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FAQ
>where do I look up tanks
tanks.gg
>how do i find ppl to platoon with
dont be yellow and ask in the Veeky Forums channel
>Snowitzer and tree conversion guide
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First for ded game ded tonks

What are the proper meme angles to reverse sidescrape in slaviet heavies?

Draw your favourite tank in paint and post it here.

First for "LÖWE SIMPLY CAN'T PEN MY EMIL I TURRET" yellow rage.

>200 damage short of HT-15 in T29

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>play overwatch
>autists screaming about team comp and imbalance

>play world of tanks
>everyone having fun

really puts things into perspective when you come across a game worse than what you're used to

>everyone having fun

I'm having fun user

I actually smile when playing WoT and WoWS after just a single game of Overwatch

you should try it sometime. I wholeheartedly recommend it

keep telling yourself that

I do relatively good, so I have fun

Damn, not only is this guy retarded, he also can't even read.

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I only ever have fun when I'm winning.

And I'm in a winning streak doing sick damage right now, so I'm having fun.

Why would I want to go from one dead vg clan to another?

I don't want to embarrass myself until I have the emil, which at this rate will probably be another week or two.

Would you go on a ride with her?

Better clan tag, friend :^)

Quite glad I joined this clan desu famalam ding dong

I want there to be an EU equivalent

there is

it's called NOPAN

why is the first HT-15 mission so fucking hard? it's like you need to have a tier 9/10 heavy to have any hope of finishing it in a reasonable period of time without extreme luck in matchmaking/map/team comp

No

No it's not

No shut up shill

literally just corner camp with the D.W. 2 it's not hard

>6000 damage blocked in a tier 4
>not hard

find me a team full of baddies dumb enough to not flank you, and I'll find you a team which is invariably green and not red.

All the missions are retarded.

Hull down T34 or equivalent on Sand River is your best bet

>when you realize there's still people without Obj260s trying to grind the missions in 2017

What is the most bullshit overpowered tank for each tier, in your opinion?

Is it normal to always roll under your average gun damage? Because this is getting absurd now.

>HT-15-1
>requiring a tier 9/10
I got the old version of it done with the lowe. Twice. You just have to be lucky and get retards on the enemy team

>You just have to be lucky and get retards on the enemy team

That's my point. It takes a ridiculous amount of luck to get into that kind of situation. Generally the retards are on my team and not the enemy team. Or the enemy is retarded and my team sweeps them aside before I can soak up any kind of damage.

I infuriatingly came within like 200 points of damage of getting it earlier in my T29, but it was a loss anyway so I wouldn't have even gotten the secondary condition. I'm sure if I keep playing the T29 I'll eventually get lucky, but there's no reason these missions should have such retarded requirements that don't scale with tier.

>queue during the night of NY
>the teams are full of blues and pinks

cannot be fabricated

>IS-3 top tier platoon decides to camp field of siegfried line
>get rolled in town as expected

time to drink

You don't always. You just choose to remember all the times you did compared to when you didn't.

you play this game sober?

That's my problem, isn't it?

Every tank except yours is OP

T1, Cruiser III, Pz. I C, Hetzer, KV-1S, Cromwell, IS, T26E5, T-54, T110E5

>15-5 tier IX match

I thought this shit would stop by now

>playing salient, sitting on hill
>arty blatantly ignoring our requests for him to nail where the borsig was last spotted
>then proceeds to tell us we're pussies for not pushing up

>IS-3 pushes up
>get's nailed by borsig and jagdpanther 2

Arty is exclusively played by people dropped on their head as a small child.

I've tried like 50 games in my T29 at this point trying to get HT-15 #1 and I've only come close a few times.

Should I just fucking buy a T32 or something? Will that be better for it? It seems like it's the same tank but just a tier higher, but that's the only tier 8 heavy I can get right now.

Just get the T110E5 and you will get it in one game.

At the rate I play it will take months to get a tier 10. I just want to beat this damn mission

>It seems like it's the same tank but just a tier higher
It's got the armour improvement to match the one tier higher, to be fair. Same invincible mantlet and weak hull as the T29, just thicker

CENTURION TURRET BUFF WHEN?

