EVE Online general /eog/

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX?
Yes of course!
But if you have to ask again you can't.

>I just started, what should I do?
Get 250,000 free Skillpoints by using any referral link(chaining them with friends works the best).
If you have no friends use this link:
secure.eveonline.com/signup/?invc=4eca5d19-7c52-44fd-9de6-ff7b1398159c&action=buddy
Don't forget to save your referral's name, If you upgrade to Omega send me a mail with the date when you upgraded and I will give you the entire PLEX.

>Now what?
Do the Tutorial then the Career Agent missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
No, really. Find a corp.
You don't want to be that guy.

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Future:
>2017/01/09 is the last day to receive the 12th YC119 gift!

Past:
>Nov 25: Eve Down Under
>Nov 15: Alpha clones, Engineering Complexes, reworked boosters
>Sep 27: Coronation of Catiz I
>Sep 13: Mining barge overhaul, some new frigate models, capital module balance pass
>Sep 12: CSM 11 first summit
>Aug 13: [SoundCloud] WH CSM Townhall 13AUG2016 by OrangeEagle
>Aug 09: Citadel contracts, dmg/rep visuals, clouds performance boost, cargo notifications
>Jul 26: AT prizes announced (blood raider variations)
>Jul 23: Goons move to Delve, SMA closes
>Jul 19: Broski joins then kills QFC
>Jul 18: Billboards submissions open
>Jul 07: AT rule changes: 10 players, no cap-xfer, no CDs, blood raider ships encouraged
>Jun 29: "Shadow of the Serpent" event began, serp capitals introduced
>Jun 28: Citadel trading, overlay vectors, new implants, drugs legal, NSA nerfs, triage/seige/bastion now ECM immune, mass fitting
>Jun 23: RIP SP dailies
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)

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>gallente

>minmatar

>flying anything other than based Amarr

Best looking ships
Infinite ammo

>caldari

>Zealot

caldari are objectively the worst faction in looks, effect, character, morality, and memes

I mean, at least it's a thread... Not really comfy tho. You tried OP, 3.5/10

Nice screenshot.
Can you do those if you have a multi-monitor setup?
Cool as fuck.

Shitty anti-aliasing tho desu

Having a dirty pooinloo in the OP is real comfy, I'msure.

>being brainwashed

You tried.

>Amarr

what are strat paps i dont speak nullbabby

He's right about 3 out of 4

what is a strat pap

Literally good boy points. Not even joking.

Strat OP = a fleet that does some strategic shit for your alliance. Pap link = a link that FC gives you that registers you when you open it, used to confirm you were in the fleet. So I guess he means that in last 2 days he was flying in a big fleet at least 4 times.

I wanna fuck Maelstrom-chan!!!

Anyone else hate wormholes?

>someone in alliance chat links his lossmail
>laser malediction

>looks
amarr
>effect
???
>character
gallente
>morality
lel. Amarr
>memes
maybe
>b-but my Drake meme
>caracal

what are the implications of getting them though

how do you get 4+ strat paps instead of 5 strat paps

I assume effect is efficiency, or how good the ships are


>looks
amarr
>efficiency
gallente
>character
what, the visuals of the avatars? amarr but bonus points for achura of caldari
>morality
amarr
>memes
minmatar

The more I read this general the less I want to join a null sec corp.

You are a good boy.

The post was talking about who's worst in each category, not who's best.

Nah, I love them. It's sad that they're mostly dead and empty.
Dunno, I've never been in an alliance that uses them. They were used in past, now all this shit is done with API. But I guess he got some ISK for joining fleets. Or he'd get kicked from his corp for not having enough pap links (meaning he didn't participate in enough fights). But that's some autistic shit.

I thought looks is looks of characters and "character" is like empire behavior in lore. The wording is retarded anyways.

empty my ass
I see people pop up on scan or even downright meet them at the wormholes themselves all the time

Wouldn't morality be empire behavior?

Stop jumping into wormholes straight from high sec, senpai.

Stop going into HS wormholes. I rarely find anyone in w-space and never died there, still no cloak.

>backwards religion
>degeneracy
>corporate fascism
>primitive tribalism

>morals

This can't be real. Reminder that nullshitters are the reason people think that eve is a "second job" and refuse to try it.

This is a Caldari only general.

Why wouldn't it be real?

Big alliances track how active their members are and that's one way to do it. Karmafleet for example requires you to join at least 1 fleet per month. Other than that you're free to krab around.

>go into wormhole
>before counting my own probes there is one set of regular probes, one set of sister probes, and one heron visible on dscan
>occasionally a stratios also pops up and then disappears again
>5 minutes later there are also five warrior II's along with the stratios
>suddenly the heron is gone
>soon the sister probes and the stratios are gone as well

thrilling tales of wormhole life, brought to me by chokepointed dscanners

...

I want to join a small null alliance to be comfy in my little hole.

