remember that you will never be as pathetic as shipperfags
remember that you will never be a gayboy
Dylan Peterson
Bloo
William Williams
Hana!
Brody Campbell
Hey you, yes, you! You can do it! Just keep working at it and eventually it'll be great! Be the person your loved ones want you to be! Be happy! Never give up! Never surrender!
Justin Baker
I love Hana.
Elijah Morgan
Post favorite maps!
Nepal Hollywood King's Row
Tyler Cox
Best girls
Ian Torres
xth for daddy.va
salty normies leave REEEEE
Parker Diaz
Stop fighting 1 meter outside the big red square
Robert Reyes
Is this the only available /owg/? Jesus, this is sad.
Ryan Scott
Dva would never want the old seed of 76. She is a pure maiden, only choosing the highest of quality partners.
Joshua Campbell
which one is the best?
Aiden Edwards
...
Jack Robinson
>implying d.va would choose anyone at all
Lucas Edwards
3, final is the worst one
Camden Reed
Not the final one, that's for sure.
Tyler Myers
>game set in the future >white people still exist >christmas is still celebrated
It is almost as if what /pol/ says is unrealistic bullshit that will never happen and people who actually go outside know it!
Really fired up my neurons.
Ayden Taylor
Hey guys I just bought the game for the first time on sale and it came with pic related. The voice lines were "winky face" "you're guardian angel" and "hit me"
Is this a good drop? Should I play D.Va from the start?
Sorry forgot picture!
Luis Lopez
That's not nice
Benjamin Cox
just got to gm solo queue basically filling in any role that isn't rein so I played ana most of the time, tried to avoid lucio because I don't use voice and he's hard to carry without timing speed boosts in voice
i need to meet a pro in a game and troll him enough to check my season 1 "rank" then he will post it on his twitter blaming the new s3 ranking system :^)
Logan Hall
FUCK THIS SHIT. Literally started today, level 6 and got all the arcade lootboxes. Guess what, found two legendaries and they are a fucking dupe. I hate this shit
Gabriel Miller
How do I get out of the hell that is low gold?
Tyler Cook
if you are going to get triggered and bogeyman /pol/, you're better off leaving
that's the site now
Kevin White
Thanks Blizzardshits, you ruined my christmas.
Isaac Butler
I want to have sex with Hana Song and have her shout "Gee Gee!!!" everytime she climaxes
Evan Johnson
where'd you find that
Parker Cooper
>make Arcade menu with gimmicky/fun gamemodes >still make it about winning because of lootbox system
That is considered the worst kind of drops, friend, sorry to say that. Basically, boxes have 4 items, and the rarity of those items are random, but you will ALWAYS have ATLEAST 1 blue, they rank from >White/Gray >Blue >Pink >Orange/Yellow The white/gray ones are purely voice lines and sprays, which are each worth 25 credits. Blue is basic recolors or player icons Pink is more special hero recolors, emotes or highlight intros Lastly, Yellow/Orange are the most advanced hero skins, they usually edit some aspects of the hero, some special emotes also fall in this category. As for playing D.Va from the start, I see no point in not doing it, but make sure to diversify your assets, playing other heroes instead of exclusively playing D.Va. Her skills can be translated into other heroes, but she's a bit too unique for a full switch such as from McCree to Widowmaker.
Welcome to the game, friend! Feel free to ask any questions you have!
Communications and game sense, aiming is highly rated, but it won't save you from troll picks. Being unable to communicate will usually put you at a huge disadvantage. Playing Roadhog is also a huge boon, with being able to turn any 6v6 into 6v5.
Evan Davis
the biggest board, /b/, not on there?
John Hill
You don't
Robert Jones
would you archive your shits?
Jace Green
>/b/ >biggest
no
Eli Reed
Thanks Reinanon, hope you have a nice Christmas!
Ian Morales
yes?
Jaxon Rivera
I just had my first couple of games as Genji. He feels like Lucio with a double jump and a dash instead of wallrunning. I feel like he's really good at holding a point but people do the exact opposite with him.
Also Mercy seemed to ignore me. Is this normal as Genji?
Wyatt Peterson
what year do you think it is?
Benjamin Wood
Nope.
