/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

Xth for name dropping.
Man I hate that fucking morrowind player, I bet he likes [poster I don't like], what a jerk. What a big league chew piece of shit. I bet if I met him in real life I'd totally talk smack because I'm totally not compensating for anything I'm actually challenjour on league but my team holds me back, hold me Secret while I body this fool
Fucking morrowind players

I-I like the outfit.

I've been playing ESO all day, though

A wee bit late but oh well.
Stop standing on the bench, you're gonna break it.

I miss Fat-Cat.

He's not standing on anything actually, he's just tall.

What did she do to you?
She's harmless.

>acknowledging a followerfuck shitpost
Dude...

I need to get on there and ff14 and do the goddamn holiday events. But I don't wanna.

I wasn't aware. My bad.

me too. If anyone has Sin Dunestride V2 I'd like to have it for later.

Remember a few weeks ago when I said you were okay but made way too many shitposts about drama? And then you adamantly denied it and told me to point out your shitposts?

This is one of those posts. Stop it right the fuck now.

I have no idea what that mod is, but I am going to find it and bring it to you.

Post armpits and abs as belated christmas gift

Armpits are a shit fetish and you should be ashamed. Abs are elder god tier tho so you actually break even.

Skyrim armpits suck desu

You can try, its by dividedbythe9s and even he said he doesnt have file anymore when I asked him on tumblr. So its either I have someone upload an old archive of the file if they have it or simply choose a different hairstyle for Pama and roll with it. I'd give me an excuse to figure out how profiles work in MO

This. Why anyone would want to stick their face into a girl's armpit that's covered in *and* reeks of sweat, then lick it all off starting from the ribcage all the way to the elbow I'll never know. Disgusting desu.

Ohh, oops. His body didn't look too big.
>playing ESO
So it didn't take a week to download like you thought?

I never told you to point out my shitposts.

>So it didn't take a week to download like you thought?
No, it went into overdrive all of a sudden and completed fast. All in all it took a bit over 36 hours.

i'm still secretly proud of that mordessa drawing.
I felt like I captured her "evil look"

>36hrs
shit that's still too long for me.

That is pretty nasty. It's better to start with a playful but innocent kiss on the lips, and slowly move your mouth downward for light pecks on the neck, leading into tasting the sweat on her chest in between two perky breasts, working your way down to the abs and navel, inhaling and tasting every bit of the aroma of sweat you can until you finally reach her girly part where you find the source of her arousal and use your tongue to make her erupt into a fountain of moaning and short cries of pleasure.

God followerfag, what did CT, Heiko and Snek do to you?

granted about 35 1/2 of those hours were just to reach 20% and this is when I had to leave it on over night, once the speed kicked in it took no time at all

brb trying that out on ewa

>followerfag

>still arguing every little thing
I also said that you were too argumentative and dreaded losing any "internet arguments." I see you're proving me right about that again.

You effectively said back then (and I'm paraphrasing here obviously), "I'm not a shitposter. If I am, show me the proof."

>when you get chased by a futa amazon that has 100 speed all the way to a town where she kills everyone and rapes you dead

>Find a Winter Overhaul for snowy comfy Skyrim
>Get it
>Just expect snow on the ground and all the trees to be replaced with trees like in Dawnstar hold, nothing more
>Get snowy evergreens
>Regular forest paths turn into shady groves and secluded nature
>This is literally all I could have hoped for (except for maybe higher res foliage on these trees)
>Until the flaws start showing up
It was about to be my favorite mod ever when I noticed there were no trees in LOD range and some meshes were swapped for no reason. It swapped out the fallen tree in the wilderness on the way to Ivarstead with just the tree trunk, making a bandit stuck on the roots of a floating yet fallen tree.

I'm wondering who I'd have to pay to get this mod finished.

I got a feeling Cumtears made that.

