Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

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I'll never be able to afford one.

Well, maybe I can afford a base one in the next decade, but I'd want the equivalent to the Z51 or Grand Sport package.

slower than a gtr

this.

>inb4 prezo gets triggered
calling it now
it starts at 50k but the problems set in at 6000 miles

I've got an Evo and live close to the best evo shop in the nation.

Your local trash dump?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
I hope so considering how unreliable it is

nissan more like garbage lol

The C7 was made to appeal to a new demographic of potential Corvette buyers. Say what you want about boomers, but they are right when they say GM fucked up the Corvette with the C7. I'll buy another corvette when GM goes back to the classic look and ditches this ferrari front end wannabe. For now my C6 is fine.

No that's where he parks it

Nice car. Where's the best Evo shop in the nation?

Sonoma CA

cannot make this shit up

... Said nobody with an IQ above 70 ever...

HA nice pic

holy shit

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>Corvette
>supercar
lel

Since when does a corvette get 37 miles per gallon?

god damn

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ9SPhYXvno
>2013 base model gtr
>modified c7 z06 with drag radials
and the corvette still gets shrekt roflmao, cannot make this shit up

fake lap time brigade is in kek

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I wont bullshit you - I actually had no idea the Corvette was this affordable. Is it AWD?

>my picture got used

I need to make a shittier one with the track shape like a dick

rwd

heh, well that makes sense then. there is absolutely no point in buying this pile of shit. you can take any meme rwd car and modify it yourself for the same power and it will cost less than half.

btfo

gm won't recover

It's some great OC. 12/10 user.

Bus riders who make and shitpost in these threads need to leave this board.

nt reverse alphonse

It doesn't.

buttmad gm fangay detected

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>Not having a Binford6100 LT5
youtube.com/watch?v=5gelX4LfiC0

>american presidents(presidents of the FREEworld) have been using nothing but GM cars for ages
>not a single weeabo trash car

doesnt really make you think
pretty straight forward

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weeaboos on suicide watch

Lol nice to see my oc still floating around
here's an updated one.

question


are lap times even relevant? if so why?

this is the only board I see that idolizes such things, everyone else focuses on what user himself is able to do with the subject matter

>/k/
>sub-MOA rifle doesnt matter for shit if you can't shoot
>/v/ + Veeky Forums
>turn down graphics for FPS gainz even on high-end battlestations

and so on

>not tested at the speeds that the epa tests them
I can get good mpg in anything if i go 50 on the highway

>are lap times relevant
yes, they are

they triggered prezo and determine the capabilities of a car
>spamming fake lap times
lol

you forgot one

>Corvette
>Supercar
Choose one

Thsee threads are populated only by bus riding shitposters. Nobody gives a fuck apart from these autists.

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>Blown engine at 6k miles

That's why-it's GM. I am on a lifelong boycott of anything made by them. If I was in the market for a two door brute I'd look for a mid 2000's SL65 AMG.

I don't feel like being burned alive.

>no ecoboost
Why would I ever buy a car with an inferior engine?

weebs mad af lol

>American presidents use American cars

Wow, really makes you think, doesn't it? Time to conclude that a GMC Topkick with a fake Cadillac body is the greatest car ever produced by mankind!