Why doesn't your car have storage space under the front hood?

Why doesn't your car have storage space under the front hood?

because it is front-engined

it does though?

technically speaking you could store stuff under it

dem leaves and snow
hello rust

why do you carry around a gas canister

i put a pizza under my hood once

incase i run out of petrol near a smaller town that doesn't have a 24hour shop but has 24 hour pumps.

I'm not gonna bash or disrespect you by throwing insults, but get yourself a can, you maybe won't be needing it yourself but someone near the road might.
I got $100 form someone that was in a big hurry and got to know him later and turns out he knows a mechanic that I exclusively go to since he works for the brand of my car.

It's like $12 bucks and it can safe you or someone else in a dire pinch.

I guess I can store stuff here...

it does, thats where i store the engine and batter

...

>kill a person
>hide the body in your car
>headon with large truck
>squishy body of your victim softens the impact and safes you

That's where the engine is.
Why doesn't your ''''''sports'''''' car have a boot?

It does, beside the tiny engine.

Not that guy, but I have a frunk and a trunk. Feelsprettygood

Mine does. That's where I store the engine.

>Why doesn't your car have storage space under the front hood?
I prefer to store the heavy engine in front. That way, if there is a collision, there isn't an engine in my trunk that tries to move forward into the passenger compartment.

>Penis comes through the windshield and decapitates you

Boxster?

It does. I remove the air filter and use air box to store nick nacks and such.

Why don't you just store a spare engine in the front then?

Penis

it does
>the spare tire is kept there

That's not a valid excuse

every gas station on planet earth sells them

for less than $12

Frequent warming and cooling if rubber over long periods of time is good

...

does that engine even get warm? i can imagine that it stays lukewarm at best.

An EA81 isn't exactly a firebreather. Rotate your tires often and make some heat shielding if you care that much.

Never thought about it that way.
And I have a mid engine car, so fuck you for making me concerned about this.

It does, but the engineers put the engine in there so there's not much room for anything else.

>Why don't you just store a spare engine in the front then?
The inflated spare tire is stored in the front. Its shape cannot be compromised, so there is no room for an engine there.

Because it's not a shitty Audi.

There's so much of it in mine that I even put an engine in there.

But it has

Lmao fucking cuck
Can it even fit a dragon dildo???

It's not shit cuck audi

Holy shit.

what the fuck am I looking at? What's that image supposed to mean?

More or less doesn't matter (some have high taxes and those cost more than $12 there.

But you ain't gonna reach to that gas station if you don't have a spare gas canister to begin with.

theres no room for storage in there

wait what. someone explain please.

Mice senpai

squirrel

can you read?

That's how I want to go.