Someone post webms. All my eve vids got corrupted.

join any comfy stainwagon alliance

>Caldari only
yeah, we make fun of the caldari only because every other faction is more decent than them in every way

>joining stainwagon on the brink of war
Rather just go to dronewalkers

>Why wouldn't it be real?
Because its a fuckin computer game lmao. Why would anyone except the lowliest beta """""play""""" something when they're obligated to play it for someone else.

Caldari have some good looking ships now desu
Remember how ugly the Moa used to be?

>t. 16 year old Gallente pilot

Are you new to the game or something?
Pretty much all successful corps and alliances ask things of you.

Being active at least once a month is the least of your problems or concerns, trust me.
Just stay in high sec and run your lvl 4's.

That's what you get for joining "non shit" alliance. While bigger alliances have enough people to do well without you, so they only track down inactive players to kick as user told you already, smaller alliances need as many people as possible, so they expect you to show up every time they need.

>osprey still exists

You manage to find a lone Venture carrying 100 PLEXs. He offers you half if you spare him.

Do you do it? Or you blow him up for that killmail?

I spare him
That's 50 fucking billion dude

does he have the yoiul skin activated?

>Are you new to the game or something?
nah im just snarkily telling you that nullbabies are playing the game wrong, because they are

kill him and loot that shit
why would you spare him ever lmao

yes

I think I'd have to spare him then

I don't disagree, but you know that good lowsec (or highsec, I guess) corps also ask a lot of you?

Go see the requirements to join some places like risk breakers

>it's "someone is playing sandbox wrong" episode again

>plexes don't drop
>now you have nothing

Take half and then ransom him for another 25
Fuck, I was a carebear 5 days ago, look what EVE did to me! I like it.

And then you kill him, of course.

Sandbox is the easiest type of game to play wrong.

>it's a "I can't be wrong cats shit in the sandbox too, why can't I?" episode.

Depends if he can entertain me.
If he's boring then I'll play with his corpse instead.

Who said it's me? was talking about nullbabies. Why would you care how they play the game? Unless you envy them, of course.

Didn't some player blow up some guy carrying like 1000 PLEXs a while back? And not a single one dropped?

that's gay

>implying nullsec is playing the game wrong

I don't even have to log in and my corp makes money for me.

>Tax

lmao this cuck

>they don't have a moon empire

youtube.com/watch?v=o4LB-Pmkyks

Mordu's Legion a best.
A BEST.

>unironically dying to provi

LMAO

zkillboard.com/kill/58725143/

zkillboard.com/kill/58725072/

And then I said, "Jump through Provi its pretty much NPC nullsec"
And he fucking did it!

Really nice video, but why the fuck does the English version has Russian subtitles, while Russian version has English subtitles?

What race should I pick for my cap alt?

I don't know about how good they are, so right now I can only rate them based on looks

>caldari
titan looks good, dread looks great

>amarr
carrier and titan look good

>gallente
carrier and supercarrier look good

>minmatar
all except titan look good

>mfw shooting XL conflag at those smug HTP fucks

Caldari ships are c u t e

C U T E !

>>gallente
>carrier and supercarrier look good

no they don't

I love when basically shitter line members who think they're smug elites get trashed

>nyx doesn't look good

Maelstrom-chan is CUTE, CUTE!!!!!!

Best cause Caldari.
M O R D U
O
R
D
U

correct

>caldari
all caldari caps are currently dumpster tier

>amarr
rev is currently the best dread, archon, aeon and avatar are decent in small fleets, and the best choice for large brawls

>gallente
2nd worst dread, thanny and nyx good for ganking/pve

>minmatar
nag is good, nid and hell are only good for ganks/pve

Next you'll tell me the Aeon looks good

baka desu fampai

aeon a shit too

is it just a missile thing or why are all caldari caps trash?

So which carrier/dread/super/titan are undeniably better among others?

you should disregard all the opinions of capital pilots, they're usually completely retarded. except about the moros being shit

Shield caps are more vulnerable to being neuted than armour caps.

>unironically thinking the Phoenix is bad

Phoenix Alpha > Moros DPS

Why? Less space for cap boosters?

>well an invuln uses 0.000% of your cap every lots of seconds, so if people put 100 neuts on you you need to spam it sometimes so you'd better extract all your shield cap sp and sell them

capfags are the worst

Tengu is the best ship except for Worm

Hey user that lives in Cobalt Edge, how comfy is it?

The cycles are shorter so they decycle very quickly after getting neuted out, it takes more cap to run invulns than harderners but the difference is pretty tiny really, and passive armour tank is still somewhat okay while passive shield tank is complete shit.

Shield only has an active omni resist hardener, whereas armor has passive ones. So when you're primary and permanently neuted, armor caps have much larger ehp.

>armor tanking dreds

LMAO you shitters are fuckign garbage

1 DCU/ hull energizer
everything else for gank and application in the lows