/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

One of the early Part I chapter covers.

>Sasuke is the first to leave
>Last to know that Naruto is right
DEEP

Right here.

slightly corrected gutter shadow/distortion.

>those thighs on sakura
hnnng
>that flute sasuke
HNNNNNNNNNNNG

They even made a figure it looks like.

Sasuke being a music man actually explains a lot about his character

Then what the fuck was Kishi's problem?

looks bad

What kind of music does Sasuke play?

This was made before Sound was introduced. Some I guess imagine some tricks from them applied to Sasuke.

Linkin park.

I'm just realizing that Sakura has green fingernails and toenails in all these colored cover.

Those weren't in the anime, were they?

I prefer her without them. It makes her look like slut.

Holy shit is purenail user back?!

I don't know who that is.

I guess some classical music at the start then progressing to nu-metal, emo, and punk as he gets crazier and crazier. Then finally turning back to classical as he returns to sanity

So were the Akatsuki members all sluts?

Konan's a slut. The rest are fags.

Wagner

Reminder that Obito was supposed to be a villain even back when Kishi was writing part 1.

There was a guy a few months back who didn't like nail polish on girls, and said it made them look like whores or something. He got pretty triggered about it.

Deidara was fuccboi as hell and Konan wore some seriously slutty gear under that robe

Do not forget Itachi is also a fuccboi

He was saving himself for his dead waifu

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He always had an important role to play but I don't know if he was always meant to be the villain that caused most of the bad things in the series.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Minato was also supposed to be the big bad.

>inb4 no he wasn't

I swear to you that he was going to.

Is that why his powers are so OP? Sexual frustration? Looking at Obito, is sexual frustration the true source of the Uchiha's power?

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Kermit user is dead, i am just a replacement, his legacy needed to live on.

There's no way that's true, if that were the case then Madara-

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Oh my god.

We already knew that the Uchiha were high class, gay ninja versions of hillbillies. No need to say it user

For Sarada to reach the full potential of her clan, Boruto is going to have to stay oblivious until she's like in her early 20s. It's for the good of the leaf.

How do you know kermit user is dead? Didn't he just make some posts in the last thread?

No, for her to reach NEW heights that surpass even her father, Boruto will have to expertly tongue her tight pussy but stop short of bringing her to orgasm.

Well Bort is the son of Naruto and is very spoiled He gonna stay damn obvious. Also, considering how much Japan loves their romantic two girl frienships, Salad is going to get a HUGE power boost once Chocho unlocks Butteryfly Mode

>Boruto is going to have to stay oblivious until she's like in her early 20s
Well he already is in the novelization of the movie:

>The one who was running next to him was a genin who was in his three-man-cell, his classmate, Uchiha Sarada. Characteristic thick glasses and black hair, a gloomy young girl. Lately, she'd become popular among their male ninja classmates, but if you asked her childhood playmate Boruto, then - "She's just gotten a bit taller lately, she's the same Sarada as always, isn't she?" - is what he would say

Hopefully Boruto will go the way of Broccoli-kun and Salad will decide she's had enough of this fucking faggot not noticing her and go ride someone else's cock

If withholding love from an Uchiha can apparently turn them into a killing machine, withholding orgasms is straight up suicidal.

It's not witholding love but the loss of it
How do you make someone lose an orgasm? They have to have it and then suddenly get it snatched from them
Is there a way to stop an orgasm midway?

That was me, kermit user left because he died, he hasn't been on steam in a long time. I'm just keeping his legacy alive with my own kermit voice.

No way to stop an orgasm once it starts, not really. I think that user meant Bort would start pleasuring her then stop before she orgasmed, of course there's nothing stopping her from finishing herself off.

You can make orgasms shorter and less intense if you stop touching entirely once they start orgasmming,

Would this be enough to drive salad insane?

Why? Were you a big kermit user fan? And what kinds of voices do you do? How long have you been pretending to be kermit user? Were you the one doing voices for the past few threads?

Ehh, it will probably transform Salad in a yandere, especially if something happens to Sasuke

>returns to sanity
But that never happened. His insanity was just beaten back into his subconsciousness. It'll always be there, lurking, waiting to resurface.

Maybe Lightning Release would do the trick? I bet you could shut down the orgasm somehow if you did something to the nerves

>sanity
>buying into Naruto's shit
>sanity

I was and i was the guy doing the girl voice.
Kermit user was my friend and we had similar loves for doing impersonations I even semi got his voice down and he could do mine. I knew how to do most of his voices so i post them here acting like him because i feel like his legacy should be kept alive.

Y-you're talking like he's dead or something, user. So what should we call you? Girlvoice user?

he is dead
Just call me kermit user and forget this chat happened.

What will trigger Sauce's insanity in Boruto? Salad dying?

A world where Kermit user is dead is not a real world.

Yea it sucks, but he will live on in essence.

I honestly can't believe people haven't noticed the difference in our voices and our tones in general, he kept his kermit voice much lower and didn't show any emotion in it. I like to emit emotion in mine as it brings things out better, i've also tried posting alot more but people don't seem as interested.

Obito was cool until we knew it was Obito. Basically a reverse-Darth Vader

>orgasm denial powerup
doujins
fucking
when

>selling for $400
I don't even think pinkshitfag himself would be delusional enough to pay that much.

But Obito being behind the mask made Tobi a darker character. He was once someone like Naruto who turned into the complete opposite.

>implying he's not buying them all so no one else can have one.

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So is the OP ever gonna include an imgur album of Binkbonk's works? Or that new guy's?