Thanks to their setting up an enclave on reddit it's /pol/ now
Charles Robinson
>know your maps >know where to position >know what counters what hero your team is having a hard time against >talk to your teammate >don't binge on rank. Have breaks every hour.
Ryder Robinson
>mfw Hearthstone streamers do it better than Overwatch streamers OVERKEKS ABSOLUTELY BTFO & DESTROYED & KEKED TO OBLIVION
Oliver Gonzalez
It's /pol/ now grandad.
Levi Murphy
Same to you, friend!
Andrew Brown
Thanks. Where I'm at now, I feel like I've improved a ton with aiming. Set my settings much lower and now I can actually track.
I generally try to join voice chat when I get into a game, but rarely do people ever reply or take direction.
What should I do when my teammates pick something stupid? I've been having to default to supports and tanks because no one likes to pick them, but when my dps run off and trickle, it doesn't matter how good I do.
Dylan Butler
wew I'd love to see some proof that includes every board
Sebastian Roberts
95% of my time has been Rein/Dva/Lucio.
I have no idea where the sideroutes and healthpacks are.
Nolan Nguyen
Hearthstone is a lot easier to watch and know whats going on.
Carter Turner
That's a cute boy
Wyatt Morales
FUCKING GENJI FUCKERS AND FUCKING WINSTON SHITTERS LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Evan Torres
>Genji fuckers How would I even fuck him, user?! He's a cyborg robot thing! Does he even have a working peepee?!
Dominic Reed
I think you mean /project/
Caleb Martinez
>landing that dink when Genji swift strikes you >landing any dink on Genji in general
HA! JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE BOYS
Christian Bailey
>Finally get a legendary winter skin >its Mei
REEEEEEEEEEE
Jack Rogers
Haven't played OW in months
What should I look out for
Is pharah still only as good as her enemies are shit? she was my bae
Aiden Long
JUST FUCKING GIVE ME TRACER AND WINSTON SKINS ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
I WANT TO SAVE MY COINS
Adrian Hernandez
>Thanks. Where I'm at now, I feel like I've improved a ton with aiming. Set my settings much lower and now I can actually track. Great start, friend! >I generally try to join voice chat when I get into a game, but rarely do people ever reply or take direction. This seems to be complained about a lot, and there's not much you can do about it, have you checked to make sure that people have joined the voice channel? Something as simple as saying "Join voice channel please" reight before a match does wonders! >What should I do when my teammates pick something stupid? I've been having to default to supports and tanks because no one likes to pick them, but when my dps run off and trickle, it doesn't matter how good I do. Aye, not much to do about either, but this partly ties in with the last point, tell them what they're doing wrong and how to fix it. Tell everyone to group up for a push and *hope* they listen. Worst case scenario, you jsut gotta go Zenyatta or Ana for that DPS heal. If none of these things work, and no matter what you do it's not getting fixed, then there's still the last ditch effort of finding friends/people to group up with. There's plenty of people in this general alone that want to get out of gold just like you but they're too embarrassed to tell their rank. Swallow you confidence and ask for help!
A timeframe of when you stopped would be helpful to say what went wrong/right. Did you leave during Sombra reveal? Summer games?
Easton Gray
when will we get a short about dva doing kpop concerts for MEKA pilots?
Lets see, i think i stopped playing right after the summer games and I played a tiny bit during the halloween thing
Also is it my pc's fault or what, when i go into the match sometimes all models take like a min to load and my fps goes from 60-80 to like 3, or stays at 60 but spikes constantly.
Henry Reyes
>when you finally pull off the janky hook on Ana in a real game
Carson Harris
This. My friend who's not into fps and never played OW said that he doesn't understand a shit about what's going on during pro plays. Also comparing a f2p with a 40$ game is a bit unfair
Carter Hernandez
Is mercy a bad character to climb to gm with?
Zachary Lee
>tfw no asian gf to cosplay as D.Va for me
Nathan Hill
Any future with AI off world colonisation in it and and an actual functioning society, has to have white people in it.
Camden Gray
anyone else get chills when they pop-absolutely-the-fuck-off as widow?
the dream is real. we're gonna snibedy snaib them real gud.
