technically count I guess, they weren't born on Earth.

Children behave

Comp is fucked. As soon as I got close to masters, I got in a team with a guy who kept jumping off the cliff near our spawn. When everyone asked him why, he said he already got the rank he wanted

can people stop fucking trying to play this game without lucio, atleast on attack and in koth

How am I meant to meet a waifu in 3D space?!

...

Yeah, they're pretty fucking great, user.

How did the artist manage to make Pharah so damn ugly?

Pharah is banging Nick Fury?

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

user pls.

you wouldnt?

I can't wait for Blizzard to add the most obnoxious rainbow LGBT skin for Tracer that everyone will use

what is this expression?

Are people in 3v3 retarded or they just do it on purpose to make you lose ?

>Teammate pick widowmaker
>Miss every shot
>Pick her during 3 rounds in a row
>Get stomped

>tfw getting her and Sombra's lines in pre-match banter now

Wait he didn't even cock it right?

I fucking hope not.

youtu.be/nkcKaNqfykg

Here you go you faggot.

THESE SLUTS WILL NOT HEAL

You think Pharah has her metal thong on for her Canadian boy toy?

They wont because of places like russia

They would have to censor it into another skin everytime it's seen on that client

I love Hana.

>playing as Torb
>build turret, go to clean up scrap
>faggot roadhog hooks me
>doesn't follow up with a shot
>blast him in the face with the rivet gun altfire
>waste him

I don't know why but playing as the Dorf just clicked with me last night and now he's fun as fuck to play as, his gun is the shit. Shame he's not very useful in attack though.

But that's why I play Genji

lol, as if a character wearing a rainbow costume is enough to get censored

The
>''It would be a shame if something happened to you in a mission...''
one?

>inb4 leaf hero

What does Hana's belly taste like?

COMP IS HOW I FALL

Doritos

cum

>more butthurt
there has barely been any drama and butthurt. i'm disappointed. Tracer being a designated homo is the safest and most boring choice they've had

Yep. It so deliciously bitchy, I love it.

This panel is very exploitable

Nope, Pharah in fact, killed Tradeau's son.
She also took part in the second battle of Berlin, the last Muslim stronghold.

Are Pharah and Reaper viable options? I've been playing Pharah all day and I noticed most soldiers dont know they are supposed to counter Pharah

Thanks for the good chuckle.

Gaywatch

Checklist for anyone that needs it

The Widow, Soldier and Reaper panels gave me MGS feels for real.

youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>tracer in my game on enemy team
>kill her a few times
>blizzard bans my account for hate crimes
>uses my battle.net email to search my Facebook and calls the police on me
>Europoor so sent to jail for hate crimes
>just wanted to play some vidya games

What we don't see are Winston's hands on the redhead's hips...

>more

Nope

any character is viable if you're good.

Damn, Pharah has a nice set of knockers

Relationship with a tranny will never be straight

Why do you think her chest armor is so big?

kek

nazis killing LGBT+ persons and see them as enemies. im actually shaking right now

The only thing that's straight in Overwatch is how your bitch is gonna get straight up CLANKED by this motherfucker.

...it took me a minute figure it out you fucker

>mfw this happened to me as well

Post yfw you're such an insecure autist that a fictional character's sexuality makes you want to commit suicide.

Oh wait, you just did. Always one step ahead of me, user.

compensation

You need to realize no one likes your kind.

epic xD

My waifu doesn't need any stupid robots.
Her armor has a relief function, with several levels of intensity.

How can human men even compete?

...

Venom Snake skin for Soldier when.

I have not gotten a single Christmas costume yet. What gives? I've probably leveled up 10 times now.

>USB

Is that Omnic going to get virus'd and date-hacked? Is that woman a sexual predator?

Blue is my favourite color. Which is yours?

For those of you that play Genji. What skin do you use?

I got that arabian one in a loot box at pure chance and it made me pick the character up, and I've been having a lot of fun being a ninja dickhead, harassing people, teleporting behind them and unsheathing my katana

White.

Most of the world actually. You faggots get good PR from limo liberals and that's it.

Your "issues" are only used to distract the general populace.

user what? We all know women can't possibly be sexual predators only the poor victims

Same, I've gone through 13 boxes and only got scrooge on the last box.

FUCKING MCREE I DON'T EVEN PLAY HIM THANKS A LOT BLIZZARD

Blue and Orange!

Did they lower the drop rates or something?
I also haven't gotten shit for Sombra yet. Like anything

not a genji player, but carbon steel and the olympics one are the best skins

Commit suicide now.

She took his damn scarf, that fucking thief

waaaaanh! waaaaanh!