>darker
More pathetic you mean? Because going from "I shall lead the world to glory" (not even though; neither of them had any idea what they were going to do once they were king of the village) to "I'm going to rekt everything because my crush who would've cucked me anyway died boohoohoo" is pretty pathetic

>He was once someone like Naruto who turned into the complete opposite.
It's not like we havent had any of those before other than Haku, Gaara, Sasuke and Nagato

We're a dying general, edo tensei kermit. We just can't think of much to have you say. Maybe you could do a whole audiobook of R20 GM's manga rewrite?

overloke.imgur.com/

It would also help your popularity is you read things more than once and practiced delivery and timing a couple times. Most of the humor is in the timing.

>Nagato
Nagato was never like Naruto. Nagato knew what he wanted to do and he never cared about being recognized for what he did. Naruto on the other hand never knew what he wanted to do, but merely wanted to be recognized.
Naruto was an outsider to a prosperous society so he didn't really care about fixing any big social injustices, just getting membership to the community. Nagato was part of a society of outsiders who were marginalized and destroyed by much larger societies beyond their strength to resist, so he didn't necessarily care about being recognized, just making sure that this didn't happen to anyone else.

It does not make him any less shit of a villain or character, though.

If you were to pick one person from IRL to make an appearance in Nardo, who would it be?

Is that supposed to be donald trump?

kotaku.com/this-is-the-only-moe-dictator-i-care-about-454468910

Yup. Pretty well done too, clearly high energy as fuck, although the flag being the wrong way round bothers me.

Augustus Caesar, because he's actually competent unlike 100% of the people in Naruto

I'd love to see someone lead an army of normal chakra-less peasants against superhuman ninja and actually win because they have no magic shit, only competence and tactics to rely on.

>Trump in Naruto
What would happen is he'd be high energy around the wrong type of person (say Gaara) and then get killed since he's poor now and it's not like you've got a market economy for him to get money from
He's not really a great tactician either and honestly since the entire point of Naruto seems to be PEACE and LOVE and TOLERANCE I'm not sure he'd be able to populism his way into the ramshackle that the Hokage House is.

Wouldn't work, there's a point where the powergap is too huge
(Military) tactics is a multiplier. No matter how competent the commander of a squad of ants is, you can just flood their shitty anthill with your garden hose
I was more talking about being competent in playing people against each other

Haku I don't see.

Gaara was if Naruto became the monster every thought him as and embraced the negative influence of his Tailed-Beast.

Nagato was the dark aspect of Naruto with his role as the child of prophecy and Jiraiya's wish for peace.

Sasuke was what everything Naruto wanted to be. Cool, strong, respected by everyone. And he was also considered Naruto's ultimate challenge for his ideals.

Obito was the antithesis of Naruto. He was if Naruto succumbed to darkness itself. While the others where for the roles Naruto has taken, Obito was an aspect more personal. To the core, if things went wrong for Naruto he would have become just like Obito. And that's what Obito represented. At the end of the day he was THE Evil-Naruto.

Ants can survive flooding well, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=c_4GpWwyMCc

Well, yes. I had in mind more of the early series for that sort of thing, where a mob COULD threaten Kakashi, and they had to bluff them and scare them, plus have the fishermen from that village show up.

>not like you've got a market economy for him to get money from
>one of Trump's most profitable ventures (besides that Atlantic City casino that's gone bust like the rest of the city) have been casinos
>this is a world where Tsunade and 10/10, or possibly Sakura exist
Depending on his starting capital and the availability of small loans of a million dollars, I could see him or anyone else make the right kind of investment and establishing a gambling empire.

Also, even ninja on the right kind of mission might like a nice hotel, right? The only real part of his businesses that would not work would be golfing and the beauty pageant stuff, since in the 2d world almost all women are pretty.

>Haku I don't see.

Flood it with nitric acid then, you get my point

So? Flood humans with various things toxic to humans and they die too.

Humans are generally not able to flood someone's house so casually. If I told you to just step on the ants, would you say "so if you crushed a human into paste they die too"?

I'm sorry I thought your point was that ants were easily killable by humans (and compared to humans) but in fact they're pretty damn hardy and resilient is all I was saying. If you could get rid of them easily exterminators wouldn't have much of a job.

Well look ants are resilient only compared to what we imagine what we'd be like at their size.
On the flipside, an ant the size of a human 1. wouldn't be able to stand 2. would literally suffocate to death under its own bulk and 3. wouldn't be able to lift a ten kilo dumbell because they're dying from their own weight.
Actually resilient things are Hydra (who will reconstitute itself if you break it into individual cells and will heal pretty much any injury you give it, often reproducing in the process) and the memetastic water bear.

>Been playing for a couple hours already
>Still don't understand how to activate the Sharingan

talex

You have to go through emotional trauma

>Main Character is Sasuke
How is this general not constantly shitting on this game?

No, ants are formidable and are survivors even at their small size is what I'm saying. They are hard to kill even exactly as they are. Even humans have a hard time exterminating them because they are very well adapted to reproduce and spread quickly and the fact that they live in colonies means they can survive in many environments very well. They've colonized most places on earth just like people have. If you're talking in terms of success as an organism, the ant design has proven itself incredibly successful at staying alive. They've been around for 100 million years. We probably couldn't get rid of all the ants even if we tried. One queen, after one nuptial flight, can go on to live for 30+ years and have millions of offspring.

io9.gizmodo.com/5880539/10-frightening-facts-you-probably-didnt-know-about-ants

Ants don't fuck around. They are one of the great success stories of evolution, having been able to easily adapt to so many environmental changes over millions of years because of their unique survival strategy of a colony with a queen.

And I hate to break this to you but hydras aren't real, m8. And if they were all you'd need to kill one is a medusa head. Or you could burn the neck stump after cutting off each head like heracles did.

Get out. We all love Sausage here.