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2017 is the gay yordle year edition

old Current patch notes:
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-624-notes

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Just wanted to be in the top

2017 buffs! :3

>tfw you will never be Lnoea

/lolg/, what are your new years resolutions?
What do you hope for the new year?
What do you regret most about 2016?

i cant believe that riven is confirmed gay

Biggest and best breasts!

Biggest and best waifu!

Try to be less of a social retard.
Pls don't demote me to bronze yasuo mains pls
Having friends

>Find Azir enjoyable but played him so much I can't seem to play anything else
>The more I play him the more I realize how gimped he is

This is difficult

feel bad for aka6, having his 'most disgusting LoL artist' title taken away by rampage

>their poppy
>wins lane and goes full tank
>my poppy loses lane
>tries to build damage

I'm tired of this shit. it's also not just poppy. i ahve all these champs who should go full tank build fucking damage.

Make sure to study Japanese, FL studio, my sketching and sewing
I hope I don't kill myself and manage to make my fiancee proud.
I wasted so much time moping and im still doing it

How Do I Build Zed Lethality Sucks

sauce?

>Lnoea
stupid drunk bitch!

vg results

Finish what i should've finished in 2016.
That 2017 isn't as shitty as 2016 was for me.
Helping my sister take care of her flower shop. It's annoying having to look at flowers for 3 hours every day, but i'd probably feel like an asshole if i said no, and the job is slowly getting to me and i'm starting to appreciate it. She even pays me, so i guess it's fine.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums up on NA.

wow nice vg!

It's really good that you help your sister user, family can be a good thing. And flowers are cool and pretty

I knew VG would win from the start to be desu with you

Why didn't you protect her smile?

>Luxs face when she finds out Ez was gay all along and Garen fell for a dirty Noxian

Take a good look at every male Noxian...

>implying Garen wouldn't put his sisters love before some Noxian whores

who else here /intentionally losing games/?

Best girl.
Best hands.
Best wife.

i was high on shrooms

sorry lux but i give no fux

Pro tip for not being a social retard: Practice being sympathetic and build a habit of showing interest in people even if you don't really care. Eventually you will genuinely care and that's when it gets easier.

You don't need to feel bad for feeling depressed. The most important step to take for recovery is not losing hope and not to beat yourself up over it.
Congrats on having a fiancee!

A flower shop sounds like an interesting job. What do you do there?

Lux is a faggot and I hold no good will towards her.

>the only constant is you
No its not. Every game I play one of my lanes feeds and that lane spills over into mine

You people are fucking lying through your teeth. Every game I don't even get the chance to do remotely anything because its always a crybaby session then a forced 20 minute surrender

>its another you're the only one with a positive score on your team episode
EVERYTIME ME UNGA TEAM BUNGAAA

>Lux is a faggot
aren't you both? i mean you post kled...

you are like spiritual brother and sister then

>he's still actually playing
Dude its time to let it go. Game isn't changing

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums +4 on NA.

Stop taking all the kills.

Just because I want to sound Kled with a candy cane for the holiday season doesn't make me a faggot. It only makes me a fag.

>You could have roamed
>You could have shit on your lane so hard that you spilled over
>You could have shot called your team to victory

>Did you?

Instead you bitch about "muh team" and "muh feeders" until you can stop blaming others you'll never get past gold or even get to it.

git gud shitter

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO GOD DAM FUCKING HARD TO GET THESE PEOPLE GROUP THE FUCK UP

Eh, mostly tending to the flowers, watering them, cutting any thorns, arranging them in a way that looks attractive to people.
And also making sure none of my sister's 5 cats fuck something up.

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOOOOOOOOWWWW

>implying Garen is a degenerate

Just curious, but what's your elo?

How have your chests treated you?

>Implying there is anything purer than a brother and sisters love

>used to play with friends all the time
>game was fun
>everyone stops
>only 2 keep playing
>all they do is duo queue
>still only gold
>play normals
>4 man premade
>dude get some friends
And they complain about never seeing or hearing from me anymore.

