/wfg/ - Warframe General

Burning all Nidus players, with celebratory mastrubation or hotdogging if I'm the operator after every successful purge.

find a futa and fuck it

imgur.com/a/j6nC5

considering I'm an eternal 10 year old without a proper sexdrive, nothing at all.

Probably tell motivational one liners to myself.

Who makes these things and why.

>tfw low as fuck sex drive lately and don't even know why
It's not great

>imgur.com/a/j6nC5

Wow, just wow

can we fucking don't

I don't see the appeal.

Are you out of shape? I find myself having less sex drive as I got fat in the past year due to various reasons and I'm looking to slimmer down so I can fap better in 2017.

I got horny as hell at 11 and it never stopped, still wouldn't fuck a bursa though, they are for pet not for sex.

>*tips katana*

>they haven't experienced removing yourself from sex altogether and reaching nirvana

Warframe is the key my mans, I believe in you.

A pedo artist with all kinds of other degenerate fetishes.

Nice try

At least you understand they are for companionship.

>someone actually typed that out

dear god

>Are you out of shape?
I don't think so? I'm skinny and I started doing some lifting and exercises some time ago.
I'm starting to think it might be due to the fact I stay indoors all day and the lack of exposure to sunlight is having this effect on me. But it's weird because I've been a vampire for years, and this lack of sexs drive felt so sudden.
>/blog

I wish I was as horny as you

Any other Nidus's find it really fucking hard to build up stacks in today's sorties? (1 & 3)

I think it's mostly due to the map, but there were just so few enemies for me to use 1 on, and my 2 bugged out a shitload. Enemies kept getting caught on terrain and refused to be pulled into larvae. On sortie 3 I struggled to get 40 stacks, on sortie 1 I struggled to get 10 (TEN) stacks.

>I'd rather be the one in there "first" taking the hits so others don't have too
How honourable. Hope he doesn't expect me to go out of my way to revive him after he leaps asshole first into a cactus patch, after all, dying with honour doesn't mean anything if you don't die.

I don't get it, isn't that just a robot? Why do you say it's so gross? I mean it's not different from fucking a sex doll

Excal isnt even a tank.

I mean, is it really "tanking" and "taking hits" if you're going to spam blind 24/7?

I didnt fap for a month after started Warframe. But I randomly fapped in the shower last night.

So much for carrying it over into next year.

Serves you right for playing shittus.

New to this game. How do I become a sexy robot instead of a shitty one like I am now?

>TQ admitting he's a shitter

Get nezha from a clan and paint her cream, purple and white.

Whats this meme based off of?

Potato him?

Farm for the sexy ones. Go look at the wiki and tell us which one you find sexy, maybe someone will taxi you to the boss to farm it (assuming you're on PC and not a Consolefriend)

Your nidus build just shit, it was never build for real mission scenario in the first place.

Legacy of Kain games, that's the main character from Soul Reaver 1, 2 and Defiance. They're pretty old games, ps1 etc
The meme is like that because the characters ingame have a habit of rambling with fancy words in a cool way

do what says, however if you want Saryn you are better off just getting her prime.

Purple prose most entertaining prose.

Specify, Solo or Pub?

Pubs tend to kill way faster than you since you need to gain stacks first with your 1, Usually they make it a priority to kill off your 2 as soon as you cast it. So it takes a longer to gain them.
I think solo might make a difference.

That is his 2 usual flaw, enemies get grabbed but they get stuck in terrain so the duration doesn't last instant as you killed the ones who did get caught, some enemies, like Brood Mother maggots don't get pulled into the goop.

Still don't know how you didn't get enough stacks in Sortie 3 if it was Pub considering how enemies swarm out the ass in Corpus Ship tilesets in Interception.

hes not a team frame

plz no bully, Nidus worked very well in the Kuva flood missions I played him on, I think because enemy density was very high there

what's your build?

better than yours is what

>(assuming you're on PC and not a Consolefriend)
rip
Maybe I'll try playing on PC. My PC is kinda old but so it this game, r-right?

Why do you always underscore your filenames rather than using a space like a normal person?

FUCK ME MY NIDUS JUST GOT THE HICKEY
GOD DAMN AND I SPECIFICALLY TRIED TO AVOID OTHER PLAYERS FUCK YOUUUUUU

>6

Wow
2 invasions with parts at the same time
such generosity
much rejoice
>still don't have the fucking karak barrel

And I was doing every sortie when it was in the rewards, and I ended up with 5+ of every other part
>put weapon parts in the rewards
>make 1 out of 4 parts have 10 times lower drop rate than the rest
>enjoy your 2500 credits reward
Just another layer of ":Fuck you" from DE.

