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>Tips and guides
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HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
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Comp Wiki: comp.tf
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UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
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that table taunt for heavy is really weird honestly

Don't be silly goy
Buy the taunt

i can't take the knot yet

ok /tf2g/, what should i name my noble amassment of hats

2 decides

Poor and Irish

Noble Amassment of Shit

What did valve gift tf2 players this christmas?

nice

I was going to try for "noble amassment of feces" but then you posted

The same shit as every other year. The sock with freebies in it like a paint, BP expander, Name/Desc tags. Yada yada yada, Valve doesn't care enough for TF2

thx

goddamnit

slightly better matchmaking
the usual stocking
that's about it

I wish you could just wear the sock on your head, at least then the sock might have some value.

thx

Some value? The same sock every single person who launches TF2 gets for free?

Nahh

9 decides description
go go go

Hey, earbuds and halos still have some value despite everyone also having one of those for launching the game under certain circumstances.

I literally forgot what halos are for, I just know that I have one.

Reminder

Those are different

Oh, you're playing TF2 on a Mac? Have some earbuds
Oh, you don't idle for hours on end and cheat or whatever it was? Have a Halo
Oh, you play on Linux? Have a Penguin

The sock is literally "You own the game. Whether you got it at launch or today, have a sock on us with some goodies"

it stinky

Christmas is for jerks.

nigger

For the Shitbag who believes even his shit deserves a shit

i want bbc

t-thanks /tf2g/

get the perfect family gift at bad-dragon.com

get the perfect family gift at bad-dragon.com

big black caps

I'm having a real problem, maybe someone feels the same way:

I got in a shit-talking contest with someone around Thanksgiving in some retarded community server. I would have thought I would have let it go by now, but I haven't. Every time I think I'm feeling good, I think 'Yeah but remember that one time?' and my whole day is ruined.

Does anyone else feel the same way about shit-talking or am I being autistic?

you aren't autisitc, but you've got some problems you need to work out

All you can do is try to be a better person from now on

been out of the game for a minute, how shit is the Tesla Coil effect?

Its pretty cool. people just shit on the newer effects.

what up kiddo
wanna hear about how my epic 6s team had a blast destroying some fools today?
oh wait, ur probably too UNCOOL to even comprehend how awesome we are
whatever, do you still trade? i would be pretty sad if after years of playing this game all i learnt was the value of some cosmetic garbage and how to scam 12 year olds online
anyway, gotta merc now , cya later alligat0r

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Come on guys, i need a 9

*gives you a 9*

I might, I wish I could talk to the guy and say I'm sorry. It would take a lot off my chest.

Yes, but I want to be a better person back then. It's a feeling that's been haunting me.

"i won this back in 'nam you commies"

gun

Seconding

"I rolled a 9 and all I got was this lousy description"

my waifu is shit

I'm still not seeing a 9
You guys can do better than this

there, you just rolled your own desc
"I'm still not seeing a 9, you guys can do better than this"

But where's the fun in that
I want those certified quality tf2g rolls

if 9, gabe is fat

...

go and kill stupid niggers

President Trump

Go to boards.Veeky Forums.org/d for quality fun time

I Love Asriel Dreemurr

i love dragon knots :3

for desc now
you niggas work fast

>its another badwater game ruined by a spawncamping demo with three quickfix medics because the second spawn door doesn't fucking open until a few points have been capped for some fucking reason?!
>demo goes "gg ez" once the round ends

who are the biologically female tf2gs

"I want Asriel to jam his fat dreamy cock in my ass~"

are you fucking kidding me

fuckin hell post medics or whatever jeez

careless whisper

...

¡a besta!

lmao you are now the biggest furry faggot in all of the Brazilian servers

Really thinking about it, Lone Survivor would be super nice on Medic.

I am the reindeerest

I am glad that's for pyro, sold mine for a good amount.

...

post your favorite fragmovie
ill start
youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4

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Merry Christmas

reminder to turn off cosmetics
teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

Help, I can't stop sucking dicks!

ded

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And nobody has gotten a nine for my roll yet

What did you get for Christmas, /tf2g/?

here's your 9, faggot

chocolates and a bottle of alcohol
good haul

*riggles*

A dead dog on christmas eve
So i guess despair

Fuck user

I feel ya
My grandfather died today so
Also my cat is getting put down in a day or two

not epic at all

Run The Jewels 3vv

Jesus christ dude, that's even worse, my condolences
Hope they were both good people

They were
cat was a bit of a little shit though

It's whatever though, it's not the end of the world.

Hope your dog dieing didn't make you feel too torn up today. Christmas is absolutely terrible when some sort of death happens around it.

Much needed isolation and solitude

a ps4, a tv for my room and an electric guitar
i'm very low maintenance and don't ask for a lot so i feel like i won't need any more christmas presents for like 5 or 10 years

red text gunslinger and a strange pda
a nendriod of muh waifu

>PSU is dead
>cant play videogames in christmas vacation
>by the time the new PSU arrives i will barely have any time to play
shittiest chr*stmas ever

my dog died 2 days before christmas, so I know your pain user. Breed and age?

Some kind of cross between a charles spaniel and something else, old as fuck, we thought 15/16 years
He had been blind for an year and a half but didn't let it stop him at all, and was always upbeat even in his old age
It's a miracle he got so far, but it was still unexpected

More pajamas. I get the same thing every year.

sounds like they lived a full life. Hope you can find solace in that and try and be happy with the time you had with them.

nothing

>Got more than 20 dollars worth of gifts
>Probably around 500 dollars
>"Im relly low maintenance guys"

i didn't ask for or expect any of it
i would have been fine with socks

$20 steam card
$50 check
$10 cash
$50 card
shirt, sweater, pants, and some candy

But it's not like I needed anything. I want a new laptop though.

Ok, last time you guys couldn't do anything right
Let's try again, this time the roll is filename

Play a song for tf2g