Nice attempt followerfag
>inb4 you post an hour later and say something cringey like ">these autists thought that was me"

I think overall it took me around 3hrs. It downloaded pretty quickly for an 80GB game.
Hell I don't really play it either. I just have it in case I want to get back into the game (probably won't)

Cumtears fuckng asked for help on how to use the Magic Wand tool, there is no way that he could make that.

Probably that Cumtears-Drinker guy. Wonder what happened to him? He isn't here to defend Cumtears and claim that he's innocent of everything.

Aforementioned tree. I assumed he had to use it because he couldn't create his own assets. I'd want to complete it myself, but I'm on the same boat as him.

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/81088/?

why not use this?

I remember that.
What actually happened was you "threatened" to make a collage of my shitposts like with follwwerkun and I said to go ahead.
That's not paraphrasing you did, that's reaching.

What happened to Triss? Who's blood is she covered in?

So the current list of confirmed shitposters are:
Followerfag
Diana
Cumtears
Cumtears-Drinker
Morrowindfag

Are you dumb? It was obvious from day one that he's Vorefag posting with a different identity. Both of then never delivered on their promises.

who's cumtears drinker
and you don't even have peri or clones on there

Its fine, I mean for him to be more tall and skinny. I have updated his look to reflect that, actually.

Snakestone. Mods obviously banned him 3 times for legit reasons.

Well I know one of those was a legit nsfw ban.

Two were due to NSFW, one was offtopic ban due to a storytime.

don't forget the rest of the people in this picture

ENOUGH DRAMA YOU FAGGOTS

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CURRENT ADVENTURES

I went shopping.

No adventures yet, user. I was testing a custom standalone outfit Yarti is making for Snakestone. Im currently trying to replace asmany textures as I can in Common Clothes with Rustic and amidianborn textures.

I did that once.

Got bored like five folders in and stopped.

I have been living incognito in Solitude and doing vampire things. Its pretty fun since the Winking Skeever is connected to both the sewers and the local lair, so its like there's an undercity beneath solitude that Yvenn lives in while the mortals go about their business aboveground. And don't get me started on the Skyrim Underground mod I also installed. Apparently there will be a friendly town down there soon and I'm hyped for that. If anyone has read Simon R. Green's Nightside series you'll get the idea of what I'm imagining. Granted it probably won't live up to that but I can pretend.

The sisters at Radiant Raiment (and by sisters, I mean just Taarie, Endarie doesn't like me very much, or anybody for that matter) gave me a new set of armor to find King Olafs verse in Deadmans Respite for the Bards College to have their festival. I think I look pretty snazzy.

I did not realize it existed. I just remembered that there was a Winter Overhaul that started a while ago, so I wanted to grab that. I couldn't find anything new.

Plus, this shit JUST DROPPED.

Triss teamed up with the Magical Floating Fallen Tree Bandit to fight a dragon off-screen. Triss' clothes are scarcely armor, so she does get cut and bruised and maimed a lot, but it's fine, most of her tankiness is in herself anyway.

gimme that folder

>Plus, this shit JUST DROPPED.
I actually realized that after I posted the link and went to the front page of the nexus. I swear I saw that mod by AceeQ on the nexus before, it was an optional file in the Enhanced Landscapes filepage

You did more than that tho. Let just keep that secret safe between you and janitor-kun for now :^)

There was a house party. Cries gave Sameyr a dwemer light capturing device. With it and many sheets of parchment dyed in ink, they were able to take pictures of the festivities.
I'm still working on screenshots.

She looks great in that and its good to see you haven't abandoned older characters. I was getting worried.

Oh gee, well good luck to me then. I think the biggest issue are the textures with custom patterns on them. I dont know if I should leave those or replace them with Rustic variations without the patterns.

Got no clue what you're implying user, but okay?

I don't understand what TES5edit actually does

It was like a million years ago, I wouldn't even know where to look.

Yeah I'd just dump an existing one in there, at least to start off. Then again, looks like there's an awful lot of unique UVs. These sort of things I didn't want to deal with, so I just left it.

