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Emily and Tracer edition

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>tfw you figure out tracer's squirt pattern

best chr*stmas present ever

Tracer!

youtube.com/watch?v=mxlhFslsbu0
Still not in OP.

blue

Also that ship is dead op

widowmaker will kill emily

I want to marry McCree!

>character with a girlfriend kissing someone she hates, who has a husband

lol classic shipping

so that now that tracer is confirmed homo who do you think they'll use as the poster character

Widowmaker will kidnap Emily and do the same thing talon did to her to Emily.

Ii was promised cool fresh memes.

Why change it?

Naw, the mission to kill Emily will be her redemption arc as she can't go through with it when she gets flashbacks of Gerard

This is the dude in S76's photo.

To add to another user's post about Mercy's dialogue on the Halloween brawl, I just realized that the characters you use there are pretty much atoning for their past sins. They've all caused someone close to them to "die", directly or indirectly.

>losing 2-0 on Ching Chong Bing Bong Tower
>getting our asses handed to us by a Symm
>teammates always complaining about their Symm
>"fuck it, we're already going to lose, might as well fight Symm with Symm"
>"NO DUDE GET OFF SYMM MUH PRECIOUS SR DOOD"
>literally press W+M1+jump
>3-2
Daily reminder that you were meant for greatness, you just have to go tech support.

gay/diverse doesn't sell

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i lied, i'm just going to repost the same shit you already know.

this is my endgame

Link to the post.

So how does everyone feel about Pharah being half Canadian?

>that yeti in the intro

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TAUNT ME LIKE THIS

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE DAMN YETI

(You)

I just realized they made the Indian character a tech support

McCree?

As a Metis Canadian, feels pretty good. I always liked her and now I have even more reason to like her.

All these assumptions about Tracer!
She is confirmed for LGBTTQQIAAP (yay!)

But we don't know if she is homosexual or bisexual (or even pansexual). It's just been confirmed that she is not heterosexual (or at least not hetero-romantic).

So chill people. It's not the end of the world for anyone.

Completely unacceptable.
Day of the rake when.

>a fucking leaf

As a Canadian I'm fucking disgusted pharah is worst girl.

Then why didn't you save up 3000 shekels before the Christmas event?

can I haz sauce on the webm?

Realistically, E4/D4.
>having a massive chart to determine sexuality
Three options; Likes dick, likes pussy, likes both.
Done.

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wtf? I hate overwatch now

>girl I know who has never played overwatch before or barely any videogames won't stop talking about Tracer being gay
>keeps mentioning how important it is for her to have representation and segueing with everyone about it
>has never even spoken about overwatch to me before

The problem with announcing a character is gay is that it draws in these types and soon they'll keep pushing for more. Blatantly showing a characters homosexuality is distracting, draws in the worst types and isolates the main audience. Before any of you faggots call me homophobic or some shit I'd bang Reaper just as fast as I would bang Widow given the opportunity.

I wanted her to be my exotic Egyptian waifu, but now she's half snow mexican.

Welcome to the Ancient History wing of the Meme Museum

>at 2000~ shekels and no Nutcracker
Starting to worry. Will they give us anything for the actual Christmas day or was the one free lootcrate a week or so ago it?

It's because it factors in romantic and sexual preferences.
You could like neither but still want to romance.
Or not want to romance at all and just get laid.

Here They're both Blackwatch members. My headcanon tells me they're pretty close, like master and protege close, though with some animosity.

The point is, if McCree didn't leave before the fight that happened between Jack and Gabe, Gabe might not be who he is today.

i didn't know there would be decent skins this time ;_;

rule34hentai.net/post/list/Widowmaker/1
It's in there, search around.

Jesse McCree
I NEED Peppermint Sombra.

Happy Holidays, I love you fags.

Was Gabe a mentor for McCree or is that just fan theory?

The chances of getting something on Christmas is basically 100%. Whether it will be loot boxes or shekels or some garbage is up for debate.

I don't think I've won a game in 30 matches. I'm getting incredibly depressed lol.

bi most likely since theres no such thing as true gays

GUESS WHO JUST FELL BACK TO GOLD BECAUSE I GET THE WORST TEAMS
a diamond that plays only widow and sucks
a diamond that play only torb and sucks
IN THE SAME MATCH

>there's no such thing as true gays

What?

I feel you. There is no fucking way in hell I will get anywhere near 3K so the only chance I have of getting either Nutcracker or Yeti is slim to none.

im F2 baby

Gabe captured McCree during the raid on the Deadlock gang. I think Gabe made him choose between life behind bars, or join Overwatch. Not to mention an interaction between Reaper and McCree going

Reaper: I thought you everything you know.
McCree: Not everything.

Or something along those lines.

If skin trading was a thing I'd give you mine, since I don't really use her. Hope it drops for you soon, though!

If they give me like 1000 shekels I'd be cool.

People who say they are gay are 9 times out of 10 bi and just do it for attention.

Nobody thinks it's weird that people give a shit about a video game character's sexuality? It's just sexuality, for one ("lol I'm 12 and using the word sex!" comes to mind). Then, Overwatch isn't even a story-heavy game. It's kind of there, but I don't see a lot of reward for the effort it takes to get attached to the characters.

