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Old Thread: >Crews for GTA:O
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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL

>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

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Nth for Buffalo bell

gta online is shit

Yes, GTAV is worth the 30 bucks it costs on steam.

xth for 0$ damage

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Pogo mask
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Roosevelt Valor (regular is fine)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

>Social Club still processes Snapmatic Selfies quickly.
>This issue has been fixed since forever.
>There are no threads on their forums.
>thousands of responses from Rockstar, no need to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting works.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Minutes later my avatar changes.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, including Snapmatic.

YOU GUYS BETTER NOT RUN ANOTHER FULL GTAG LOBBY TONIGHT!!!

It's so lonely when I try to join and it tries to add me to a queue. :(

>associates who don't deliver chrome cars
>associates who don't customize in less than thirty seconds

suitable grounds for termination.

I don't think you'll have that problem with half the active members banned

is there even a gtag lobby?

No, GTAV is not worth the 30 dollars it costs on Steam.

Right now, yes.

eh, good point.

Usually in the afternoons one gets fired up and it'll be almost entirely GTAG.

Awesome for warehouse sales because you get a huge sell bonus for rival CEOs and GTAG has a no crew kill rule.

I un-ironically love this crew.

Is that on PC or PS4?

PC

>watching achievement hunters play GTAO
>you will never have this much fun

Feels bad mang

>LJT calls me constantly for some fucking id shop a solar system away and a coke shop that goes through chemicals like a coke addict through coke
>Theres no option to not call him, its just the accept call option
>If you dont accept the call, it automatically does it within 2 seconds

WHAT THE FUCK REEE REEE REEEE

Post best GTA songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=q0b0jIaCEHU

THE RHYTHM THE REBEL WITHOUT A PAUSE IMMA LOWERING MY LEVEL

How to into hackerbux?

Fuck grinding away for $2m just for a single car.

add swords to the game

Give me your GTA 3D rankings.

>San Andreas
>Vice City
>GTA V
>GTA III
>power gap
>GTA IV

Okay the science experiment concludes,
weed and meth ended at ~40%, I'm actually not sure if this is a bug or intended but coke and cash got to 50%. Will need to test some more or correlate with other scientists.

You never know with rockstar.

Played all of them, genuinely love all of them.

Thanks for trying it out mate.

>Pull sword out in a PVP battle
>Get shot
>Pull sword out in a PVE battle
>Get shot

just gotta rush em like a dumbass until it works like any warrior worth their salt

r/gtagivers

why temposirisesta spoiler so dumb?
why license plate best?

i am really greatat game s

>GTAV
>GTAIV
These are the only two I've played.

Shut the fuck up. If you're serious you're a lame mother fucker.

Has callmeqt posted today? I haven't seen her on PSN.

Has catower posted today? I haven't seen him on PC.

Been gone for a while. What happened to the normal group of autismos and popular kids? Was there drama in the past few months?

Is Languagez on m8? I haven't seen him on PSN.

You're shit and you know it, will be adding you to the KOS list.

Has blaterwanco posted today? I haven't seen her on PC.

Has nessi posted today? I haven't seen him on PC.

PC gtag

ID: .Lithei

Played the everloving shit out of GTA:O on Xbox back on release.
Dying to play te campaign again and I'm thinking of getting it on PC, is it too late to get back into Online? Is it nothing but a wasteland of super level faggots in tanks and choppers? Or is there still a place for two bit criminals?

Haha, better than you, pal. You noncreative cuck.

when will it snow

>deliver the modded 811

>kill anyone but "normies" list
>still hasn't added "The guy who posts the list every thread"

pussy-ass bitch nigga.

Not only is you a bitch
you a BITCH ASS NIGGA

>mfw I have reported every single one of these players on PC

>when your senpai tries to destroy your delivery vehicle but you were saved by grace

>SA
>VC
>V
>III

You tried tier

>IV

What happens if another player is stealing/selling a car that you already have? Can you get a duplicate, or does it not work for some reason?

so i just bought GTA V with the $8,000,000 funbux add on.

waiting for the game to install, but what do i use this money on and to fuck over as many people as possible.

