ITT: Post a picture of a car and describe your opinion of the average owner

ITT: Post a picture of a car and describe your opinion of the average owner

>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop

>>hits on 15 year old girls
>>works at a pizza shop
literally nothing wrong with this

Stop

Seems like you've clicked on Veeky Forums instead of /tv/ my friend.

>mid 30's/early 40's
>a little odd
>wanted one because parents probably had one
>at least moderately educated

>mexican
>teenager or early 20's
>talks about how sick their stock d16y8 sounds
>races at every light

>works a blue collar job
>mid 20's to 30's
>pretty redneck
>has 3 other jeeps in disrepair in the backyard halfway covered with tarps

>t. amerifats
lmao

>350z owner

FTFY

not the op but 350Z owner here

when will my garbage v6 chariot end my suffering?

Here I go..
>RCS sticker on window
RCS has I think 4K members, meets can get up into the hundreds average 40-60 for weekly small ones. So I've encountered allot of Subaru owners.. 96% of them are fine. Occasional swagfag shows up but realize that community isn't for them so they leave. A few vape a few smoke allot don't do either. Allot are knowledgeable allot are over 25. Maybe in other places in the US you have it worse but allot of them in WA are alright. I don't see that many meme stereotypical subarus around honestly. At least up here it's overly exaggerated.

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why are 350z thought to be so sporty? they are just alright cars

Polack. Thinks coasting in neutral saves fuel. Dieselfag. Has been a shit driver his whole life but thinks he's good. Fish badge on tailgate.

>mid 20s
>Subaru fanboy to an extent but not edgy like a WRX driver

>two door
>coupe
>RWD
>avail in 6 speed
>280HP
>huge aftermarket
Surely you can't be serious

We have two possibilities.
>about 40's
>think it's a "real sports car"
>hit on teenager girls
>try to look fancy, still weirdo
>Loves VW Beetle, says its an icon

Or

>20's scumbag
>order parts from aliexpress
>hangs out steroid biceps out of the window while driving
>cut and tailgate everyone

>black or other ethnic minority
>on welfare or some form of government subsidy
>has a child out of wedlock
>probably a woman working a retail job
>gets her oil changes at jiffy lube
Especially in this color.

To divide or distribute by share or portion

Somebody do mine. I've only ever seen one irl besides mine.

In highschool
Swagfag
Lowkey likes anime

Only one irl? How old are you user

21. My home town sucks ass. Everyone drives auto econoboxes and crossovers. And I've been to a few car shows too. Its just that all the ones here are old ass muscle cars and new muscles cars and like one super car.

Well I'm glad I don't fit the stereotype

I went to a saab meet and I was the only one who wasn't a middle aged man

All saab enthusiast are middle aged men who are still trying to be hip and young so despite me being the only one under the age of 40 I got along with them all pretty well

They all vape too which I thought was pretty interesting because I thought that was only a youth thing

Fuck you. I only have one Jeep.

Been vaping for a year now and most people who I encounter that vape have used it to quit smoking successfully. It's not as much of a meme as most people think

Lmao

Hello podesta

lets black men have sex with his girlfriend

Do me!

>obviously not my picture

Bronco ii

>cant afford a camera or a cell phone to take picture of his own car.

u gon get deported

What do you think of the 3DS XL?

>swagfag
please, swaggot sounds so much better

Do me faggots

Obvious Nintendo fan.

Faggot

Jeep Liberty? I'm not creative enough for this.

>Usually somewhere in there 30's
>always wears a random t-shirt with cargo shorts,Oakley sunglasses and a camo hat

06 MS6 GT.

Try me

I had a guy in my required English class last spring that drove one of these. Guy always showed up to class 5 minutes late reeking of nicotine and skunk weed and "couldn't afford the textbook"

I've never met anyone else who owns one and i rarely even see other's on the road so idk

Whats the average owner like?

>mid-late 50s, white male
>works blue collar, may have worked white collar at one time and was fired for reasons he tries to hide and pin on the economy
>lives in exurbs
>wife turned into a blimp about 20 years ago
>owns a ruger mini-14 and several revolvers but thinks modern guns are unreliable
>has one or two kids living in the city and one fuckup in the basement
>often thinks of suicide

>allot

Either;

>Coke dealing nig nog
or
>Woman having her midlife crisis.

>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop

Exactly, for the vast majority of people, vaping is an alternative to smoking—not an edgy meme thing to do

Did you go to a New England meetup last summer?

>Flat brimmed hat
>EDM/trap listener
>For christmas he unwrapped his car from a tree

Legacy 3gen

85
dbl handy jo's
awesome ball sauce
doesnt mind a bit
slurp gargle bonk stab

Yeah I did

My girlfriend has one and does literally none of those things and neither do I. I really don't have a problem with vaping, I just don't do it. But I suppose you retards would rather smoke cigarettes and develop heart disease in your 40's...

aye boy, im the charger.