This entire thing just seems unquestioned and meme'd to me. I wish it wasn't even a matter to anyone. Seems like a silly thing to spend time following.

That doesn't appear to be the case anymore.

I was looking at the raw numbers of all the overwatch heroes and it was all relatively "balanced". Every single offense hero, sans Genji and Pharah, are able to do 200+ damage in roughly a second- even Sombra, if only the spread on her gun didn't make it impossible. Even D.Va, the highest damage tank next to roadhog (if Zarya didn't have charge), does about 96 DPS with all headshots, so a little over 2 seconds to actually take down a 200 hp hero at full health. So everyone's numbers checked out except for Roadhog.

So here's the question, If Roadhog couldn't oneshot his opponents, would that make him effectively useless? Like, if it took him 2 shots to kill 200 hp heroes instead of a single one (+ melee if some shots miss sometimes) and teammates would have to follow up on his hook, would that still make him warrant a pick? Or does he become completely and utterly useless and would never justify a pick in a comp?

>tfw got yeti in first Christmas loot box

I don't even play Winston.

Who /hittheceilinghere/?

I've hovered in the 3200-3300 for 50 games.

I think I actually got ranked approriately.

That's not true I like men's asses.

I would say no. Being hooked into the enemy team is still certain death. Unless you are tracer or genji.

LIAR

Would 2CP draws be less likely if standing on the point healed defenders?

The only real "Emily/Tracer" desu

He becomes literally useless.

Play RH against a Sym shielded team and you'll see the problem.

>first placement match of the season
>pubbies immediately instalock sombra widow and hanzo
>koth map so I'm forced to endure this shit for 3 rounds

Maybe I should just buy a boost.

Yeah it would swing WAY in the defenders favor.

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I think Roadhog is useful exactly for the reason that he can get near-instant picks if needed. Helps with making up for some team comps that are too heavy on sustained damage. That's about the only case I pick him over D.Va.

Favorite Emotes?

Pretty sure placement is mainly based on personal performance. I've definitely seen people who lost most if not all of their placement matches get ranked 3000+

Is just me because I'm bad, or there are some 200 HP heroes that Roadhog can't hook-kill automatically because of their hitboxes? I've hooked a lot of Anas and Sombras, and they keep on managing to survive with a sliver of health. Sombra dies to the melee after the blast though, but a full health Ana usually survives and she'll nade herself back to a decent percentage of health.

>liar
Why would I lie about wanting to get it on with McCree?

>tfw find her so enjoyable to use
That sound when her feminine 7m laser warms up to a 9m laser.

Does it make you buttmad that McCree is straighter than the bullets he shoots?

McCree is pure, don't sexualize him.

Placed 2319, which I'm ok with, but the amount of trolls are unending. Had a group of three lock 76/ana/rein and not do anything all game. They just picked them so no one else could.

>Chung Chong Bing Bong Tower

Freaking lost

Sorry user but mccree is currently having rough animal sex with sombra in the alley outside of a bar.

youtube.com/watch?v=x_Ff0Kg2UIU

What if I want to join them both?

Why is she so perfect?
>tfw no qt blueberry to hug for Christmas

You're a filthy degenerate and should be gassed

Wasn't Lucio originally going to be Canadian? Maybe they decided to make Pharah half Canadian to make up for that.

that would be quite difficult on console

Nah friend, I don't like it when games confirm characters as being gay. It causes too much controversy and is unnecessary. I'm perfectly happy sticking to all the McCree porn fujoshits draw.

Unfortunately, sustained damage is kind of impossible now to because of Ana. Not only does she have superior heals, she also has range. Even if Mercy could outheal Ana, she would still have to fly all around the battlefield to keep everyone at full health whereas Ana can snipe from a safe distance.

All the frag and chip damage from Genji, Pharah and Junkrat are worth crap now. There isn't a hero that can punish opponents for grouping up, and you can't wear down tanks from a distance either. Ana is so cancerous holy shit.

At least you still have your little fantasies, Tracer fags can't even pretend anymore without straight up memeing. Blizzard has killed the dreams they dreamed.

>that feel when your Mercy does not use her Rez to get back your two tanks, instead opting to wait for that illusive 4-man Rez

Maybe they'll make all the heroes half leaf

I do it on PS4.

Not as reliably but it's definitely doable.

Yeah he was. If you change his skin color to white and give him some blond hair he would easily pass for some Canadian hockey cunt.

Anyone else want to be sodomized by Roadhog while Junkrat watches? If Jamison gets really horny I'd jerk him off.

made diamond yesterday and already on my way back

its the medal that counts yeah?

purely chinese whispers based on his legendaries and his lack of accent.

any sombra skin is guaranteed to be shit because her design is disgusting. i did get that skin on my second xmas box tho

Stay there because S4 placements will undoubtedly be based on your S3 ending rank.

Which is why I hit mid-diamond and stopped playing comp except for the single game a week I am required.

If you have the imagination to pretend a video game character is your girlfriend you have the imagination to pretend a gay video game character is your straight girlfriend. There is no difference in how realistic these two fantasies are.