>calling Demacians inbred hicks

think youre looking for Noxus, a certain yordle is to your liking

Reminder that qtpie is better than practically every AD on the NA LCS roster

you misinterpreted the phrase. it simply means that out of every game you play, you are the only constant among those games.

unless you play premade

>Majin Buukage : wow a bunch of kids living with their parents talking about their part time jobs
>Majin Buukage : thats really interesting guys
>Majin Buukage : what did your mommy cook for dinner tonight haha

>Majin Buukage : wow a bunch of kids living with their parents talking about their part time jobs
>Majin Buukage : thats really interesting guys
>Majin Buukage : what did your mommy cook for dinner tonight haha

>Majin Buukage : wow a bunch of kids living with their parents talking about their part time jobs
>Majin Buukage : thats really interesting guys
>Majin Buukage : what did your mommy cook for dinner tonight haha

>Majin Buukage : wow a bunch of kids living with their parents talking about their part time jobs
>Majin Buukage : thats really interesting guys
>Majin Buukage : what did your mommy cook for dinner tonight haha

>Majin Buukage : wow a bunch of kids living with their parents talking about their part time jobs
>Majin Buukage : thats really interesting guys
>Majin Buukage : what did your mommy cook for dinner tonight haha

>Majin Buukage : wow a bunch of kids living with their parents talking about their part time jobs
>Majin Buukage : thats really interesting guys
>Majin Buukage : what did your mommy cook for dinner tonight haha

>cat wrangling
I love cats but they seem really bad for that kind of work environment.
Are they nice kitties?

Terrible. Only got 1 good skin so far and it was astro naut.

not good i guess

Happy new years, everyone~

fine, I'll start dumping lewds

hey whats your ign :)

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Xth for Katarina
Best girl
:3c
Happy New year everyone

No lewd dumping without actual discussion!

They match at least.

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Thanks user, I have little hope for myself but I manage to try a little bit every day. League is remarkably relaxing now after coming back to it, even if it does tend to suck up more time than id like.

happy new ear!

There's something about this that is really ironic, probably the fact that he's well beyond the age he should be having a part time job at

>calling Demacians inbred hicks
Hicks? Hardly, but you have to keep the houses bloodline pure, user. Even you have to realize this.

but I can't discuss living in my mother's basement because I don't, what am I to do?

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

how old do you think I am

xth for Camille!

Kindly tell Buukage to choke on a dick for me, will ya?
They're pretty tame, except for 1 of them that tries to climb my back everyday.
The rest just walk around the shop not doing much, but sometimes they start fucking around with the flowers and i have to get the cats away from them.

>captcha: Shop Rose

What is Elementalist Lux's lore anyways?

>That arm
???

it's illaoi's leg you dingaling

I can see that he has lichbane and a lot of ap but this is retarded.

He also had 3 earth dragons.

same that for bbq leona

it's leona/ahri/lux from the alternative universe who loves bbq/videogames/protecting her kingdom

Good morning lolgen
Time for watching some anime and playing some legolegends, studying some spanish and doing some errands, f-fuck you all:^)
Happy New Year

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What's that, 3 earth drags as well?

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums bets.

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It's okay if things move slow, user. You are doing your best and that's all the matters.
Maybe play a little less league tho and draw something. Like maybe a match highlight every once in a while?

Good thing there are other things you can respond to besides low quality bait to have a discussion over.

The rowdy one sounds like they just need to be played with. I recommend trying to play with them with like a cat toy, or a shoe lace a bit.

Feliz año nuevo, user!

She wants to MARRY GAREN so she's DISGUISING herself as potential SUITORS so nobody finds out SHE'S ACTUALLY LUX.

:3

>t. mid lane aram pro

some alternate dimension skins have more lore than just visuals though, aetherwing kayle is her wings being burnt off in war and having them replaced, but she wins the war with morgana and their race ascends to utopia.

Happy new year faggots. Now its time to sleep before I work in 5 hours

>Lategame Vayne on enemy team

It's okay I didn't want to win anyway.

Also MATING PRESS

pretty sure suitors are boys only

Got ultimate lux shard yesterday (3000 orange to unlock), and dj sona and firefighter tristana from rerolls.

I don't own tristana or sona so I have to save up some IP, not sure which one to get first.

she seems to be a queen in that alt universe instead of simply some nobility (crownguard isn't the royal family)

* ᴮᵘᵗ ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ

ayy happy nwe yera

shards don't disappear do they?

How does that butt smell and taste

Man this is really tripping me out...

no

Demacia is progressive! :3

elleven but im on oce, anyone add me if you want to lose some ranked or fuck around in aram/poro king

>1781 magic damage
>572 true damage
Don't forget Ziggs' passive. LB gonna do a lot at build complete.

Smells like excrement and tastes like warm salt

But you know she got tha booty from tumbling every which way so I bet she's perfect for putting a load of baby batter in her asshole

I wish I lived with my parents and had a part time job.

People who have that should be thankful.

People like that guy you're posting should be happy for other people rather than vitriolic.

Everyone just appreciate what you have.

>try running full Lethality runes on GP
>works like.. REALLY REALLY well
what

that doesnt even make any sense

jesus

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Sounds delicious, I would rather put my tongue in her asshole

>have a cold and sore throat as the year turns
>want to play league but I'm on auto tilt because I can't swallow anything