>character with a girlfriend kissing someone she hates, who has a husband
lol classic shipping
Jason Gutierrez
so that now that tracer is confirmed homo who do you think they'll use as the poster character
Jace Lee
Widowmaker will kidnap Emily and do the same thing talon did to her to Emily.
Gabriel Young
Ii was promised cool fresh memes.
James Stewart
Why change it?
Connor Nelson
Naw, the mission to kill Emily will be her redemption arc as she can't go through with it when she gets flashbacks of Gerard
Juan Lopez
This is the dude in S76's photo.
To add to another user's post about Mercy's dialogue on the Halloween brawl, I just realized that the characters you use there are pretty much atoning for their past sins. They've all caused someone close to them to "die", directly or indirectly.
Carson Wilson
>losing 2-0 on Ching Chong Bing Bong Tower >getting our asses handed to us by a Symm >teammates always complaining about their Symm >"fuck it, we're already going to lose, might as well fight Symm with Symm" >"NO DUDE GET OFF SYMM MUH PRECIOUS SR DOOD" >literally press W+M1+jump >3-2 Daily reminder that you were meant for greatness, you just have to go tech support.
Chase Roberts
gay/diverse doesn't sell
Jaxson Collins
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Isaac Gonzalez
i lied, i'm just going to repost the same shit you already know.
this is my endgame
Christian Gonzalez
Link to the post.
Colton King
So how does everyone feel about Pharah being half Canadian?
Liam Hughes
>that yeti in the intro
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TAUNT ME LIKE THIS
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE DAMN YETI
Jonathan Adams
(You)
Anthony Scott
I just realized they made the Indian character a tech support
Luis Rogers
McCree?
Brayden Russell
As a Metis Canadian, feels pretty good. I always liked her and now I have even more reason to like her.
Dominic Cruz
All these assumptions about Tracer! She is confirmed for LGBTTQQIAAP (yay!)
But we don't know if she is homosexual or bisexual (or even pansexual). It's just been confirmed that she is not heterosexual (or at least not hetero-romantic).
So chill people. It's not the end of the world for anyone.
Sebastian Thomas
Completely unacceptable. Day of the rake when.
Benjamin Cooper
>a fucking leaf
Charles James
As a Canadian I'm fucking disgusted pharah is worst girl.
Leo Russell
Then why didn't you save up 3000 shekels before the Christmas event?
Ayden Sullivan
can I haz sauce on the webm?
Julian Torres
Realistically, E4/D4. >having a massive chart to determine sexuality Three options; Likes dick, likes pussy, likes both. Done.
Jackson Bennett
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Brayden Wood
wtf? I hate overwatch now
Dominic Clark
>girl I know who has never played overwatch before or barely any videogames won't stop talking about Tracer being gay >keeps mentioning how important it is for her to have representation and segueing with everyone about it >has never even spoken about overwatch to me before
The problem with announcing a character is gay is that it draws in these types and soon they'll keep pushing for more. Blatantly showing a characters homosexuality is distracting, draws in the worst types and isolates the main audience. Before any of you faggots call me homophobic or some shit I'd bang Reaper just as fast as I would bang Widow given the opportunity.
Daniel Bell
I wanted her to be my exotic Egyptian waifu, but now she's half snow mexican.
Jackson Garcia
Welcome to the Ancient History wing of the Meme Museum
Jack Morgan
>at 2000~ shekels and no Nutcracker Starting to worry. Will they give us anything for the actual Christmas day or was the one free lootcrate a week or so ago it?
Grayson Reyes
It's because it factors in romantic and sexual preferences. You could like neither but still want to romance. Or not want to romance at all and just get laid.
Isaac Hill
Here They're both Blackwatch members. My headcanon tells me they're pretty close, like master and protege close, though with some animosity.
The point is, if McCree didn't leave before the fight that happened between Jack and Gabe, Gabe might not be who he is today.
Leo Cruz
i didn't know there would be decent skins this time ;_;
Was Gabe a mentor for McCree or is that just fan theory?
Christian Gutierrez
The chances of getting something on Christmas is basically 100%. Whether it will be loot boxes or shekels or some garbage is up for debate.
Chase Johnson
I don't think I've won a game in 30 matches. I'm getting incredibly depressed lol.
Austin Anderson
bi most likely since theres no such thing as true gays
Jacob Harris
GUESS WHO JUST FELL BACK TO GOLD BECAUSE I GET THE WORST TEAMS a diamond that plays only widow and sucks a diamond that play only torb and sucks IN THE SAME MATCH
Liam Baker
>there's no such thing as true gays
What?
Michael Long
I feel you. There is no fucking way in hell I will get anywhere near 3K so the only chance I have of getting either Nutcracker or Yeti is slim to none.
Kevin Lewis
im F2 baby
Julian Perry
Gabe captured McCree during the raid on the Deadlock gang. I think Gabe made him choose between life behind bars, or join Overwatch. Not to mention an interaction between Reaper and McCree going
Reaper: I thought you everything you know. McCree: Not everything.
Or something along those lines.
Thomas Sullivan
If skin trading was a thing I'd give you mine, since I don't really use her. Hope it drops for you soon, though!
Asher King
If they give me like 1000 shekels I'd be cool.
Gabriel Kelly
People who say they are gay are 9 times out of 10 bi and just do it for attention.
Christopher Cox
Nobody thinks it's weird that people give a shit about a video game character's sexuality? It's just sexuality, for one ("lol I'm 12 and using the word sex!" comes to mind). Then, Overwatch isn't even a story-heavy game. It's kind of there, but I don't see a lot of reward for the effort it takes to get attached to the characters.
This entire thing just seems unquestioned and meme'd to me. I wish it wasn't even a matter to anyone. Seems like a silly thing to spend time following.