>Just bought GTA5
>Thinking he'll fuck over anybody
You got levels and heists to grind yet m8 before you can do any of that

>Apartment with 10 car garage
>Office
>Vehicle warehouse
>Buzzard
>Hydra
Also, go to lifeinvader.com (In real life, not in the game), sign in with your Social Club info, and stalk Warstock and Legendary Motorsports to get discounts on your first purchase.

are you telling me this game isn't P2W, was i bamboozled by /v/?

You already fucked yourself over for paying extra on sharkcards.

Will I get instabanned like everyone says just for looking at a hacker?

I dont want to lose £20 :(

Yes. You have next to no health until you reach around the high 90s to not get one shotted by most weapons. You need to be 43 for the Buzzard and you need to do a late setup heist mission to get the Hydra.

57rd for tranny nutrition shakes

You're the 56th reply though, faggot.

well the game was $30 and the shark bundle was $60 and i already had $30 in my wallet and the shark card is like $100 by itself so i'd say i made out like a bandit

>in a week l already made from exporting cars half of what I've made doing crates in 6 months
>and having twice the fun in the process
literally best DLC

SC:rustytreats
PC gtag

>how to lose a star quickly.gif

Makes you wonder what R* has in store if they are giving us a easy way to make money. Hopefully Mansions.

Your best bet is piggybacking the crew. At this point you need rp more than money, which means you should be an associate and stay glued to your CEO so you get the proximity rp bonus, and even if you're not making that much money on the CEO work, you are earning a ton of rp, probably more than anything else considering there's no loading screens. Once you get to level 40-50 and unlock the buzzard, then you can start buying your own office and all that shit, but until you're level 90 you'll be at a disadvantage. The other benefit of being an associate is that you can actually watch how it's done before you do it, learn some things, try out your CEO's vehicles to see which ones you like, etc.
Soon as you can do heists, try to run them. You'll get first-time bonuses and it will unlock the hydra for you eventually, which is the great equalizer of online.

The only bandit is rockstar for managing to jew you so fucking hard

>Mansions
apartments/stilts are useless enough as it is, what could you possibly do in a mansion to justify a minimum 1.7m price

a house full of men all oiled up
press e oil them up more

>you will never own an ancient roman ludus full of oiled-up gladiators that have to do everything they're told and refer to you as dominus

y live tho

Do hackers spawn money on people to try to get them banned?

They always fuck with me then come back and spawn money on me, i dont even want it because i dont want to take the risk, i have to abandon my crew what the fuck are these autistic faggots doing

what the fuck i suddenly have fucking $450,000 how is that even possible

should i tell rockstar this shit happened to try to avoid being banned or what?

bags of 2000 you will be fine

bags of 12000 or something like that is no good

but for a small amount like that you wont have problems

>I made out like a bandit by spending $30 on a digital currency, something which took the developers 0 effort to implement, offers no permanent benefits, and costs the same as the entire game
Thanks for helping us get more free DLC, I guess.

fucking christ these assholes are trying to get me banned

what the fuck is wrong with the pieces of shit who mod this game god damn

Dry your tears, little one. They just wipe the hack bux

I hope modders start giving everyone they see shitloads of money so half the player base gets auto banned and Rockstar is forced to rethink their ban policy.

SC: HOOD61

Crew to join: PC GTAG

they wipe your entire character now

they are ive left so many damn games because moneybags just start raining on my head out of nowhere when im standing in my apartment

Quick! claim your daily driver before anyone else or else it's gone!

And I managed to recreate that exact colour too.

>Filename

Somehow it's a pretty good drifter
Comfy too

What was the e-mail to send modder evidence to?

snitches get stitches

snitches get the bitches

It's a game, not the streets.

those bitches are witches

Post your favorite garage.

It is never not time to fast.

>$1.7M for a mansion
In your fucking dreams, that shit would start at $10M.

Ted's seed and feed

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report modders. not mothers.

I know both cheat. But I can only report 1 of those.

TT banwave really did kill this general huh?

It killed the PC circlejerk, so that's good.

It's also bringing other xboners out of the woodworks, so that's also good news.

Nah not really, most people are busy playing or not being useless. There's a primetime for every general, generally two for this general with one being mostly Euros and Brits and one being mostly North Americans.

none of this is true, circlejerk is alive and well and most got new accounts, even though only like 10 people got banned

literally go to bed qt

>xbone
>qt
That faggot isn't one of us

Do any of you know how to spawn hostile npcs with trainer that wont attack you right away or run away when using the ignore player option.

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fucking call me a retarded yank xboner again