>get to 416
>told it's amazing
>turns out it's a pile of shit
>get to v2
>raping asses every game
>5k damage minimum every time
>can actually carry the polacks
Literally more cancer than the T-54.

I want the Tiger so bad. Fuck this VK 36

>I want the Tiger so bad
Hello me, thousands of games ago.

What's that website where you can play around with different crew and module loadouts and see the modified stat values?

>Playing Germy Wermy tonk

is it actually good or is it just more Wehraboo bait like everything else

It's both.

tanks.gg?

>currently 2017
>World of Tanks is still not fixed

wew

Do you like letting other players easily farm wn8 by penning you without fail while actually having great dpm and good pen?

I think I might be the only one who plays this game that doesn't give a single shit about the german tanks and plays exclusively american.

I don't even know what wn8 means but as long I can fuck tanks with the 88 I'm good

I feel obligated to thank the Strv 74 and Ikv 65 that were more than happy with bouncing 20 rounds off me between them both.

You are definitely not the only person with an E5 re roll account.

>tfw dad feels the need to share his green, borderline yellow, dunning krueger, tips and ideas

I'm here too. Never gave a flying fuck, always found it funny shit they were given how many idiots flock to them.

But I'm not a reroll account

>try to play a heavy tank
>artillery fires HEAT at me while 3 niggers block my path of escape

I finished the StuG, T28 and T55 versions in my T29. git gud kid xd

T127, Hetzer, Pz 3/4, Cromwell B, T29/E25, T26E5, VK4502B, T110E5

>Drive heavy
>Poke and get hit by an unspotted enemy, repair tracks
>Some faggot prevents me from backing up
>Arty takes half my HP and my tracks again
>The unspotted enemy kills me

How does it take months??? I got the Cent AX from the Cent 7 in less than 100 battles

Not everyone has the time and/or desire for thrombosis to play for 16 hours every day.

>when you get outplayed by superior players
feels bad man

...

>when a side tank got you down but your main tank always got you.

just straight up outskilled

>tfw blocking 7k + taking 2 GWE AP shells in tracks and doing 4,5k dmg and it isn't even close

Whoops, that webm ended way too quickly, that other FV304 finished me in the end.

How did you find so many clowns who didn't know where to pen a 7201 (fucking anywhere)

Where DO you pen a 7201 frontally?
A sidescraping 7201 has proven too much for me in the past.

You already said you have done 50 games in the T29 ive done 50 games the past 2 days and have ground 93k on the M46 Patton. If you buy some premium time and pop a 100% reserve you can get a lot done in little time.

If you keep playing the T29 you sure as fuck will not get any closer to it however if you do 20k a day (the amount for tankrewards.com) grinding you will have it in like 3 weeks.

Maybe i was just angling and wiggling correctly :^)
The E100s were atleast spamming HEAT and couldnt pen

Honestly this upsets me more than anything. DYNAMIC GAMEPLAY with a T95 eating my teammates and corner holding his base.

>when the game has your soul either way

Any of the little shitty tabs/frills on the side of the hull or the turret.

its not very good if you don't like the VK ive got some bad news for you

>Me and the FV are the only ones left
>Tell him the plan is for him to distract the T95 which would allow me to rush behind it
>I'm not in position yet
>He runs out and dies
>I have to panic charge, so my "opportunity" isn't wasted
>Die smashed against a wall

I'm not the t29 guy

arty buffs when

halving the maximum dispersion would be a good start

Let's buff arty reload time to 2 seconds, hahahahaha

its more how incredibly inaccurate they are yet they have massive aim times and reload times

either make them extremely accurate with very slow aim/reload, or very inaccurate with very fast aim/reload, not fucking both

My team just got 15-0'd.

this is considered a balanced game in 2017

Great start to 2017)))

>Emil I

already found the problem

subscribed :)

,But did you follow my instagram?

it's real carry hours

I followed you on twitter it's @zazie. Right?

>Spend a couple of dollars on premium time
>Load up personal reserves
>Take advantage of holiday bonuses
>not suck
>???
>Profit

I had a tier ten team that looked quite similar to yours. Happy holidays I guess

Is the guy in the emil famous?

>not suck

well thats the thing, see.

Cute, but no, he's just a random CHAI member.

:^)