Reborn

>reborn
>ditched the beemer and has a Twingo now

I'm sure he will get dem bitches now.

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>he even did the sunrise photo

>elliot rodger reborn
>has a twingo

I believe a story required

He finally found peace in the next life

uncanny valley holy fuck

WHATS THIS MANS NAME

may twingette be with you

Meme magic.

Holy shit.

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Seems to have gotten surgery on his jaw as well. Really living up to the LA stereotype.

>Seems to have gotten surgery on his jaw as well.
It's called losing weight, working out and just uncovering what was already there

I thought Elliot's chin was a bit recessed compared to this guy's.

well this guy is in many ways luckier than elliot

it's magic

Can we crowdfund a BMW E92 for this guy just to see what happens?

I laughed way too hard at this and probably harder than I should have

somebody quick, make a kickstarter!

>mfw this guy is named Matt
>mfw i'm called Matt

Why there's a lot of matthews who are literally autism?

>dat star wars reference
>dat twingette

maybe because your mom was the mattress?

probably
she's a bitch desu

now I'm sad.
hope at least your dad is cool.

Matt reporting in

dad's cool but he's a jerk. at least he likes cars, and always brings old cars to fix.
tomorrow we'll start working on a mk3 golf we picked up in.

Yo, my man.

No, I am Matt

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wait, that car is still around?

hard to say where it ended up
but the vin is there if you want to know more

Is this Elliot's old car?

apparently

Should have got a Benz.

>Rich
>BMW
>Girl's weren't begging to ride his dick

How did he fuck up so badly.

If any one of us had his life we'd be rolling in pussy.

judging by what he posted on social media, he had the most toxic personality. not even clever toxic and/or sociopathic, just a walking cringefest of the worst kind with literally no social skills at all.
on top of that he was insecure as fuck and women find male insecurities repulsive.
he could have scored easily if he wasn't such a personified fedora.

what ever negative personality he harboured was probably made worse by living in LA

some time out of the city and training body and mind would have done him a world of good
just some time to form his own mind and not get caught up in what he thinks other people are all about

was found in a junkyard recently, probably still there.
youtube.com/watch?v=scXw-Gjqnig

He was doomed from the start. He was an antisocial kid who sincerely believed that people should kiss the ground he walked on, and couldn't handle it that it wasn't the case.

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