/ssg/ - Soccer Spirits General #406

>no fun

OFFICIAL SOCCER SPIRITS MOST LOYAL WAIFU LIST
1. Linmay
2. Milky Way
3. Ravian
4. Uriel
5. Lynbell
6. Beatrice
7. Sharr
8. Elaine

What is it then?

>not using the knowledge of the past to move forward to new frontiers
How do you even function

Posting /ssg/'s mascot & goddess that will surely be getting buffed sometime soon.

>thought nice boat was a berserk meme

>linmay
Fucks every canine with a functioning penis
>milky way
Fucks everything with a functioning penis
>ravian
So old and busted she's getting weaker each year
>uriel
She gives some action to every player of the team at the same time each time she shots
>lynbell
Correct.
>beatrice
Losing her buttplug vibrator made her weaker. A shit
>sharr and elaine
Used by the whole playerbase

Debunked list.

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Dumb old weeb memes. Don't bother.

Homosexuals aren't allowed to use these threads.
try Handsome men or /y/ you prancing lala homoman

>y-y-you don't like my waify, y-y-you must be g-g-g-g-gay!
Go to bed, kiddo.

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>So old and busted she's getting weaker each year
>implying she is that terrible
Only one not insulted too, coincidence?

Will Patty ever get her EE?
>Been over a year since her release

>will surely be getting buffed sometime soon.

What would Nera even need?

>tfw climbed to platinum in pre-season with meme team
>won first match against a 14k team that had Angela
Can't wait to leave this as a wall in champs next season

post team

Sharr/Bora shouldn't have trouble with it though

How do you have the patience to run so many matches into draws

>Sage
>Cassiel

get in the line,

also i think miho was released before patty too

How would this team wall someone?
Just shoot at BI and pen through aslan

Shit team will 2-ko

isn't the new Magnus ace shit btw ? or it does help........... ???

I only timed out 5x during this entire pre-season so it's tolerable. Biggest issues are matches with Duran or Presty+Duran, Sam already has low crit dmg and Duran kills it further

Good luck trying to do something at all with that speed debuff

I don't really need BI heal badly, most teams don't crit my BT. I only need her to stack CR for my BT

Extra CR and CAR for backline, useful against Shura teams

Good thing my team is always at full action bar thanks to BI, Virgil, Beth and Uriel :^)

Good thing BI debuff lasts long :^)

i actually just noticed the "and light players" part and it does seem more useful now

Is this viable or meme?

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>Uriel :^)
:^) I remember running Nerua in my backline last season just to bully Uriel/Vonchi players, good times
I think it's viable but Shura instead of Milky would be better, after all Bora hits very high

I just told you my team you fucking autist

>call user an autist
>when he is autist enough to consider 4 players an entire team
UUUUUUH

post team

post team

no, you guys first

stop pretending to be me

post team

meat stop

>Urielfag starts the funposting yet again
I TOLD YOU GUYS, LIGHTFAGS ARE TO BLAME

guys stop and just post your team

It's not our fault you esports fags don't want to use an actual fun team.
Every single poster in this thread acts as a funposter, esportsfag or general autist just to entertain each other.

They added real time PvP to settle this kind of dispute pretty easily. Why are people arguing "what if" and boasting when they could be demonstrating things?

>tfw scared to live pvp Noa user and lose

stop this shet guys
lets talk about """"Balance""""

Sure. Like I said earlier, all they need to do to balance the game is buff Dark. that will shift the Meta off of Ardor, which will lead to a rise in Dark and WW teams as Ardor will slowly be phased out. This will also cuck thunderfags.

>btw im ready to unleash my monolight team with 4k HP starteas isillia and 350 CR + 70 DR + Latious

>isillia
>not kei
fucking pleb

I use that backline, only with a non-meme ace. It's strong, but not much reflex or sustain. You either finish games quick or die out over time.

>Lucian, Ronald, Irre, and Jin are just a shittier Kei
Defend this, lightfags?

>implying it's not a falseflagger refusing to post his team

probably

it was me

Bullshit. It was me you asshole. post (you)s or shut your thief mouth.

I want to cuddle this cutie

>Hat version

I want to cuddle her cute little hat

But why did you delet the one without the hat

What does she smell like?

>wanna go monolight
>no Beth
>no Jibril
what do

Cute hats

Wanted to post the hat one first, but I want to cuddle her regardless of her hat

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much better

much better

SHIT
i like it

>wanna quit
>remember all the time I wasted on this crap
>keep playing and adding more time to that waste of time

What else there's to say?
Only person who ever loved her is death, was an incestuous bitch and smells like a quiff. She's the most propense to be a Yandere, and therefore, most "loyal" slut, she has no other choice but to.

>wanna go monolight
>no Duke
>no Jibril
>Isillia gets OHKO anyway
I don't think it's worth it.

Is it worth giving up my Sharr, Elaine, Silla, Duke, Choi, Angela, Kevin, Duran, Virgil, and Magnus to go monodark w/ Presty?

Easily, just remember to use girls only

Don't worry, I felt that way about PAD and llsif, but after two days of dropping them I felt so happy and relieved of not being bound to that shit.

Did you really just ask this? Just switch your GK for Presty and that's as far as you go for dark.

Elaine alone is reason not to. No mono totem is as powerful as she is.

just finished maxing my Renee so no more Choi who was the last remaining male on my team

Proud of you user

More hats.

>going monolight
>no legends
>no problemo
Just follow your heart.

a pretty juicy hat

But a6k has shown me the true power of monodark cancer and how it surpasses rainbow cancer.

Why is she wearing 2 bras

Athletic top over a swimsuit. Same as her wearing shorts over her swimsuit.

It happens all the time here with beach volleball as swimsuit tops don't give enough support.

Then why wear the swimsuit?

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much better

Post hats

oh noes,
ssg is gonna become just like team fortress 2 now

>wear a swimsuit when on vaction at the beach and are swimming
>Someone invites you to come play beach volleyball
>put on more athletic support or a loose shirt over swimsuit

This is typically what happens. People always think of olympic beach volleyball, but in that they wear atheltic uniforms that only resemble swimsuits. It's all fake and thye are not meant for water.

Real beach volleyball is player by girls in swimsuits, possibly wearing an extra layer of clothing on top for modesty or extra support.

Yeah, makes more sense.

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