Chase Rogers
Urgh
>implying I have friends
Robert Jackson
>play no limits >all the faggots doing the exact same picks as they would in a normal qm
Asher Clark
...
Dylan Young
>play QP to escape the boring meta >enemy team always is full meta minus sometimes one player
Juan Hall
Thanks Anonhardt, I'll try and step up more with calling out for comms.
I've already become proficient with zenny, and routinely geld gold or silver elims with him, and while I have gold healing as well, it just doesn't seem to be enough healing alone.
Can I ask what rank you are, just to put advise in perspective?
Dominic Fisher
How are you gonna celebrate Christmas Eve /owg/ ?
Ethan Turner
Have the nice dinner with the family. How about you user?
Asher Reed
Slitting my wrists
Jackson Gray
What people find in being "friendly" in this game >"omg why did you kill me ;c"
Jaxson Morgan
...
Angel Watson
sleep dart should not last that long
Sebastian Flores
With a gun barrel to mouth
Jason Mitchell
>implying your team of shitters dont immediately wake the target with damage anyway instead of getting basically a respawn times worth of freedom
Lucas Morgan
fucking do it
Carter Thompson
>12k overshekels Just buy some shit.
Jonathan Davis
I always feel bad for waking up sleepers when I'm playing projectile heroes, but sometimes it's not my fault.
Don't sleep dart someone on the front line
Jaxon Fisher
thats not nice
Jordan Bailey
Blizzard seems to want to make the characters as diverse as possible. Who will be the inevitable jewish hero?
Cooper James
Would be fun if the Lucio comic confirms he is dating D.va The christmas comic showed her perfoming a show and Lucio with a scheduled concert in Kings Row
Brandon Bailey
Oh boy, let's see >General Cost of all ults have been increased by 10% Selfhealing will now also raise your ult The game heavily relies on a tank meta, most comp games are filled with 3-4 tanks and Ana, the rest is usually S76, Zenyatta, or Lucio Pharah had a change, she now has more splash damage, but no more guaranteed knockback, this change has mixed receptions Hanzo has a smaller arrow, but more arrow speed New map! Eichenwalde Comp ranking has changed drastically Gibraltar no longer has the first point under the overlook thing >Buffs Soldier 76 got a pretty big damage boost that pretty much made him stronger than McCree Zenyatta now has 50 more shields, raising his health up to 200 Mei's ult now has more range Torbjorn now generates scrap with damage done Widowmaker takes less time to scope-in D.Va got more health and a reworked Defense Matrix, kind of like a more advanced Reinhardt Shield but less accessable >Nerfs Genji got a bit of them, less animation cancel, and no more tripmle jumps (double jump, climb wall, extra jump) Lucio has less healing and his Amp It Up now boosts speed less Ana's nano boost no longer boosts speed Zarya gets less charge per bubble (Max 40%) >Changes Symmetra has had a HUGE overhaul, way too much to add to this already long list (Haha!), best to look it up
As for using Pharah, you *can* but she's easily outclassed with the new S76 and all the stuff Zen and Ana have. However, Pharmercy is a decently used "meta" that is still greatly effective!
I don't know, friend. I'd like to say that I'm part of GM, but I'm barely master!
Rank 3524, although I've heard ranking is heavily inflated in Season 3.
Ryder Clark
I'm gonna go take care of my grandfather with dementia and my grandmother with parkisons.
Dominic Bell
>implying Hana would want some dirty brazilian
Lucas Ward
Will pharah ever get decent buffs?
I don't have a qt gf to be my healslut
Xavier Foster
Lucio is obviously a twink
David Morgan
If the world has mostly left handed, nothing would be different except tools would generally be made for left-handed people. No problem at all. It literally has no effect on life if left-handed people were the majority.
If the world was mostly gay, we would die or be a much less populous species (actually, the gays would relatively drive themselves into minority status and the straight people would eventual become the majority through natural selection).
Jaxon Torres
why aren't generals moderated better?
every general is just 90% waifu/tumblr fags after first month of a games release
it's like this is just a containment thread for all you fags and if i really wanted to discuss the game i should make a thread on /v/
Bentley Johnson
>implying Hana would want a dirty old man who thinks he's still fighting a war that ended years ago