HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD HER VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME

>steve jobs turtleneck

she was never a billionaire and actually has to pay back 4.5 billion

>hiding her adam's apple

wow LOl!!! he voice sound like my daddy!! xD xp!!! hahaha!!!

Can't argue that logic.

She's a drop out and future convict

she must love to power fuck though lmao dat voice boyyy

Its not even her real voice. She does that voice in public to be taken more seriously. Similar to how she wears a fucking turtle neck to be like Steve jobs.

>That boyish wannabe voice
youtube.com/watch?v=rGfaJZAdfNE
Ok who the fuck is she trying to kid here? She's not a tomboy and neither a fatass, so what's up with the voice?

She could restart Theranos if she made a Rocky 3 reboot

>I vill destroy you

Maybe she really is just a nerd who discovered something.

why don't she go all the way and get cancer like steve? Is she even trying

how about you read for 2 seconds about theranos. it's all lies

I was going to say, she just made herself on the hook for billions in investor cash that she embezzled. The whole thing is a scam and as this house of cards continues to collapse on itself we're going to discover that she was trying to pull a silicon valley on the medical industry, but they were way smarter than she is. It seems most everyone that mattered saw through her bullshit pretty much off the bat.

she sounds fine to me

I hate Veeky Forums. I mean, there's the rare interesting thread, but half or more of each fucking board is shit like this spammed over and over like it's funny, except it doesn't have even the modicum of thought that humor requires. There is no joke. It's just a thing. Shitposts are just things. Barely even entities spontaneously brought into the the mind of some idiot. It's like they're the antiparticles to ideas, because ideas are at least demonstrable proof that someone is capable of thought.

You suck. Everyone that contributes to the shit state this place is in and has always been in sucks. You are why we cannot have anything fun, and you waifu is pasty-faced, lying garbage. Who does she think she is, anyway. Steve Jobs? Turtlenecks are for innovators that at least don't get BTFO upon evaluation of their fraudulent business claims. Fuck off, OP, go die.

I'll see you tomorrow.

fuck off to /b/

>She sounds like a young Keanu Reeves.

No she doesn't

The cancer isn't the important part. She'll need to refuse actual medicine.

that's a man baby

What a disrespectful class

>overhyped young silicon valley '''''entrepreneur'''''
>defrauds investors with a product that's way too good to be true
>laboratories are understaffed and employees are grossly under-trained
>house of cards comes collapsing down
>story stays out of mainstream press because muh womyn role models
>gets banned from operating labs - a slap on the wrist compared to what she could actually face (she won't)

New stock trading strategy: short any company that relies on visible women/minorities in positions of power as its main selling point.

nobody can short for as long as a facade like this goes on. she lost her net worth overnight by a single stroke of pen from forbes.

Was getting ready to short the United States before November 8th.

she has to be a M2F, there's no way (((she))) isn't

she went to my high school...dumb bitch what an embarrassment.

zacks.com/stock/news/139962/invest-in-womenrun-companies-with-this-new-etf

was she like this her whole life?

I can't accept she was born a girl

i dunno she graduated in 2001
i graduated in 2011