For what purpose? Masturbation is a giant waste of time.

You expect TQ to understand how normal humans work?

Just leveled up Nidus. So much fun.

>For what purpose? Masturbation is a giant waste of time.
Because I've got the time for it, because I feel like I'm 'inferior' or 'missing something', and because have you ever heard of an aspiring porn artist with no sex drive? It's ridiculous I tell you.

>Masturbation is a giant waste of time.
hahahaaahahahhahaa
AAAhahahahahahahaaahaha

If I do an allied factions' syndicate missions while wearing my main syndicate's sigil, do I get standing with either?

Not only is it a waste of time, masturbating to increasingly fucked up shit is straight up unhealthy.

you get for both

Masturbation is good fun. Especially when you have someone to do it with.

I guess I expected too much.

>tfw you cum 3 times within around an hour and are still rock hard

what the actual fuck, i thought libido was supposed to drop as i got older

7th day in a row 2k endo.

They really, really need to do SOMETHING with this shit. I don't know, make it so you can't get the same reward 2 days in a row?

>third resource chance booster since Nidus update
Can I please just have some "common" riven mods

Is there a way to disable the elemental damage visuals on weapons?

Play for fun like me and you won't be bothered by that 2k endo.

You can always use it to max out mods and sell them for plat.

They said they added a thingin where you can't get endo more than 2 times in a row
for me this holds true, i used to get endo for a whole month in a row, now i only get shitty formas and exilus adapters and nitani extract and lenses

Like I said I'm not short on free time so I can afford to fap once a day. And I'm aware of porn conditioning if that's what you are referring to

Don't post shit like this it makes me feel really bad. This is a cruel joke, I'm not supposed to worry about this shit, I'm too young for this garbage

Have you even attempted to look in your settings?

Nigga you gotta get a fetish, you will become a sick pupper if you do and will always be horny.

Retard here.

My first post here, I asked for some basic starting tips, and people thought I was trolling because I picked bowmag.

Almost two years later, I am now MR20 :)

just dont fap for a while

>do sorties
>credit booster

endo would've been better
fuck, even a lense would've been better
why the fuck do I always get dogshit from sorties

I do have one already, the problem is not ME wanting it, the problem is my BODY doesn't give a fuck.

Tried but didn't feel much different so fuck it, might as well jerk off once in a while

Must get Valkyr Prime. Must shout as angry female Warframe and use berserker rage.

What parts are you farming for user?

If I have a Zenu lens in my frame, and I got a not-Zenu lens from a Sortie, would it be worthwhile tossing not-Zenu lens in one of my weapons?

Sacrifice someone else's penis to the god of lust.

not sure if this is good or not

>retardedly strong Nidus doing 40% of the team's damage
>I'm barely scratching 30%
>He fucking says "let's just extract at 1600 haha"

Fuck you Nidus

>damage done
>depending on your frame and not your weapons

>be the carry
>basically have control of when the group leaves

Is there anything better than this?

wat do?

Remember to check if you are poz or neg after every mission with nidus.

I guarantee you a Loki will never outdamage a CE Hikou Saryn.

It's too late now. I've been running Hiearcon constantly the past few days on like all my Frames besides Excalibur.

Not him but you just brought weapons into account which was his point.

Where is a good early place to farm neurodes?

right

He's finally finished /wfg/, fresh out of the oven.

Aren't you excited another newfriend has obtained the great Oberon?

Any other people tried out Nidus in today's sorties? How did you do?

orokin derelict assassination kuva flood nightmare when

Even Loki disproves.

>fresh out of the oven
>the great Oberon
I build a new oberon every 3 days just so i can delete him from my inventory all over again.

>Lvl 150 Lephantis

Ember called that she wants the job.

see I had the same problem, but the answer is he's bad for team based missions

He was my first, still the most fun I've had with a frame along with Mesa.

I guarantee you a Loki will never outdamage a Saryn in general.

nova mag zephyr or wukong ?

Earth excavation mission

it was pub. I did okay damage, 30-40%, but building up stacks was just so difficult. Even on the Intercept map there were so few enemies

Thanks friend for the gift!

I like nyx because of those slightly thicc girl next door proportions

She's not super OP or useful, but her abilities feel designed for a different idea of warframe. Not all CC is hard cc or perfect, you're not invulnerable through certain abilities all the time. You're right though, her 2 is pretty useless right now. But I think her 1 and 3 are both fun takes on CC, a shame she gets overshadowed by a fair amount of new stuff.

>another 24 hours till Ember Prime

My penis cannot wait this long.