Don't ever be worried, I don't dump characters. They just sometimes go on very long hiatuses because I don't really know what to do with them.

Think of it as a stripped CK that actually runs well. It lets you do shit to plugins you can't do otherwise, and some programs, like dyndolod, use its functions.

What's wrong with you? What did Snake do to you?

Tried to steal a horse from Whiterun and flee to Solitude. Poor sense of direction caused her to get lost in the plains and end up back in Whiterun instead, where she spent the night in jail. Acquainting herself with the citizens now and trying to find work. With some help from wandering Alik'r members, there should be a job position opening up in the Bannered mare soon.

Any mods that let me kidnap people?

I wanna pretend I'm a bandit or something, or at least drag them back to my cave for food as a Vampire/Werewolf.

A friend told me he knew of one, but it was tied to a porn mod, and I don't want any porn mods.

>It was like a million years ago, I wouldn't even know where to look.
You break my heart. Also I love armors that use vanilla assets and textures

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/75110/?

One of the guild options is a slaver's guild.

You got a problem with tall people?
Absolutely not

Sexlab Defeat, but you're shit outta luck since its a porn mod, unless you disable all the sex shit.

Which hearthfire house is the most fun?

Post character backstories

Yes, please share some of your height with me. I'll pay you 2000 for your left shin.

Digs-Up-Graves is a thrall with no master. He doesn't remember how he died, how he was freed from his master, or how he's even still alive, as most reanimated undead crumble when their masters die. He's on a journey to find answers to all of these questions.

>Download a cute follower and bring her into my game
>99% of the time they're using generic voice
>They just feel so empty and lifeless and I feel bad when I have them following me around
>Sometimes I feel like I'd just be better off killing them and bringing them back to my player home and propping them up in chairs and stuff and pretend in my head that they're saying things

Went back two threads to find my list of backstories.

Adaliz: pastebin.com/WT3umtkk

Serinal: pastebin.com/3xTWpQ5r

Gastane: pastebin.com/xFPJ5EnP

Geon & Yvenn: pastebin.com/LWyNX4FU

Pls gib feedback if you read them so I can improve on, or what I'm already doing ok with.

How often do they have hot /ss/ action?

What are the answers

lol I don't friggin know

>Absolutely not
lmao whatever, KIDDO.

Snakestone: pastebin.com/7e1TFeBY
Blushes: Blushes-In-Shadows: pastebin.com/zVRZhpCN

>absolutely not
lol, ur fukken short kid

Stop clipping mai waifu through the ground. This is abuse!
tall =/= skyscraper

Don't have a pic

Former Vigilant of Stendarr goes rogue. Gets turned into a Werewolf and slowly embraces it as he believes it will help him save the people from the undead menace. Loses his way over time and becomes basically evil.

I don't have a real backstory, this is just my excuse for being a Paladin Werewolf

Whats with that smuggish look on sneks face? Why is Yarti so happy?

>"evil look"
no such thing exists
Oh good! It took me around that much time too. Having fun thus far? What build you got going?
I'm going to find you
Old old thing, but gives the gist
pastebin.com/CLyxKfTW

Why can I only get tiddies to jiggle with I love cleavage? It doesn't make any sense, shouldn't this work even without ILC?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wntey5M5kvc

>I'm going to find you
You can fucking try buddy-butt-boy. I'm going Dragonknight. Trainwiz helped me out a bit by giving me gear, cash for a horse, and a few levels. Left me in Vvardenfell tho, had to run away from bandits all the way to Mournhold where I met with Almalexia. which is where I stopped

Wait, touch spells + telekinesis were valid things?

We need IDs, we really do. I wonder how many "regulars" here actually user shitpost against people they're "friends" with. If we got IDs most of the shitposting and samefagging would cut down.

Yes?
What makes you think they wouldn't

which vamp would you get succed by

>Dragonknight
Oh hey, me too. And that makes two people that I know Trainwiz has helped.
I shall sit in Mournhold then.

While that is true, it's also unnecessary.
We just need proper moderation.