"uhhhh....why is your car so old user? Can't you get something better?...

>wow this interior is really cheap
>why is the ride so bumpy?
>can you shift smoother please
>where do I plug in my phone?
>it's so noisy in here
>why do you have air brakes?
>these seats are weird

>she actually has time to buckle up before vtech kicks in

If you cant fuck her in the back on a bed your doing it wrong

Forgot pic

I once gave a ride to an eastern European girl, she was impressed that I owned a ten year old civic.

>even talking to self entitled slurries
If the slut is in a hurry she can get her own fucking car and drive herself.

>why do you have air brakes?

Things women have never said for $2,000, Alex.

what are you talking about bitch? i'm in the back seat...

i got a 2 door hatchback senpai, blankets and pillows in the trunk put the back seats down and we fuck for a good 3 min love that car desu

>people still drive El caminos?
>are these swivel seats?
>why is yours so louoooooOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHH

I once dated a korean (she was recently imported) girl and she was surprised that my car was 17 years old and still filly functioning.
I guess gooks throw their shit away after 3 or 4 years.

SURPRISE TWIST
she's actually talking to the driver while she stares at Chad riding in the back and giving him those bedroom eyes

You laugh, but I've gotten that comment before.

To be fair, it was a really annoying BOV so I took it off.

OOH SHIIIII

Bitch he ain't got no EVO VI

>fuck for a good 3 min

damn so you hit it twice?

>all these shitsubishis

Got the Evo right here, hop in

hell yeah dude have to put all my will power into it

nice
i know that feel bro
sometimes she's even lucky enough to orgasm

>'16 my
>Old
What the fuck is this cunt on about

What the hell do I know? Ask the driver, whore.

Bitch I don't even have passenger seats. That is supposed to be a silent indicator to you that I don't want passengers.

Would you take me with you? I can help you with maintenance, hell I can source most parts for that car because I know some people that specialised in them, ten years ago a good one was available for 36k€, now your looking at 200k€, recently found one, that didn't have matching numbers and he still wanted 160k€...

No, but you can get out right here.

Why don't you turn around and ask the guy driving the car you dumb bitch?

...

no qt3.14 we're going to mexico so i can trade you to the donkey show and get some parts for my shitbox

the ultimate fuck shack

You will be lucky if you get at least light bulbs

naa she's cute as fuck, he could probably get bulbs and wiper blades

Shit no girl would say ever

>Giving a shit what women think about your car

Yeah if you want to Fuck fat ass Cindy in her sweatpants while her son plays soccer.

This is why I removed the passenger seat on my miata. last girl that asked(or ironically asked) If I could take her near her house, told that bitch to take the dollar bus and fuck off

Every word past "EVO" you just made up.

>almost fumigated a woman with petrol fumes wafting from the fuel tank
PROTIP: dont fill up before you take her out in a carbed car

>transverse engine
Disgusting

>I am going to break international copyright laws in order to bitch on a website ran by someone who edits user posts

>"Woah user cool car! I love muscle cars!"
>"The seats are so soft its like a coach, so comfy!"
>"Its so loud haha!"
>"can we go for a ride?"

>10 minutes later
>"How do I open the window I need air"
>"its so hot in here
>"Its too loud"
>"Why does it smell like oil"
>"I have a headache"

>uhh if you're so angry why are you looking at me like you wanna fuck right here and now?

>>"uhhhh....why is your car so old user? Can't you get something better?

because it runs fine and is paid off

>...actually can you just drop me off at Chads house so I can go for a ride in his Evo?"

no, this is what the shovel and lye in the trunk are for

nah your just gay...
>fucking aids on wheels

More like
>wow user, this car is so cool and vintage
>Wow, this is the best $1000 anyone has ever spent
>This is way cooler than my car
>That looks like a cool classic
All have been said to me

Wut car?

So?
If she's a shitter, why do you want her? Let chad have her skank ass. Are you that desperate?

Chad's in the trunk baby. Did you think I was making those muffled screaming noises for the last 3 hours?

>ditch the skank
>give Chad a brojob in his Evo
The obvious answer, duh.

1999 Nissan Maxima

I've been away from Veeky Forums for about 8 months. Are you the new resident gaylord? What happened to StolenRecaros? Did he finally die of AIDS?

Yes, I am the newest cumdumpster, please abuse me and make me your bitch.
As for StolenRecaros, I'm curious to his whereabouts too.