Matthew Carter
That doesn't appear to be the case anymore.
Dylan Campbell
I was looking at the raw numbers of all the overwatch heroes and it was all relatively "balanced". Every single offense hero, sans Genji and Pharah, are able to do 200+ damage in roughly a second- even Sombra, if only the spread on her gun didn't make it impossible. Even D.Va, the highest damage tank next to roadhog (if Zarya didn't have charge), does about 96 DPS with all headshots, so a little over 2 seconds to actually take down a 200 hp hero at full health. So everyone's numbers checked out except for Roadhog.
So here's the question, If Roadhog couldn't oneshot his opponents, would that make him effectively useless? Like, if it took him 2 shots to kill 200 hp heroes instead of a single one (+ melee if some shots miss sometimes) and teammates would have to follow up on his hook, would that still make him warrant a pick? Or does he become completely and utterly useless and would never justify a pick in a comp?
Austin Bailey
>tfw got yeti in first Christmas loot box
I don't even play Winston.
Andrew Anderson
Who /hittheceilinghere/?
I've hovered in the 3200-3300 for 50 games.
I think I actually got ranked approriately.
Nolan Ortiz
That's not true I like men's asses.
Jack Myers
I would say no. Being hooked into the enemy team is still certain death. Unless you are tracer or genji.
Nolan Cruz
LIAR
Luke Powell
Would 2CP draws be less likely if standing on the point healed defenders?
Chase Nelson
The only real "Emily/Tracer" desu
Jeremiah Wright
He becomes literally useless.
Play RH against a Sym shielded team and you'll see the problem.
Christopher Diaz
>first placement match of the season >pubbies immediately instalock sombra widow and hanzo >koth map so I'm forced to endure this shit for 3 rounds
Maybe I should just buy a boost.
Jeremiah Hill
Yeah it would swing WAY in the defenders favor.
Jaxson Long
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Aaron Stewart
I think Roadhog is useful exactly for the reason that he can get near-instant picks if needed. Helps with making up for some team comps that are too heavy on sustained damage. That's about the only case I pick him over D.Va.
Robert Richardson
Favorite Emotes?
Jack Price
Pretty sure placement is mainly based on personal performance. I've definitely seen people who lost most if not all of their placement matches get ranked 3000+
Grayson Brown
Is just me because I'm bad, or there are some 200 HP heroes that Roadhog can't hook-kill automatically because of their hitboxes? I've hooked a lot of Anas and Sombras, and they keep on managing to survive with a sliver of health. Sombra dies to the melee after the blast though, but a full health Ana usually survives and she'll nade herself back to a decent percentage of health.
Angel Walker
>liar Why would I lie about wanting to get it on with McCree?
David Jackson
>tfw find her so enjoyable to use That sound when her feminine 7m laser warms up to a 9m laser.
Caleb Parker
Does it make you buttmad that McCree is straighter than the bullets he shoots?
Blake Torres
McCree is pure, don't sexualize him.
Austin Phillips
Placed 2319, which I'm ok with, but the amount of trolls are unending. Had a group of three lock 76/ana/rein and not do anything all game. They just picked them so no one else could.
Wyatt Sanchez
>Chung Chong Bing Bong Tower
Freaking lost
Leo Howard
Sorry user but mccree is currently having rough animal sex with sombra in the alley outside of a bar.
Why is she so perfect? >tfw no qt blueberry to hug for Christmas
Thomas Ross
You're a filthy degenerate and should be gassed
Robert Garcia
Wasn't Lucio originally going to be Canadian? Maybe they decided to make Pharah half Canadian to make up for that.
Noah Campbell
that would be quite difficult on console
Ayden Ross
Nah friend, I don't like it when games confirm characters as being gay. It causes too much controversy and is unnecessary. I'm perfectly happy sticking to all the McCree porn fujoshits draw.
Henry Walker
Unfortunately, sustained damage is kind of impossible now to because of Ana. Not only does she have superior heals, she also has range. Even if Mercy could outheal Ana, she would still have to fly all around the battlefield to keep everyone at full health whereas Ana can snipe from a safe distance.
All the frag and chip damage from Genji, Pharah and Junkrat are worth crap now. There isn't a hero that can punish opponents for grouping up, and you can't wear down tanks from a distance either. Ana is so cancerous holy shit.
Benjamin White
At least you still have your little fantasies, Tracer fags can't even pretend anymore without straight up memeing. Blizzard has killed the dreams they dreamed.
Samuel Russell
>that feel when your Mercy does not use her Rez to get back your two tanks, instead opting to wait for that illusive 4-man Rez
Christopher Thompson
Maybe they'll make all the heroes half leaf
Brody Long
I do it on PS4.
Not as reliably but it's definitely doable.
Isaac Nguyen
Yeah he was. If you change his skin color to white and give him some blond hair he would easily pass for some Canadian hockey cunt.
Colton Murphy
Anyone else want to be sodomized by Roadhog while Junkrat watches? If Jamison gets really horny I'd jerk him off.
Matthew Stewart
made diamond yesterday and already on my way back
its the medal that counts yeah?
Bentley Turner
purely chinese whispers based on his legendaries and his lack of accent.
Justin Young
any sombra skin is guaranteed to be shit because her design is disgusting. i did get that skin on my second xmas box tho
Parker Ward
Stay there because S4 placements will undoubtedly be based on your S3 ending rank.
Which is why I hit mid-diamond and stopped playing comp except for the single game a week I am required.
Austin Nguyen
If you have the imagination to pretend a video game character is your girlfriend you have the imagination to pretend a gay video game character is your straight girlfriend. There is no difference in how realistic these two fantasies are.