Ayyy what's good dodger

>Cobb tuning.

I laughed cause that reminded me of my coworker he got a new subaru wrx and put on a cobb exhaust on it so i hear him flooring it after work

Where are you in WA user? I see tons of riced subies all along 405.

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not that guy but a washing/o/n bro here
do we ever have any meetups? I don't know many people into cars around here

Do you mean Veeky Forums meet ups or normal car meets?

A
Lot

Veeky Forums meet ups

I think there have been some in the past, you should make a washingt/o/n thread and ask about it.

>Early 50's
>Is a cuck
>Thinks women shouldn't be allowed to drive
>Doesn't use turn signals and cuts everyone off
>Is literal shit at driving

>Cobb tuning.
true
>mid 20s
true
>vapes
no real cigs
>shares car memes all day on facebook
no
>hits on 15 year old girls
no
>works at a pizza shop
Tow truck

Pretty close though

2/6 not bad

>Wears a cowboy hat
>carries a switchblade in his boots
>Fuck his hot underage cousin
>Believes in the 2nd amendment
>voted for trump

>mid 20s
checks out
>Vape
no
>memes on facebook
try /pol/
>15 yo girls
no commento
>Works at pizza
I eat pizza

2.5/5 not bad

fucking Kek

>Wears a cowboy hat
Never tried one on
>carries a switchblade in his boots
In my pocket, but close enough
>Fuck his hot underage cousin
Implying I have a hot cousin
>Believes in the 2nd amendment
I do, but I'd probably never get a gun myself
>voted for trump
This is correct

What am I like?

do me, same but burgundy :(

stock
>old man
>couldnt afford a 911 when it was new, bought 986 instead at the time

modified
>25-30 yearold
>track
>day
>bro
>wanted something a little nicer than a miata or an MR2

Do this one

ITT: Post a picture of a car and describe your opinion of the average owner

If dubs I never remove tape

faggot

Heh, I dont play by your rules kid

>daddy bought
>Girls first college car
>cant reverse park
>shes a little chubby so she is slutty
>makes out with girls when drunk for attention.

>mid age charismatic alcoholic
>hits on 17 year old
>faps on ToR
>smokes cigars
>makes up stories to impress people.
>always has bad breath
>lanky

>isnt a car person
>knows a merc is a nice car
>keeps up with the neighbors
>cant change own oil.

>dark asian
>pretends to be triad
>smokes pot in empty parking lots with fake friends
>works a dead end job
> 2 DUIs
>wont go to college
>lives of mom and dads nail salon money

I don't think I've ever once seen a girl in an Rx-8. They're more of a "too poor for an rx-7 but I still want a rotary".

Guess what I am like.

Do this one.

>cowboy hat
Nope, don't own one
>switchblade in boots
Never wear boots, and switchblades are for spics
>Fucks his hot underage cousin
No, but there are several legal age cousins I've wanted to and would have fucked
>Believes in the 2nd amendment
I own 13 guns
>Voted for Trump
yep

>mid age charismatic alcoholic
29, don't drink thanks to gut problems, might otherwise.
>hits on 17 year old
Married to a guy three years my senior.
>faps on ToR
I probably vaguely know what you're talking about, but don't recognize the acronym.
>smokes cigars
Asthmatic, would if I could though, always thought they were cool thanks to Columbo.
>makes up stories to impress people.
At worst I embellish, making up entire stories fucks up your ability to lie, as if proven wrong you can't just say you incorrectly recalled the events if you get called out on it.
>always has bad breath
Maybe? I brush twice a day, but I'm lazy about flossing and alcohol, and I don't scrape my tongue.
>lanky
5'11" ~180lbs, broad shouldered with German, Russian, and Polish genes.

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>am
>it's decent
>my neighbors suck
>can change oil
0/4 m9

Take it back!

Meant for

>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop

>mid 20s
>vapes
>shares car memes all day on facebook
>hits on 15 year old girls
>works at a pizza shop

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>20-25
>vapes, but not on a Subaru level
>wanted an RX-7, but dad would only buy him this
>keeps telling people he's gonna LS swap it
>has no clue his seals are already blown

If we're abandoning the OP, someone do me.

>22
>Supreme gentleman

this

15 is legal in the civilised world.

i don't know why the fuck burgers would be proud of the government restricting their ability to tap tight young pussy, don't you guys love your freedom and guns?

inb4 pedo, a teenager is not a fucking child (except in your country where people can't educate themselves as to the definition)

>mother of three
>mid 30s, early 40s nancy milf with mid 20s boyfriend
>both smoke and drink heavily
>automatic

My neighbour owns the mspec model.
>Thinks its an m3 because its the best 318 ti you can get
>18 and works at subway
>havent seen him vape but hes a swaggot anyway
>not a car guy bought it as a budget status symbol
>probably