Weird statues from around the world

There's a statue in Switzerland of a man eating babies.

Eh Switzerland has traditionally been ok with sitting-back and watching worse atrocities than that.

Pic related is on display in Florence (I think). It's been publicly showing a prebubescent boydick for hundreds of years and for the most part people absolutely love it! They line-up and take photos.

I guess at first they put a golden figleaf over the tackle but eventually they just had to go for it and show it all.

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His ankles are going to snap sometime in the next 50 years.

The original MGTOW.

they were foolish to leave it outside for the first hundred or so years. the marble is soft and porous and almost chalky. niggas gonna landslide down into a pile of rocks one night, def if there's ever an earthquake.

Pic almost related in a way

the soldiers and sailors memorial in des moines iowa has some sweet tits on it

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>J A N
>PAWEL

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It's like a little garden of HELL

maleangpo.blogspot.com/2015/07/wat-mae-kaet-noi-wat-si-don-chai-pa.html

the cooked stillborn foetus is cute :3

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almost every church has one of these. think about it for awhile.

and some of them are super realistic and super graphic. bored children sing at it while feeling absolutely nothing. it's completely fucked.

I was devastated when the man fell.

underated post

I always wondered about this, is it proof of god?

yeah man it was kinda sad, been making trips to see him since i was like 3. but everything must change, nothing can be held onto. between all the steel beams and cables and epoxy and mortar they'd added over the years to try and keep him together, by the time he fell he was more machine than man.

looks like proof of satan to me

kek

>prepubescent boy dick
>pubes are obviously visible

nigga

fuck yeah them are some righteous tits

Edgy.

I don't think you've every seen a "PG-13" movie then

Or the fact that kids start watching porn so young nowadays

That's the type of shit you show a kid if you want him in therapy for life

Wait, was John Paul 2 a Pope or an evil robot king from the future?

>Oh noes a DICK!!!!

Are you american or muslim?

Why's the armor got boob holes?

You don't need armor to protect your organs if you're a skelly.

is that colinf firth from the pride and prejudice mini series

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Swiss commoner here. Where is this beautiful artwork?

atlasobscura.com/places/child-eater-bern

Pretty sure someone just wanted to make a statue with some fine ole titties

face looks like a manface tho

This statute outside of parliament.

>the pope as designed by deus ex's concept artist

Ferguson.jpg

This is a good thread. Post more statues.

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That's my homey. Moving the fuck outta there was the best thing I ever did for myself.

it's bait you cuck

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that's probably Belgium's most famous sight, kek

>"Hmmm. Pericle Fazzini, the Holy Father needs a statue that will simultaneously show the glory of the Resurrection while dispelling crazy Prod conspiracy theories about the Pope being under Satan's thrall"
>"I got your back f.am"

I like this thread a lot. Thanks guys

yes. it's Mr. Darcy. He showed up in a pond from what I gather.

This one arouses the shit out of me.

>doesn't get joke
>insults Americans/Muslims

you're a fucking dumb cunt. How do you not recognize Michaelangelo's David. omfg, it's in the filename... I hope you stop posting out of shame you stupid faggot.

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Ayyy

Is the one at the MFA in Boston? I just visited there today!

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Wut? That's in Boston? I live here and I've never seen it.

I believe it's in Spain, Barcelona iirc

Looks like I thought it was the wrong massive bronze baby head. Apparently this is the one in Boston on the grounds of the MFA.

Every now and then you'll see a fully-loaded hot dog nestled in the grip of his left hand.

Cromwell did nothing wrong.

Keked.

Post more statues.

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Goats making out with human boners.

Is that a rare stirner on that flag?

I never thought I'd see underage buttocks on Veeky Forums.

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What the fuck? I live there!
I guess I know where I'm going this weekend.

as a bi person I find this very sexy

Post more lews statues

>as a bi person

You fucking weirdo, gas yourself
>inb4 /pol/tard

Yes, I used to be one, but you're still a weirdo

oh, offensive internet comments, im so afraid.

Why did you even reply

I guess to show that on the other side I really dont care. They want some sort of reaction out of me, whether its making me angry or making me think Veeky Forums is full of nazis. I dont give a fuck.

Yet you still replied

It's just a chink board, why are you guys getting upset lmao

"I'm the better man for not giving a fuck, yet I will still reply to tell him that"

t. irony

>give me attention

A monument to St Sergii in Radonezh designed by Vyacheslav Klykov.

worse than hitler

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why do you think he's dead?