You're driving on a single lane road through the twisties and you see pic related aggressively tailgating you

It's a Commodore with plastic spoilers, doesn't change the fact it cannot turn to save its life.

everyone here feigns being a car guy

everyone here is just a douchebag trying to commit insurance fraud

everyone here feel so bad about themself they would lash out at a total stranger

My older shitbox that's significantly lighter handles ok.

When I can afford some decent tyres it will be even better

Turn on eurobeat and beat off the night

shift into s gear then floor it
roll down my window at the next traffic light and say whats the retail on those?

>Beat off into the night

Turn 360 degrees and drive away

You keep spare spark plugs to toss out of your window?

Let him pass when there is room because I'm all about a comfy drive

Yes. You don't?

Find a turn out and let him by because I've got nothing to prove to anyone. Also because if he's out to have some fun going fast why should I spoil it

Laugh that he's stuck behind my 80HP shitbox, then do this

>not carrying car rock/car rock substitutes
It's like you never owned a car

Lol not him but I actually do have spare spark plugs within my reach as the driver, I might do this one day

Don't mind if I do

Speed up as much as possible to get that ass hat going at a good clip. Then dump the box and half of roofing nails I have in my passenger floorboard.

Trailer life.

Pull over and let him pass, if he keeps it up about speeding I should see a crash up ahead.

Signal to let him overtake, then tailgate him instead to see if I can keep up, much easier to drive in the twisties with a car to keep pace with

use the window clean spray for my rearwindow so he gets it on his front hehehehehehhehe.

had a cunt doing that to me once driving through the mountains in my 97 1.5L lancer
he stopped after he almost rammed me, made me miss my turn because i couldnt slow down enough with the cunt right up my ass and turn off was a round a corner with no signage any where
nothing pisses me off more than a fucking tailgater

Continue on with my 78 HP 3 banger putting away, getting 50MPG

Floor my own supercharged V8 cranking out 650 hp.

this, i'm in a stock subaru so he's only gaining in the straights but will literally die trying to catch up.

(no joke i was driving along a mountain road near brisbane and a commodore behind me suddenly disappeared, i thought he turned off but on the way back there was every emergency vehicle parked in the middle of the road and that car wrapped around a tree. i felt pretty bad but he was likely fine since they always report crashes on this road since it's a hot spot for kids that wanna be takumi).

If anyone said anything other than pull to the side and let him pass, you're a fucking faggot.
Unless you can keep up, of course.

Well the obvious answer is to leave him in the dust. It's only a commo

>tailgating someone and being a dickhead in the first place
no. fuck the cunt

Take up as much room as I can and do the speed limit

Correct.

This car is so cute

Keked

Fucking this. I'd give him a solid minute of me running my wiper fluid just to piss him off and then slam on brakes. Fuck that asshole

Realize I'm not an Ausfag.

I would outbalance him on the touge with my Japanese weebomobile

This.

Its hilarious that they see a bumper thats 3ft high and 2 ft of tail gate ontop that. Enjoy that hitch when you rear end me.

Have some fun. And give him a thumbs up afterwards for being a lad.

This

>Commodore on steroids
>twisties

Some real Dagumi shit about to be going on here.

>drive slow as fuck
>pull left if the asshat tries to pass

What Scubaru do u drive m8, if it's anything other than an STi good luck

There is a disturbing lack of canyon etiquette in this thread

Like i give a fuck what is happening behind me.

Also holden have a long history of overstating their horsepower. Many people take their V8's in for work then get them dyno'd and chuck the shits cause its not putting out magial numbers

Source: I had one of these cuckmobiles and was one of few to successfully get a refund because they lied under consumer law. Went and got a new ford GT and dyno'd it... suprise! Actually made a few more kw than the 351 it claimed

>it revs past 6000 rpm and shits itself because it's a fucking piece of shit holden

Bread on hood, time stamped dyno sheets etc

>t. tailgating commocunt

continue on as usual and wonder how many corners it will take for the pigfat boat to udnersteer off the road

slow down so it tries to overtake then watch his engine explode

take a picture because im in the US and have never seen a holden

t. Never driven a VE

>Roll coal

you got me, it's not stock ._.

>base model gen 4 legacy
>sti suspension and brake rotors+calipers from a crashed GT of the same year

it has a factory EJ253 tho

Tell my tactical trunk monkey to open the rear window.
Nah, but seriously, if he's tailgating he can fuck himself. Otherwise, I consider it common courtesy to let other motorists on their way.

this

VE/VFs are great handling cars for their size and weight, the 5th gen Camaro is even based off them.

Nothing, this car won't be on the twistes, it's a Commodore

>see one of these in my mirror
>in New Jersey
holy shit cunts

Nice breh, I'm gen 5

>t. guy who called you out

I know about Holden overstating their power, but post your GT pls

Do you give a thumbs up to everyone that tailgates you?

I would ignore him

You a Real bruh
Wat à lovelou day !
To go to ze valhallahlah
V8 !!!

Wats gud with your brumby olden paso ?

>what do?

>decelerate to speed limit
>engage cruise control
>blow a kiss when he finally passes me

Don't worry with any lada with bike carbs or a race injection you can annoy him
Like this 1200 rally car x)
Look at him with the LOL meme face

Or he can just rebuilt a rotative engine

>mfw raced a VX SS 60km+
>mfw shitbox AU i6 auto actually kept up completely stock
kek funniest race ever

>things that didn't happen

laugh at how ridiculously pigfat it is. I mean seriously,wtf were they thinking?

You sound like a huge pussy

That would mean you were going the same direction as before...

Look how gorgeous it is
Lada with carbs

...

Those aren't carbs

Tfw someone cockblocks your touge run

Wat is it then ?¿

Individual fuel injected throttle bodies

Oh my Bad my Bad , so hard to find a picture with bike carbs because is mostly vids

That reminds me of some bad times...

>be me
>be 16
>parents own Pontiac Firefly, 3banger, fastest thing in the world to me.
>initial D was just coming out, I was in love.
>thankfully' we had twisties so I could live out my fantasy
>a little nervous the first time! get faster/more comfortable
>literally living my dream life
>one night I go out, start the stopwatch
>really excited, best run so far
>sudden glare in rear view mirror
>man leans out of Accord behind me and yells:
>'HURRY THE FUCK UP, SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GO PLACES'
>spaghetti
>pull over, let him pass
>drive home normally, embarrassed, never toe-gay again

So sad bruh

>man my windshield sure is dirty!

>You're driving on a single lane road through the twisties and you see pic related aggressively tailgating you

>>what do?

Laugh and watch it disappear in my mirrors.

This is the only answer.

go full throttle and break 1000 kmh

rip wipeout

it hasnt died
it just has a new name

Fucking loved playing this when I was young.

noice

>implying he can keep up

youtu.be/FQopawPlBhw

oh god the fake ps1 texture warp does my head in

So fatty

So expensive