League of Legends General - /lolg/

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Best girl. Edition.

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>120 memes too early

how do i do shen?

lulufag needs to be gassed

$150 for placements
$100 bronze v to silver v
$150 silver v to gold v
$250 bronze v to gold v

Drop your skype

Best girl.
Best legs.
Best wife.

how much for s1 2 won placements and 2 lost placemts into g5?

>paying that kind of money to get ranks
>15$ a game for placements

lmao

> be jungle noob
> pick evelynn
> rekt enemy team
> enemy team: "says report eve" and wishes me to "get fucked in the ass"
> they wouldnt surrender
> feels good
> at the end of the game, I see that I had bought more control wards that the rest of my entire team.
> enemy team bough ZERO control wards, noobs

with protection preferably,he surely fucks his ninja slut friend and i heard that degenerate whore fucks with beasts.
can't be to safe these days.

Lulu is the adorablest!

i meant how to play him not fuck him you twat.

yes that was the meme user

Xth for leagues biggest and best bust!

I have never put a boot up someone's ass far as I did in this game.

You don't need to play him very hard to get him to fuck you if that was what you were after

>HURRR I DON"T EXPLAIN MYSELF PROPERLY BUT YOU ARE THE RETARDED HERE BECAUSE YOU CAN"T GUESS WHAT I MEANT ORIGINALLY

Name a better champion

Pro tip: You cant

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

So you just want one win? $5.

What. The. Fuck.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Man your prices are all over the place.

$15/game for placements

~$3/game for Bronze-Silver
~$5/game for Silver-Gold
~$4/game for Bronze-Gold

And that's assuming you win every single game, which you probably won't. Drops a lot lower even with a 70% winrate.

how the hell

I have

So many questions

>yasuo shittalks me in lanephase after his jungle xin cheese ganks me lvl 3
"oops u dont have flash lol xD"
heh...

HOLY FUCK

nice 22k dmg
your support almost had more

>mspainting this hard

>cheese ganks me lvl 3
I was unaware lolbabs call a simple gank "cheese" these days. Damn.

Holy shit, you are not only not me, but you are very good looking and skilled!
Can I be one of your many friends, since I am not you and all and you're so muscular and intelligent?

best yordle
best husbando

xth for BoxBox a lewd!

nice shop friendo

Anything that ruins my 1v1s is cheese, why don't you go 1v1 my jungler instead poosy

my customers have all been satisfied with my service

it's usually by word of mouth but things have been slow. I shill my shit on tons of other forums but I thought why not give this place a shot. might work out, might not, so nothing wrong with trying

also all of this money is tax free and it's better than doing whatever shit jobs are out there that aren't at least $20 an hour. most people on here don't have the kind of money for boosts to plat or even diamond which is why I'm offering these "prices all over the place"

>15 assists
>your teammates have no kills
Damn...

do I get a refund when you prove you can't carry

skaarl killed the remaining 15

>looking him up and photoshoping his match to make him look bad
How fucking insecure do you have to be to bash the most attractive and skilled and pious player in /lolg/?

Back off! She's mine!

Annie > Lulu

Nigga i see cheaper prices to get to plat than that shit

I SHALL BRING GREAT SUFFERING

>42-42 = 15
so good he bends math
this is the power of chocobo knights

bah, mediocre!

like most places I try to get a division done a day regardless of wins or losses. it's optimal for me to not lose. never had anybody ask for a refund for losing a match tho that's p ridiculous

only times I refund are when I don't have the time to do the boost and I will let the customer know asap. usually only happens at the end of the season though

>level 19
gets me every time

>Yasuo still feeding

heh...

Pretty embarrassing when you post it twice on the discord, and after no one pays attention you post it again on lolg.

yeah a lot of pathetic freaks browse here

so much for my 100% rengar win rate

Flex me?

>being wrong

Lulu is C U T E

>kled player
I don't know what you were expecting.

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>what talent would you like to see
says the guy who flamed all game

meanwhile our mid is feeding like its going out of style

>what are timestamps

this nigga had two pairs of sorc treads before the enemy team told him to sell them
he had us all muted because jg wouldnt gank cause he kept overextending and not warding

pottery

>tfw gave up the NEET life after 5 years and got hired today at a grocery store
What am I in for bros?

Directly to the right of his username.

>people still doing the armor pen meme on ADCs

Nothing tilts me harder because you know they won't do anything mid-late game.

>play jungle
>adc is being shit as per usual
>call him shit
>'guess u can just win the game without me. i afk farm'
>call him shit again, telling him to kill himself and proceed to win game alone
>i get 5 honors and he gets reported by both teams for being afk. "A player you reported has been punished" after my next game

Please feel this with me. Know that justice sometimes do get served.

Is Caitlyn/Annie the most oppressive bot lane duo in the game? I can only farm with Jhin's W in fear of getting point and click stunned then chained CC to death.

Any tips on the matchup other than farming under turret?

>playing ARAM
>roll Soraka
>teammate wants me to get a health kit
>tell them that's dumb since it will be better for a teammate to grab instead of relying on me for heals
>they proceed to purposely die one time and go afk for a few minutes

Why are people so sensitive about being corrected?

The Shadow Isles sing louder than any siren.

Lulu is cute and adorable and i wanna hold her tightly and keep her safe and warm.

I wanna cuddle Jinx

...

holy shit just played a ranked game with a riot employee as my support lmfao

nervous af

>got first blood because they tried to invade
>lost bot lane because cait/blitz combo
>won game because of an ap lucian meme and tank heavy zac/gp

what a ride

Normals anyone? euw

>being this autistic
He posted it once there, then here, then again there.
You were wrong, sorry.

...

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Name 3 champions that can

>Top and Support
>Jungle and ADC
>Mid and Jungle
>Support and Jungle
>Mid and ADC
>Top and ADC

Hard mode
>Support and ADC

still mine!

kayle, lee sin, quinn, lulu, cho

there, done. They can play all positions.

Lol.

what up fags, 7 decides jungle only name for acc.
Atleast attempt to make it witty you talentless hacks.

*watches nightblu stream once*
hate these cancer faggots

Bush Muncher 3000

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

phallus vacuum

urLiafu4myWaifu

>tfw no adc gf

richard cranium

george

A-anyone want to talk about BL or just anime about cute boys doing cute things? Maybe suggest a champion concept? Or even discuss how cute Ezreal is? P-please, I need something to distract me from real life.

>Top and Support
Sion.
>Jungle and ADC
Twitch, Graves.
>Mid and Jungle
Evelyn, Cho'gath, Gragas
>Support and Jungle
Ivern
>Mid and ADC
Varus
>Top and ADC
Vayne, Quinn
>Support and ADC
You got me there. I remember support Ashe being a meme build, though.

It's a dry wittiness.

the best way to deal with toxic people is to not respond under any circumstance

yes? no?

Poppy, Maokai, Sion

Kindred, Graves, Twitch

Kayle, Malz, Fiddle

Nunu, Ali, Kench

Kog, Ezreal, Varus

Vayne, Graves, Quinn

Ashe, MF, Jhin

>It's a comeback despite a 13k gold disadvantage episode
Never give up, user!

congrats fucktard, its unavailable.

heres your (you)

respond in a friendly manner and then report them for being abusive and unsportsmanlike


garenteed chat bans

Mordekaiser

>actually got it
>unavailable

Boo hoo, try some leet numbers.

>TFW the generals for games you play are all dead or autistic, in which case this one is both

I want to massage Janna's ears!