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>my car is almost 10 years old and I still consider it a "new" car

Tried, didn't work out so well. Fixing a Honda to try again.

Just buy a GM, it will do it for you.

K thnx
Any preferences, or is it universal?

>get a brand new Lexus GS F sport
>the only two girls I've ever had in my car never mention that I've got a nice car

Whatever, it's still pretty great

Any of them will do. If they don't stall-out at freeway speeds and roll 30 times, they'll drop a gear and refuse to shift out of D, causing you to drive into a fucking wall and explode.

Or they'll just be so unreliable and of such depressing build quality that you end up shooting yourself in the head.

garrett?

Probably caught the aids

>The salesperson from the dealership: a 48 year old Italian women who's ridden in Ferraris and couldn't give two fucks about your entry level "sport sedan".

>Your mother, on her way to the hospital, after she suffered a rectal prolapse from spending the long weekend with me.

But seriously user, the only girls who find a Lexus F Sport impressive are dumb club sluts. Decent girls like trucks or muscle cars, not self-fellating douchemobile imports.

>trucks
>muscle cars
are you a fat man who lives in Missouri?
if so then yes,
otherwise no

>Wasted 50K on a Japanese """""""SPORTS SEDAN"""""""
>still can't get laid

Eventually you'll learn, even if it's the hard way.

He's talking about his sister user

>mfw

>trucks and muscle cars

Why do I get the feeling that you drive one or both of those and you're only saying that shit because you want to feel cool?

>"Well Stacy, if you like fast cars then let's try this: let's go get Chad and his EVO and we'll have a race. Whoever wins, gets to drive you to dinner because you diserve to be with a winner, don't ya?"
>Chad laughs at my purple Suzuki
>HI BOOST on my GReddy Profec
>launch control
>mfw 250whp and under 1800lbs
>smoke Chad because he was granny shifting not double-clutching like he should
>MISHFIRIN SHYSTEM can't save his ass
>"Woah, user! I could've never seen that coming! It doesn't look like much but that ride has to have something special inside...just like you!"
>SCENE MISSING
>le sexy times with 3D girl
>SCENE MISSING
>SCENE MISSING
>wake up
>realize I'm a lonely weeb with an absurdely insane turbocharged shittoboxu
>realize I got so much Veeky Forumstism
>play "Remember Me" by Leslie Parrish
>remember her
>tear up
>blast into the night

S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

>play "Remember Me" by Leslie Parrish
My nig.

>implying i have a passenger seat
bye bitch

N-no please my 04 wrx is very hayai.

> Why are you so old? Guess I can get a younger girl.

>If a girl straight up implied that you were worthless as a prospective mate because of your car, why would you inconvenience her? meanie!

Because a finger for a hand is the gold standard of justice.

>giving a friend a ride to work because his car wouldn't start
>we get to the office and are getting out of the car
>"what the fuck is wrong with your brakes?"

>why is your car old?
Because I like old cars.
>can't you get something better?
I thought you were pretty good tho
>can you just drop me off?
Sure.
I've been single for five years, I'll live.

bitch it's a classic there is nothing better & na you can walk this thing gets 11 mpg

>buying any car to get laid

faggot

future GF shows up in Honda Pilot and asks if I'm into cars
I show her my old IMSA license and current SCCA Log Book
Now she brings her Mazdaspeed Miata
She's a pretty good driver
never lets me drive, except between the sheets
life is good

idk man it's probably pretty likely all of it is

I have a pickup truck. The girls that like it, like it.

>chad driving one of the most maintenance-intensive performance cars available to the common man
I have to assume that user was baiting.

>>"How do I open the window I need air"
>>"its so hot in here
I'm lost, does the window not work? What happened?

Lmao nice b8

Probably never used crank windows

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>oh, I don't need a lift anyway. You propably need to take your wifes kids to school anyway. Chad said he'd give me a ride. Bye!

Why do I get the feeling you're underage?

Girls lovein order,
Motorcycles
Hot rods
Trucks

I spent two years in Korea and I think I can safely say most older cars or modified cars were owned by military members on post and not local Koreans. I've only seen a hand full of sub 2000's cars in Seoul.

0/10 b8 harder

Chics love my 69 Beetle, they loathe my Elise.

Never met a chic that's given even the slightest fuck about motorcycles.

>why the hell are you talking to me about dropping you off somewhere instead of talking to the driver about it

kekkk