Destiny General - /dg/

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Drinniol is still to this day one of the realest niggas I've ever met.

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You have apparently yet to meet any real niggas then.

Or have I

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You guaranteeably have not.

How would you know.

There is only one real nigga in this thread

Is it me?

BUT THEY ARE NOT ALOUD TO PLAY THIS GAME!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Becauas you claimed drinniol is the "realest nigga" when he is guaranteeably not even categorically labeled "real" or "nigga" by any stretch of the imagination.

Anyone want to do a nightfall or three?

Thunder isn't a real nigga. I've seen him post.

Nah. Basic niggas ain't allowed but REAL niggas are.
Its like going to the club and the bouncer don't give you flak for waltzing into VIP.

Well yeah. But that's only because he's the realest nigga I've ever met.

>prepare your defenses
>"hold on lemme post this thread"
>defeat
>"alright im back"
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overmeme is gay af

tracer is pretty gay tbqh senpai

I know. Which is why i said you ain't met a real nigga yet.

youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8

I met lots of real niggas. Like drinniol, he has street cred and gaming know how.

Are you doing another NF?

In a bit, helping someone get glimmer in crota

You go girl!

is your wife's daughter's boyfriend jamal tyronious with you?

Can we all agree that trap fucking is only gay if your balls touch?

Drinniol ain't got jack shit for street cred or there wouldn't be 20 guys telling you so.

But there's only one person saying otherwise. His name is anonymous, have you heard of him?

Anyone else want to run a nightfall?

>20 guys

That's what you want everyone to think. In actuality it's one or two people who are obsessed with shitposting about him. It's very obvious.

Thats why the IP count in the thread has gone up. People crawled out of the woodwork just to tell drinniol off.

But there's still only 18 posters.

2/3 for nightfall

Yeah, that's totally why every "i wanna have sex with you!" post has a new IP, definitely a different person every time

Ask yourself what's more likely, that there are 20 people who hate one particular person that hardly ever posts and are always there to shitpost about him, or a couple of regular lurkers who always shitpost about him and ban evade

Still need someone?

>in tower with normie friend
>random person keeps proposing to me
>demongirl edgy name
>party invite
>its actually a girl
>wants to race
>no mercy as i beat her by 20 seconds

i think i scored bros

>girls on the internet

>Actually a girl

If you can't find her stream it isn't a girl.

It'd be 2/3 if you joined and we'd need one more.

>'girl'

If you somehow don't magically have a third i'll help after dinner.

it is, and maybe asian

is rise of iron expansion worth it or should I just get the division?

Still need one?

>Should I blind myself with bleach or cut my balls off?

Put it this way. Its more worth it to buy rise of iron than to buy division but its also more worth it to buy 3 50 chicken nugget meals from mcdonalds and OD on sodium.

Not that guy, but I'll join if no one else is going to.

What do you guys do when you are being swarmed by phonetics? I just keep being marked for negotiation.

>phonetics
Is this an ironic post?

Vive voce?

Sure, sure join when you would like to have a go

>phonetics
>marked for negotiation

Its unironically not ironicc if thats what you were evincing.

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what did he mean by this

Is he going crazy with the lib/dem shit again as well?

feminine = not gay

Fuck off cramp.

Thats like that crap of "if balls don't touch it ain't gay" but unless they're wearing a 2 sizes too small jockstrap you'd have to be hauling around a small coinpurse for that not to be an impossible task.
Its all nu-male bullshit.

>tfw no trap gf to give me a blowie

it aint gay if its a blowie right?

you can fuck her and its not gay so long as your balls dont touch

I think the phrase is a 'brojob'

This episode is shaping up to be quite interesting.
>jiro brings up his """"gf"""
>hairlineless man shouts from the sidelines
>ten lays on the bants
>dj gets outted as a homosexual

Just got the waltz with high cal, perfect balance and rangefinder
Anyone else have any experience with this gun? Seems like a worse grasp

a braced grame would have made that perfect.

Best case scenario would have been pb/hical/cb and it still would have been a worse pulse than a pb/hical/range grasp but not by much.

Are you being moronic?

>grasp
>hi-cal rounds

I realized my mistake as soon as i saw it.

Thats exactly what your mom said the moment she laid eyes on you.

that's what zippy said the moment he realized you joined alpha team

>only one more chance to get the warlock helmet
>probably going to get boots or a gayass sparrow

This what was he thinking?

XD
He isn't even the one who recruited me nor the leader.

>you will never win 6 races in a row while a girl plays you a medley of songs on guitar and then piano culminating in the mortal kombat theme as you cross the finish line

for mira

Anyone up for a nightfll?

>wretched eye voidburn
>hunter shadows
>me and buddy angry magic
>everyone unloads their materia's
>still have to punch him once before he fucking dies

i wonder who is behind this post hm......

obviously you if you're that quick to report it to us

367 light, what should I be doing to increase it right meow?

All blue engrams only give me ll 365 stuff unless it decodes a purple.

I have a bunch of legendary engrams and a couple exotics, should I be holding onto those or using them now?

Also exotic shards; only obtained by breaking down an exo/ buying them from xur?

Do Heroic Strikes. Burn your legendary engrams now, if one of them's higher than what you currently have on in that slot, swap it in, then continue decoding. Save the exotics until you're past 385 Light.

Heroic strike bosses drop up to 385 blues. Save exotics until you hit the 385 wall.

You can dupe shards for 2500 glimmer and a few notes. You need a class item with a rocket/mg telemetry perk. Pull a heavy matching the perk from the kiosk, equip it and use 6 motes, then dismantle it to get 2 shards and a couple of notes back.

I have a fever and in need of a remedy. What do?

be with me bby

Engram/consumable/material trading when?

Steel your Medulla cause i heard that Fever sucks.

Thanks was worried about the exo engrams mainly

>You need a class item with a rocket/mg telemetry perk. Pull a heavy matching the perk from the kiosk, equip it and use 6 motes, then dismantle it to get 2 shards and a couple of notes back.

What do you mean by kiosk? Tower vendors?

Never ever. It would foster an ingame economy that bungie can't completely control which would devalue the silver and box microtransaction markets.